Keys I Would Like To See On The Keyboard

stano

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I keep looking for it but can't seem to find it....?????....the "Hurry-up" key. It would come in handy when your trying to go to a site and just dont have the time tooooooooo waite while it takes its own sweet time loading...I'm wure there's other vauabile keys missing also but "Hurry-Up" is tops on my list.
 

Arrow

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Go design a keyboard with a "hurry-up" key and we'll see how well it does on the market :)

Anyway, get yourself a nice fast system with Windows 95, and nothing installed but the software for a quick-access keyboard and you should get what you're looking for.

Rob
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FatBurger

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Actually, two types of people would buy it:

1. Absolute idiots
and
2. People like us who understand the humor. Assuming it's a decent keyboard anyway, of course.

And some from both groups would swear it actually works, too :)



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Mavicator

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I would be the first in line for that keyboard whether the key did anything or not. It would SEEM like the time passed faster because you're doing something. *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap HURRY UP DANGIT! taptaptaptaptaptap*

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Arrow

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Are you getting any results from all that tapping there??

Rob
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exactly... i have to agree... thats why... i... type... like... this... because... ive... got... nothing... better... to... do... while... waiting... for.... downloads... at... the... office...

if in doubt blame microsoft...
 

Arrow

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Oh oh oh! Then something MUST be happening, after all that hard work you're putting in! =P

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This is workable. Program a key which disables graphics DLing; so you get the text only. That would be your hurry-up key. Mash it to speed up page loading. No good for porn sites tho.
 

reversi

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well opera web browser is real cool. if u press g u can turn off graphics on a website, or tell it to show the ones its already loaded. Really speeds up my 26.4 connection

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Arrow

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I believe there's a plug-in for IE that allows that too, right?

Rob
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