How can I take photos of GOD ???

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I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
photo.What do I need?

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?

Devine inspiration.

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You could use the self timer function on the camera.

--
Joan

"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
>

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ASAAR wrote:
> On 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>
> > I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
> > digital photo.What do I need?

I would say stand in front of a speeding freight train, but your high
resolution camera would get smashed.(And I doubt that you could take it
with you anyway). :-)

Darren Harris
Staten Island, New York.

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Today ASAAR spoke these views with conviction for everyone's
edification:

[snip]
> Everyone knows that high
> resolution, complex DSLRs are only useful for capturing
> Lucifer (the devil is in the details).

good one!

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ATM, aka Jerry

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?

Quite seriously all you will need is one digital camera and one God, start
snapping. The camera I can help you with but for your God you will have to
supply the goods.

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On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
Sorry but I'm not letting you in:-)
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go to "Palestine".
go up a real tall mountain(where the air is thinner btw).
do not eat or drink for 3 days.
smoke some weed and eat funny mushrooms...
....and soon enough you will see *od.
in fact, he will be talking to you.
when you come down, make sure to pronounce yourself the
one and only true messiah, *od's messenger on earth.
just as Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, and all the rest of them did.

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ASAAR,
I love it, "The devil is in the details" LOL
Paul


ASAAR wrote:
> On 23 Sep 2005 01:53:01 -0700, Gerry Lintonice wrote:
>
>
>>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
>>digital photo.What do I need?
>
>
> 1. Gullibility
>
> 2. The simplest, lowest resolution P&S you can find. Preferably
> with a poor lens that has halo producing aberration and bad bokeh.
> Everyone knows that high resolution, complex DSLRs are only useful
> for capturing Lucifer (the devil is in the details).
>

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All,
Like the song says; "What if God was one of us, just a stranger on a bus?"
Paul


All_Things_Mopar wrote:



> But for a simple example, boogie down to New Orleans with your
> camera and take pictures of everything you see. Here is a place
> where formerly 458,000 people lived and where you'd have
> expected 10,000 or maybe 20,000 people to have died, but the
> number is nearer to 1,000 many of whom expired from starvation
> and thirst, and not the winds, storm surge or resultant
> flooding. If that's not a picture of God, I don't know what is.
> The only thing is, he may look like George Burns, right?
>

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http://www.pbase.com/anglotexan/image/46219608

BH



"Pete D" <no@email.com> wrote in message
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> "Joan" <Joan@home.tosh> wrote in message
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>> That's why I suggested a mirror, Pete.
>>
>> --
>> Joan
>>
>> "Pete D" <no@email.com> wrote in message
>> news:ioRYe.10949$0E5.27@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>
>>> "Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>> news:1127465581.145355.231730@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
>>>> photo.What do I need?
>>>
>>> Quite seriously all you will need is one digital camera and one God,
>>> start snapping. The camera I can help you with but for your God you will
>>> have to supply the goods.
>
> I thought.............. just in case he needed more info. Did you see the
> photo of God I took yesterday morning, posted in
> alt.binaries.photos.originals
>

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On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 05:48:02 -0500, "All_Things_Mopar" <none@none.non>
wrote:

>Today Gerry Lintonice spoke these views with conviction for
>everyone's edification:
>
>> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution
>> digital photo.What do I need?
>>
>
>If you have to ask, you will never know.
>
>But for a simple example, boogie down to New Orleans with your
>camera and take pictures of everything you see. Here is a place
>where formerly 458,000 people lived and where you'd have
>expected 10,000 or maybe 20,000 people to have died, but the
>number is nearer to 1,000 many of whom expired from starvation
>and thirst, and not the winds, storm surge or resultant
>flooding. If that's not a picture of God, I don't know what is.
>The only thing is, he may look like George Burns, right?

As long as you don't try to make Him look like George Bush,
I'm OK with it.

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"BH" <bh@bh.com> wrote in message news:w_ZYe.24577$sx2.22679@fed1read02...
> http://www.pbase.com/anglotexan/image/46219608
>
> BH
>
>
>
> "Pete D" <no@email.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> "Joan" <Joan@home.tosh> wrote in message
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>>> That's why I suggested a mirror, Pete.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Joan
>>>
>>> "Pete D" <no@email.com> wrote in message
>>> news:ioRYe.10949$0E5.27@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>>>
>>>> "Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>>>> news:1127465581.145355.231730@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
>>>>> photo.What do I need?
>>>>
>>>> Quite seriously all you will need is one digital camera and one God,
>>>> start snapping. The camera I can help you with but for your God you
>>>> will have to supply the goods.
>>
>> I thought.............. just in case he needed more info. Did you see the
>> photo of God I took yesterday morning, posted in
>> alt.binaries.photos.originals
>>
>
Awesome

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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>I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?
>
If you need to ask, you'll never know...

--
Skip Middleton
http://www.shadowcatcherimagery.com

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> "Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> >I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> > photo.What do I need?
> >
>
Fast shutter speed - should freeze the panting and wagging tail... THH

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In article <1127465581.145355.231730@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?

There are plunty of DOGs in thees neibourhud. A kin tek one if u like.

Stewy the dislexic

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Define your terms. What is a camera to you? What is God to you?

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merely the image and likeness


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Gene Palmiter
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"ASAAR" <caught@22.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 18:25:36 GMT, Gene Palmiter wrote:
>
>> Define your terms. What is a camera to you? What is God to you?
>
> Could one of God's photogeneric aliases be Christopher Isherwood?
>
>

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
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> I want to prove the existence of GOD with a high resolution digital
> photo.What do I need?

Way too easy.

Any digital camera will do-- just grasp it tightly and jump off a very, very
high place onto a hard surface.

Don't forget to tell God to say "Cheese."