It was closed because you chose to ignore the rules about bumping and if you bump this thread then it too will be closed.
Cool. Then lock this thread too and *** off if you're not gonna help me out. I'll just take my computer in to a tech tomorrow and pay him to fix it; at least I know I'll come to a conclusion rather than have to wait four ******* hours only to deal with a bunch of self-righteous pricks. Whatever.