Oct 2 2012, AMD launches Trinity, the Piledriver based APU. All across Springfield, buzz has been ensuing over the latest version of their favourite Kiwk-E-Mart check out chic. For the very first time, AMD's new APU will be female and based off Trinity from the Matrix movies. Though Trinity has died twice in the Matrix movies AMD assures that they were simple "trial runs". AMD assures a concerned Homer Simpson that Trinity will be a reliable dispenser of squishees and other high calorie, sodium, sugar but nevertheless healthy treats. The chief robber of the Kwik-E-Mart, Snake has prepared a statement, stating that AMD's new Trinity APU implies the use of deadly force through the Piledriver architecture. He claims that his first robbery of the new store resulted in deliberating brain damage which has yet to be decided by the jury in the Court of Springfield.
Trinity aims to increase the speed of customers getting diabetes by 10-15%
Unlike Bulldozer, Trinity has actually been designed for the Kwik-E-Mart. Previous incarnations of the Bulldozer core have been too large to fit in the convenience supermarket, whilst complaints have arisen from the previous Llano APU, whose "Husky" cores proved to be a little too aggressive and were seen biting a few too many fingers off. It remains to be seen how next year's Steamroller APU will operate in a store.