Hahaha It's funny you say this. I tried to explain this to my friend, but he wasn't having any of it. He just kept saying that "The clock speed is higher! The memory is clocked higher! It's obviously better!"
I think he was in the mindset of "Higher number = better card"
I tried to explain the concept of bus width, bandwidth, number of units, etc. etc. I just had to make sure I wasn't crazy.
Thank you for the response!