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Just got in from the peeler palace. I'm drunk. I pissed on the fly of blue jeans. I had eight lap dances. And I smell like a whore. My wife is in bed and I should burn my clothes and take a shower before I go to bed.

I had a [-peep-] great night!

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zpyrd ( zippy ) , what is a peeler palace . Is that a place where you peel potatoes and they allow you to partake of alcoholic beverages. Lap dances also , wow . Ooooo i get it , youse was at one of them stripper joints . I am not allowed to go there myself . Does sound like fun though , assumming it was a female doing the dance off course . Ha ha ha ha ha-----your an animal zippy . At least until Mrs. zippy finds out and bongs ya on youse head .

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Reply to ironmike

Not forgetting that your jeans look like coconut matting and you smell like a fish market.

Fabulous.

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Reply to RobD

Ahhhh yes such fun , pissing all over your self . Don't get no better then that . If done before the lap dance it can shortin the dance time though . Unfortunatlly i have been there and done that though . Thats why i have given up the demon rum , exceped on rare times when i want to partake of such things.

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Reply to ironmike

Where in the hell have you been???

Pissing on myself, dosen't happen to me IMO

Had a big night out!! That's what it's all about, for sure!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

Zyprd....I can't believe you would do something like that. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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You should try not to piss on yourself.

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Reply to dhlucke

It was an accident. Honest. It was just a bit of dribble at the end of a good leak.

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Ashamed....Not.
I told my wife I went to the peeler palace.
I didn't admit to the lap dances.
Glad I'm on my week off. The hangover this morning was intense.
My friend (from work) and stayed until the palace closed. It's kind of an unoffical biannual event for us.

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