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Ok my daughter has a horse , had it now for about 6 weeks . Has a stall and pasture for the horse , it's a mare by the name of Dusty . The horse eats in the pasture and also gets hay and grain twice a day . Well the horse craps a lot and in this short time has accumulated quit a bit of horse manure . I am talkin loads of it , the horse is really good at createing it . Soooooo , i will let you have all you want , FREE . It would be good for the garden , could shelac it and use as table piece , could take pictures of it and send to your friends ( if you have that warped of mind of course ), would make a great present for the right person , could put some in your pants and tell your buddies hay look at me , could use it instead of stumbling around the house with sh/it hangin from your butt hairs while looking for a camera . Just think of all the uses , Jef could use it to throw at his favorite cub player when they loose again , and yes Ede you could smell it . Wow all this for free , thats right i said free , like the chow commercial says COME AND GET IT . :evil:

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could use it instead of stumbling around the house with sh/it hangin from your butt hairs while looking for a camera.


ROFLMMFAO!! Oh sh!t, the tears are running down my face, that's just focking great man! Great post Mike, nice one!

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could use it instead of stumbling around the house with sh/it hangin from your butt hairs while looking for a camera .


ROTFLMFAO Dead on IronMike :lol:

Got to watch the fresh horse sh-t though. The weed seeds go through them animals & you can end up with some weeds form hell in your garden.

Composted horse sh-t is the recommended method of application of horse sh-t! It's also recommended that it be composted for at least 1 year. Bering that in mind, & being an avid gardener, I'll put my order in for a couple of tons of composted horse sh-t. Don't got a lot of room & it'll take a year to make, was thinking you could just build up a big ole pile of it & compost it for me. I'll be down next summer to pick it up, thanks Man! :wink:



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HAHA! Fantastic!

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could put some in your pants and tell your buddies hay look at me


ROFLMAO... give him a prize he has the BEST thread this week by far.

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Yep i have about 3 different piles going , aged sh/it , moderate sh/it , and fresh sh/it . Naturally the fellers here will have first pick . Never fear RC will will get the sh/it you want . :smile:

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Well guys got the first order today , Jef wants a pick up truck load . Apairentlly the cubbies have a lot of home games this year , and ole Jef is'nt as sure of the outcome as he seems to project on the forum . It will be great for that as they are all ready in large size balls when expelled . Just right for throwing . Ole Jef wants the fresh stuff also . :evil:

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You see Auburn is all excited as well.

He's become:

[drum roll please!!!] <font color=red>Forum Turd Master</font color=red> [/drum roll]

FTM for short I'd suggest!!

He's become quite famous for it really. I'm sure its right up his ally that horse sh-t you've got!! :wink:



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Sorry Flammy! I know you we're after the FTM title, however you've been kind of rendered a rank beginner from the info we've learned this week about the real FTM of THGC! [shakes head]

I was pulling for you though. Better luck next time! :wink:



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Darn you RC , now i got root beer all over my monitor . Chair even ended up on floor .

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You see Auburn is all excited as well.

He's become:

[drum roll please!!!] Forum Turd Master [/drum roll]

FTM for short I'd suggest!!


Yes he has my vote for FTM . :smile:
we will teach him not to mess with the gesser gang :eek:


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I don't think horse crap makes good fertilizer. My neighbor has like 5 horses, and when it rains it all runs down into my property. It has caused it so water will not drain into the soil where the manure has washed over it. Not much grows there either, not even weeds.

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IronMike bows repetedlly . I want to think all my friends , especially Aubbie because without him this would not have been possable . IronMike then lets Aubbie touch his trophy before yanking it back from him . :tongue:

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Oh yea, he's definitely got my vote!! After browsing the poll forum, I was convinced!! I thought hey, Wingy = Forum Pervert & you know how he earned that! Auburn = Forum Turd Master, it fits & is well earned judging from the events of the week!!! :wink:



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Just a remimder in case anyone missed it
Aubbie quote

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It was only after I was halfway done with the dump that I realized "Aww, man! I forgot to bring the camera in here!" Once done, I didn't want any paper in the pic, hiding the beauty of it, which meant I couldn't wipe yet. So, instead of waiting til the next episode, I waddled downstairs to get the camera, pants around my ankles, then back upstairs, to shoot it, praying like crazy the whole time Hope didn't come home and catch me like that. Don't think it would have gone over well.



PS: walking before wiping creates a bit more of a smear


Thank you fot the insperation Aubbie . :smile: .


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Hummmm maybe we should have a poll , that way we could submit it to Freddi for a custom title . FTM :smile:

Don't fock with the gesser gang . :eek:

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Speaking of my newfound talents, and Jef's urgent need for some good crap, I figure it's a good time to post this. Found a site devoted to Jef and his buddies in his yard. Turns out HE'S the one with the pickup.

<A HREF="http://www.bumperdumper.com" target="_new">Link</A>
Make sure ya hit the "Click here to go to the main page" below the first pic.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!

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Test

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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Have a poll?? Hell he's already go it in his sig!!! :smile:



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must be in the family for you then, lol

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RC ole buddy , how about doin me a little favor , Aubbie just put up a clicky so go and see where it takes ya ....I AM SCARED TO . :eek:

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sent you a link

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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It's, well safe enough! Seen it before though..



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It's just the jpeg file you asked for. Same exact link zpyrd put in the thread in Polls.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 03/27/04 12:59 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Yep , i think thats the truck he's coming to get his sh/it with . Hope he don't stay long cause with that thing on the back he might leave me more then he takes . :smile:

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Send the jpeg file , you said you would . Can't believe you are tryin to back out now . Jeeesh send the pic. :eek:

The man of steel said that

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I already sent it. Sent you a PM telling you I sent it, too.



<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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You actualy want a photo of the deed???? *shakes head, not so sure about the sane part*



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Mike, here's 3 ways to get it:

1) Check the poll zpyrd made, in the Polls forum (as previously mentioned)
2) Click the same link, which I sent you in a PM (as previously mentioned)

[Using either of above methods, do a right-click on the picture, and "Save Picture As" to save a local copy of the picture.]

3) Check your e-mail, and if it's not there yet, check it every few minutes.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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RC check your PM :smile:

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ROTFLMAO

Saw it! :wink:



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OK , but you did send it right . I use outlook express and it's a little slow .

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Yes, I sent it. Sent you a PM telling you I sent it, (as previously mentioned)

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
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I'd think it would be easy to send a little ole jpg, wouldn't you?



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Mike,

A) click <A HREF="http://www3.sympatico.ca/c-k.maguire/MrHanky.jpg" target="_new">THIS LINK</A>
B) Wait for file to open in browser
C) Hold cursor over picture
D) Right-click
E) Select "Save Picture As" option
F) Give a name and location for the file.

You will now have a local copy of the picture.

The end.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
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Hay Aubbie do me a favor , go to Jefs bios and see what his e-mail address is for me would ya . :evil:

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That has already been done. And PM'd about. And posted about. And posted about again.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
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RC hurry and get the net , it's a big un . :smile:

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Hello Aubbie ole buddy are you there , hello , hello ,hello , hello :smile:

The man of steel said that

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That was pretty low. Guess he can take it up with you, huh? Sent 4 copies of it. Hope he likes leftovers. :eek:

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 03/27/04 01:43 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Sent you a straight-up PM about that. You'll recognize it as the one that has "Jef" in the subject. Please read it. Have a nice day.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
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Woooooooooo , i think i broke my leg when i fell off the chair . Damn my belly is a rollin , gasping for breath , damn i just fell off again , someone call 911 , i am haveing a heart attack , i will be the one with the smile on my face ooooooooooo . Damn this is almost better then sex , notice i said almost . Moooooo haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa . The great one slips on the ice , and falls in his own sh/it . OOOOO MYYYYYYY.
:smile: I WUV EY AUBBIE....please don't be mad .
Just think about Jef when he opens up his e-mail , with a little luck it won't have your e-mail address on it . OOO drat it will . That leaves you out ifin he has any extra tickets for opening day . :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :evil:

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Just think about Jef when he opens up his e-mail , with a little luck it won't have your e-mail address on it . OOO drat it will .


Doesn't he have a wife and kids? What if one of them opens it? Does that make you fall off the chair laughing, again?

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oh if his kids see it....LMAO

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Or his wife. I just hope JEF ends up seeing it as funny, regardless of what we think. Shite. :redface:

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Well, I hadn't thought of that!

I guess you could say sh-t happens? [shrug]




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Calm down Aubbie , i sent him a e-mail and pm marked important open this first and explained to him that it was my fault . I would'nt let you take any heat over it .

The man of steel said that

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Aubbie it's not a picture of sexual parts or something like that . It's something thats usually done on a daily basis . If Jef gets mad , it will be at me . You know even the big guy takes a fall every once and awhile . Man i got a lot in my life . You can't get mad over something like that or people will be mad there whole life . Because i am not very educated you have got me many a time , hay thats life and i deal with it . Soooooo will you still be my friend :smile:

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Hay Aubbie , keep blastin me with PMs , i love that red lite , and just maybe you will get it out of your system . Heck i had about 2 PMs the whole time i been here , now i got hundreds . I am lovin it . tis great . :smile:

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All up to Jef. Yeah, it wasn't porn, but some folks have different ideas of what they want their kids finding or not finding in e-mail. Then, there's always the War Department. Not sure if his has a sense of humor or not. Mine wouldn't care (won't touch my rig, anyway), but we've all heard about Steph. *cringe*

If he doesn't think it's funny (or his wife finds it first and <i>tells</i> him it's not funny), well......

If he thinks it's funny, which I hope, then, yeah, that was a pretty good damned good one, and I, err, Jef and I both, got "pwned" as the kids say. :redface: Think once will do it for that one, though.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

As i said , i informed him it was my fault alone . You can ask him latter what i wrote , sure he will tell you . I did not have intentions to hurt you and sorry if i did . I have fun here and thats all , don't wanna fight with anyone . So if Jef gets mad it will be at me , not you . So now you can continue being mad at me and i can't change that or we can go back to where we was . I will do ya one even better , if your that mad and don't want me around i'll leave . Never wanted to be anyplace i was'nt wanted anyway . Soooo whatch say .

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