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JustPlainJef   03-31-2004 at 04:08:37 PM

Auburn, in the Earthquake thread:

Quote :

Yeah, definitely nothing for the sex life.


:eek: So what else have you been lying about over the last few years?? You don't even have a woman, do you?? Or is Hope the one that wears the pants in the family and you do her bidding???




<pre>I am sorry, I couldn't resist that one. Besides, you should understand!</pre><p><font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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Auburn9698   03-31-2004 at 04:16:41 PM
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Yes, definitely nothing for DH's sex life. That earns a quote of the week? Man, we must be low on material this week.

<pre>That was some dastardly, shameful misdirection and leaving out of context, Cubbie.</pre><p>
<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 03/31/04 08:20 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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RCPilot   03-31-2004 at 04:20:51 PM
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We are, no doubt about it!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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JustPlainJef   03-31-2004 at 04:34:37 PM
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That post said nothing about DH! It was all about you...

Quote :

<pre>That was some dastardly, shameful misdirection and leaving out of context, Cubbie.</pre><p>


<pre>Hey, what can I say... I learned from the best...</pre><p> :lol:

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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Auburn9698   03-31-2004 at 04:37:04 PM
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But the one it was replying to did.

Quote :

... but <i>his</i> sex life is still nothing...



<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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JustPlainJef   03-31-2004 at 04:40:29 PM
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So? <font color=red>His</font color=red> could be someone else talking about you... Too bad that we can't go access that post anymore... Let's just all assume that the quote I posted was about you and taken within context... That is the Internet way, after all, donchaknow!

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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Auburn9698   03-31-2004 at 04:42:14 PM
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OK, if it'll make you happy, ironmike.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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JustPlainJef   03-31-2004 at 07:27:20 PM
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:smile:

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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dhlucke   03-31-2004 at 08:15:21 PM
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Leave my sexlife out of this. Ever think you saw someone out of the corner of your eye? That was me running for a quickie on your woman. That's why she sometimes has an orgasm for no apparent reason.

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Eden   03-31-2004 at 08:20:25 PM
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Did she by any chance yell out "RUBEN" while you were doing her?

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mrface   03-31-2004 at 08:44:40 PM
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wow youre that fast,

reminds me of a joke....

hold wheres scamtron at, he tells it best.

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scamtrOn   03-31-2004 at 08:49:15 PM
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you give a woman as much of an orgasm as a mosquito does in your ear

</font color=red><font color=orange><b>HOT babes hangout at <A HREF="http://www.lochel.com" target="_new"><font color=red>www.lochel.com</A>

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Auburn9698   03-31-2004 at 08:53:44 PM
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Man, that WAS fast! Like a bolt of lightning! So THAT'S why they call you Half-Second Man!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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dhlucke   03-31-2004 at 09:20:07 PM
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Quote :

I'll take a dump in your mouth



Auburn9698

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Auburn9698   03-31-2004 at 09:21:37 PM
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LOL

Followed by:

*shutter-click*

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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dhlucke   03-31-2004 at 09:35:39 PM
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I love out of context quotes :smile:

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mrface   03-31-2004 at 09:46:30 PM
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<A HREF="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/beerparty.wmv" target="_new">UNDERCOVER VIDEO DHLUCKE DRINKING BEER, INSTEAD OF WINE!!!!</A>



<pre> might have to rightclick and save</pre><p><A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

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Auburn9698   03-31-2004 at 10:00:15 PM
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Now THAT would be something new!

(damn...ebaum....peep it later)

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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dhlucke   03-31-2004 at 10:51:14 PM
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Listen up you felching hermaphrodite! What's with the wine? Would you like some cheese too?

<font color=red>___________</font color=red>
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mrface   03-31-2004 at 11:11:05 PM
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flamey likes cheese, not me... :tongue:

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Auburn9698   04-01-2004 at 12:53:19 AM
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HAHA! Nice vid.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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dhlucke   04-01-2004 at 04:32:22 AM
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ROFL! And some woman comes up at the end! ROFL

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mrface   04-01-2004 at 04:58:16 AM
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i like how only one guy is cheering him on the wqhole time... rofl

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Auburn9698   04-01-2004 at 05:11:14 AM
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Yeah, who's the bitch that ended the fun? Party pooper!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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Eden   04-01-2004 at 05:53:48 AM
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That almost sounds like what I will go through first time I take a real glass of beer.

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JustPlainJef   04-01-2004 at 06:30:38 AM
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NASTY!!!

Yet strangely cool!!

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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mrface   04-01-2004 at 08:43:58 AM
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i almost pissed me self when i saw it the first time...

<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

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JustPlainJef   04-01-2004 at 02:57:15 PM
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So how is that different than any other day? When you gotta go, you just go.... You are NOT coming back to my place till you get a handle on that... Or some rubber pants.

:wink:

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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Auburn9698   04-01-2004 at 04:11:02 PM
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Planning on puking in the glass and tasting it again, are you?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
{FTM}

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Eden   04-01-2004 at 05:25:05 PM
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Oh my god, new ideas for videos information overload!!!

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<A HREF="http://www.lochel.com/THGC/album.html" target="_new"><font color=blue><b>More updates and added sites as over <font color=red>62</font color=red> no-lifers have their pics up on THGC's Photo Album! </b></font color=blue></A> :lol:

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Auburn9698   04-01-2004 at 07:14:39 PM
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Eden, to me:

Quote :

You should look at yourself, Mr. I-like-to-put-my-fecal-matter-as-my-avatar!


Haha!


<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model" - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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