So when looking for a card, I settled on the HIS 7870 ICEq, which got great reviews. However, when I received it, I noticed it...didn't actually resemble the card in the reviews. Ends up HIS stealth-replaced it with a card with the same name but a totally different design.
And when checking it out, I realized that the card I *just* purchased has been discontinued. Now the "old" IceQ is still in the newegg system, but otherwise what's available is a non-IceQ that looks suspiciously like my card: