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i'm going to go gert my hair curt. when i come back, i'll be so sexy i won't look in the mirror!!! i might give myself a heart attack!!!


we don't want to lose out dear scammy now, do me

*hand $10 bills to forum members to keep their mouths shut*

i thought so!!!!

i love me like i like no other... in other words, i love me... why else would i pleasure myself with... eden? no whats his name? i want to sing you all a song i thought of while i was taking a dump


la la la, la la la
ooOOOooOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooh yeah
my balls are hanging, my balls are bouncing
my turd is falling, your nose is balling
i feel my turd falling, you see your hair falling
if i could give a turd to see you coughing
i like the way my balls move, i give time to see them move
LA LA LA LA oooOOoooOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo haaaaaaaaaooooOOOOOOooOOAAAAAAAA
going to get my balls touched, i will
going to get them shined, indeed
going to fart while i do, please bring a nose plug with you
JAJAJAJJAJA... oops... i mean HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

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OH MY! :eek:


... how do you people put up with my crap? WOW!!! this was so bad, i, myself, want my times back from me... alright i'll be going now...

*forum boos as i go*

oh bite me!

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Reply to scamtrOn

EDEN!! i didn't mean that literally... get a clue, fag!

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Reply to scamtrOn

acid trip again?

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Reply to mrface

*nods*

Xeon

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Reply to Xeon

Scammy's in a groove tonight!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

Reply to RCPilot

That's Lord Fag for you mr. Too-Sexy-for-my-rippers!

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Reply to eden

But on the <A HREF="http://www.lochel.com/THGC/php/scamtron.php" target="_new"> photo site</A> you have a guitar, so where are the chords/tabs?

Well, it's hardly my fault that everyone chose that morning to throw themselves off buildings! Made the papers, you know. "Lemming Sunday," they called it.

Reply to Tom_Smart

The PRS Tremonti? Has he said if he owns that one, or if it's just a picture of that model?

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Reply to Auburn9698

Don't you mean too farty for sex? :lol:

How's Spamtron doin?

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Reply to camieabz

You know it's been a good night when you fart and a bubble of semen emerges.

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Reply to WingDing

:eek:

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Reply to camieabz

Especially if it's a bloody bubble.

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Reply to WingDing

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Are you flirting with me? Sounds like a Wingy flirt.

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Reply to camieabz

*licks lips*

Xeon

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Reply to Xeon

Fill me with your haemorragic spunk, big boy...

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