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dhlucke   03-23-2004 at 10:56:46 PM

Why is it that sometimes you can wipe for eternity and never be clean? I'm sure one of you freaks has busted out a mirror to see what the story is so please share and solve the mystery.

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Grub   03-23-2004 at 11:00:53 PM
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It all has to do with poo consistancy...

If an argument can't be settled in one or two paragraphs, perhaps you're anal and should just let it go...

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Flamethrower205   03-23-2004 at 11:08:28 PM
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It's all about a$$hole hair and what's going on inside the hole. Very annoying true. When that happens, wipe for a bit, then sit down and wait 3-4 mins and wipe again. Should finish perty quickly...

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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dhlucke   03-23-2004 at 11:33:13 PM
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You're that guy who takes a 45 minute shite aren't you?

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dhlucke   03-23-2004 at 11:33:52 PM
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You're the guy who hogs the handcapp stall for an hour so that the rest of us are stuck in those little 2 sq foot stalls aren't you?

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Auburn9698   03-23-2004 at 11:48:59 PM
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No mirror, sorry. Just pictures.

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WingDing   03-24-2004 at 12:02:33 AM
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Always wipe towards the hole. Otherwise you're just smearing it.

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Flamethrower205   03-24-2004 at 12:40:59 AM
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Hehehehehehehehehehe :lol: Yep, that's very precise heheheheh, you caught me!

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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Flamethrower205   03-24-2004 at 12:42:09 AM
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BTW, the handy capped stalled is sooo roomy and often real clean! I remember this one time takin a sh!t on board that Battleship in NYC as a memorial...yeah, twas awesome! Too bad some dude in a pink shirt kept on yelling at me to get out, but o well.

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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RCPilot   03-24-2004 at 01:08:45 AM
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You can use a dried corn cob in that situation! Raker up one side & rotate it, then raker down the other side. There you go clean as a whistle! If you notice blood in your shorts, don't give it a thought! You harden up & get used to it, so I'm told! :smile:



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dhlucke   03-24-2004 at 01:10:36 AM
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Hey RC! :smile: It's 2004 btw. What your grandpappy used to say doesn't neccessarely apply anymore.

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RCPilot   03-24-2004 at 01:21:02 AM
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Well, sometimes we have to go back to go ahead. One step forward & two steps back!

How's that sound for a lame excuse?



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dhlucke   03-24-2004 at 03:02:12 AM
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Hmmm....

I've gotta go plow the fields. BRB

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Flamethrower205   03-24-2004 at 03:14:10 AM
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*ambushes DH in bushes with Oprah costume and chases him around*

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dhlucke   03-24-2004 at 03:46:03 AM
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Eden?

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mrface   03-24-2004 at 03:49:40 AM
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eden would be wearing a reuben costume

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Flamethrower205   03-24-2004 at 03:51:26 AM
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O NO!!! That was what was chasing me?? It freakin did its mating call to me...some kinda prrrrr! ugggh

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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dhlucke   03-24-2004 at 03:53:14 AM
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Fertilizer. My friend we think you would be much better off as fertilizer. Yes we think that.

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JustPlainJef   03-25-2004 at 03:27:41 PM
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Since we are all sharing.....

I hate when it is like clay, and you keep wiping and wiping and the TP is coming away dirty every time... Just no end!!!

And yes, the handicrappers can be quite spacious and almost elegant!

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