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Auburn9698   01-28-2004 at 04:43:34 PM

Post your favorites.

Mine:

ksoth -

Quote :

Alright guy I'll try one more time to see if it sinks in to you.


EEEWWW!!!

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JustPlainJef   01-28-2004 at 04:55:00 PM
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Got a link??

"My feet smell like butter!"

-Heather, one of the techs I work with...

This quote has filled our whiteboard with all kinds of drawings, such as a tub of popcorn with a laddle of butter dumping feet on it, a coupon for Heather's Brand Hot Buttered Feet, and a piece of toast with a foot on it!!

Probably a lot funnier if you are here, but it is funny!!

:mad: I HATE NET NAZIS!!! :mad:

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Auburn9698   01-28-2004 at 04:58:37 PM
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57th reply of the "it's about time" thread.

<pre>Yeah, Yeah, I took a little bit of mind-in-the-gutter artistic license with it</pre><p>Feet smell like butter, eh? Tell her to eat less greasy food.

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zpyrd   01-28-2004 at 05:00:10 PM
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From: SoDNighthawk
To: Fariss

Quote :

I guess Feriss is one of those people born a turtle.. they look like a turtle smell like a turtle and live like a turtle WITH THEIR HEAD UP THERE ASS.


Turtles can't put their head up their ass.

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Auburn9698   01-28-2004 at 05:01:47 PM
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Haha, not a surprise, coming from him.

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JustPlainJef   01-28-2004 at 05:06:53 PM
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Actually, I have a turtle... I don't even think they can get their heads to their armpits!!! For the sake of arguement, I will go home and stick a cricket in his ass and see if he can get it out...

:mad: I HATE NET NAZIS!!! :mad:

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Auburn9698   01-29-2004 at 01:33:01 PM
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Ironmike:

Quote :

Dr. Hooter , a used Tampex is not weak . O no not at all .


:eek: :frown: :eek:

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RobD   01-29-2004 at 01:55:30 PM
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ChipDeath:

Quote :

Consoles self that he can still spank the monkey like no other


That was an overshare....

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   01-29-2004 at 01:58:35 PM
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Yeah, I'd have to agree with that.

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ironmike   01-29-2004 at 02:15:49 PM
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Maybe he was talkin about them nija turtles they had on tv .....bet they could do it .

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   01-29-2004 at 02:18:06 PM
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Yep i stand buy that statement .

The man of steel said that

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Auburn9698   01-29-2004 at 09:51:48 PM
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This one's a hell of a lot more than a week old, but I'll include it because it made me laugh.
Wingding:

Quote :

I can't wait for Armaggedon. Maybe then you guys would shut up arguing.




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dhlucke   01-29-2004 at 09:55:22 PM
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This one is great!

Auburn9698:

Quote :


I like to dress up like a little girl and stick cotton candy in my hoo hoo





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Auburn9698   01-29-2004 at 10:09:59 PM
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Sssshhh! DH! You were supposed to keep that PM secret! I was drunk!

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dhlucke   01-29-2004 at 10:10:59 PM
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Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.



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Auburn9698   01-29-2004 at 10:17:38 PM
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That's it. I'm not msg'ing you any more of my goat-fockin' fantasies for your enjoyment. You really messed up now.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>

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Yahiko81   01-29-2004 at 10:47:51 PM
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If you boil a turtle they slip right out of their shell.

Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet.
<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>,<b><font color=green>hagedis</font color=green></b>
Svol heeft een reusachtige worst

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dhlucke   01-29-2004 at 11:36:01 PM
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ROFL!!!

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Auburn9698   01-30-2004 at 12:36:30 AM
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Not a very good pic of Jessica, by the way. Too dark. I can't see anything in there. There's a bunch of letters in the way, anyhow.

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dhlucke   01-30-2004 at 01:02:00 AM
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If you look to the right you can see her squeeze a pickle out.

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scamtrOn   01-30-2004 at 01:30:29 AM
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erm.... ja ja... uhh....

Quote :

stick it in, then take it out and see if its still there


aubby- a long long time ago

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Auburn9698   01-30-2004 at 01:33:03 AM
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?

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scamtrOn   01-30-2004 at 01:51:14 AM
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shat app red neck

</font color=red><font color=orange><b>visit my site. then send me your freakin picture.
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zpyrd   01-30-2004 at 01:51:50 AM
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He vacationed in Ontario.

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Auburn9698   01-30-2004 at 01:57:49 AM
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And suddenly, it all becomes clear.

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dhlucke   01-30-2004 at 03:11:27 AM
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It was so nice without him....

sigh...

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scamtrOn   01-30-2004 at 03:44:14 AM
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thats what your wife said right before she left your ass




ROFLMAO

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Auburn9698   01-30-2004 at 03:47:47 AM
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Damn. I'm a smartass bastard, but that's just cold.

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RobD   01-30-2004 at 06:50:33 PM
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Vista, in the Other Components forum...

Quote :

On a case that has one front 1394 port but a mobo that doesn't have a 1394 port how do you go about connecting the 1394 front port to the mobo...


Oh dear. Methinks an abacus would be of more use.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   01-30-2004 at 07:02:25 PM
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Ha, yeah, I saw that this morning. Laughed, myself. Also checked out SOD's thread where he talks about the turtle, and checked Zoron's link to his mysterious virus that makes HD heads impact the platters. Great stuff.

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scamtrOn   01-30-2004 at 08:40:37 PM
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roflmao ROFLAMO hHAHah ah hah ah AHA HAHAHHA ha ahh aha ha what a cool bastard. i like teh guy already.

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zpyrd   01-31-2004 at 01:37:06 AM
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Here is one from jihiggs in the Networking Forum.

Quote :

its generaly the less faggy way to do it


LOL

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Jake_Barnes   01-31-2004 at 03:30:05 AM
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From: SoD

Quote :

Viagra is not a cure for Impudence because it does not cure heart disease


I'm thinking he ment <i>impotence</i> ...




<b> ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields </b>

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Auburn9698   01-31-2004 at 04:06:21 AM
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Mmm, nice ones, both. Yeah, either sod's vocabulary, his spelling, or both leave a lot to be desired. He was recently posting about a "waist of time..."

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 01/30/04 09:15 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Auburn9698   01-31-2004 at 04:53:57 AM
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Zpyrd:

Quote :

Beer and tube steaks go great together.


Poor Zpyrd. He's turning into basmic.

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dhlucke   01-31-2004 at 04:58:04 AM
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Crap! You beat me to it!

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Flamethrower205   01-31-2004 at 05:03:12 AM
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hahahahahahaha :evil: !

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

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zpyrd   01-31-2004 at 05:11:26 AM
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Basmic?
What was he doing? Shoving them up his ass? I think tube steaks are little too soft for penatration.

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WingDing   01-31-2004 at 11:06:25 AM
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Not when they're frozen.

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zpyrd   01-31-2004 at 06:56:09 PM
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When I was in high school I knew a girl who broke off a part of a Ball Park Frank in her vagina. Required a trip to the ER to get it removed.

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WingDing   02-01-2004 at 09:31:16 PM
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Bet it tasted twice as good afterwards.

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zpyrd   02-01-2004 at 11:19:34 PM
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It could have been better if she left it inside her for three days to cook.

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WingDing   02-02-2004 at 12:42:59 AM
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And flushed it out during a particularly heavy menstrual flow.

Barton 2500+, 512MB Corsair Platinum XMS 3200 CL2, Radeon 9700, WD Raptor 10,000 rpm S-ATA HDD, Asus A7V600, Enermax 460W SilentPlus PSU.

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Auburn9698   02-02-2004 at 04:52:35 AM
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G. D. it. You should be one of those sick fockers on that boat commercial.

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JustPlainJef   02-02-2004 at 07:13:44 PM
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<A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/community/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=51613#51613" target="_new">HA HA HA</A>

Quote :

ROFLMMFDAO OFMT LOLWSFOTG AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH ****tears in eyes************* LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO HAHAHAH AHAH AHAH HA AH HAHAHAH






i just saw aubbys pic!!!! HAH AHA HAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHAHH ROFLA MOF AQLFMA OEFE LAEFMEFOAEMLM

the fukcer looks like hes on LSD or somethin' LMAO LMAOA LAML JSADFJ LDK WTF WTF TWF TWF TWFTWF TWFT wTF WTFtWF TWtftWF WTF TWF WF WTF TWF TWFT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHA H


Scamtron saying someone else is on drugs. Scamtron on...Something potent, maybe elephant tranquilizers, saying someone else is on drugs.

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Auburn9698   02-02-2004 at 07:15:28 PM
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Yeah, that was great.

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Auburn9698   02-02-2004 at 08:46:07 PM
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RobD, to Wingding:

Quote :

I've only just had the metal plates removed from my pelvis the last time you <i>took me</i> by surprise.


I'm left wondering how often RobD's pelvis suffers damage a la Wingding taking him. Either by surprise or by invitation.

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RobD   02-02-2004 at 08:50:04 PM
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He never asks. He just takes.

<font color=blue>"Look, I know it's old-fashioned, but I'm from the school that believes if God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have invented Spanish air traffic control" - Dave Lister</font color=blue>

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JustPlainJef   02-02-2004 at 09:16:48 PM
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Quote :


He never asks. He just takes.


Manly man RobD, to Auburn, on the abuse Wingy dishes out to Rob. At least I used to think he was a man's man, claiming to like beer & sports & food.. I don't even know anymore if he really likes beer and / or women!!

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RCPilot   02-02-2004 at 09:40:47 PM
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Oh NO!! :eek:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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