Well my patience won out and I got the freakin' thing to work. I tried reinstalling the new drivers. No dice. I tried installing the old drivers after removing everything. Still nothing. Then I realized I had saved the drivers that came after the old but before the new. Now everything works PERFECTLY. Yes, PERFECTLY. And no I don't need all the bells and whistles of the Platinum, but what the hell? I may need those bells and whistles someday. Yeah, right. I've gone through 3 mobos with VIA southbridges since owning this card and have never had a problem. Although I never had a 5.1 setup. Perhaps the annoyance I just went through is one of the reasons why so many people bash this card? What's your beef with it Fatburger? Oh, and by the way, I recommend the Stanley 51-848 28 oz., checkered face, hatchet handle hammer for the "stress test" on that Seismic Edge. Approximately 628 lbs. of pressure should work. Let me know how it turns out as I may have to try that same "stress test" if this card does anything weird again.
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