Worst. build. ever compitition

ARICH5

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i was reading the toms 1000$ performance build and a couple commented its the worst build ever. what ever. anyway got me thinking...whats your worst build you could come up with? sky's the limit guys. heres mine

PCPartPicker part list: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/GCfg
Price breakdown by merchant: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/GCfg/by_merchant/
Benchmarks: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/GCfg/benchmarks/

CPU: Intel Celeron G440 1.6GHz Single-Core Processor ($45.56 @ Compuvest)
Motherboard: Biostar H67MH Micro ATX LGA1155 Motherboard ($79.25 @ Compuvest)
Memory: Pareema 2GB (1 x 2GB) DDR3-1333 Memory ($13.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Hitachi Ultrastar 7K4000 4TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($439.99 @ Newegg)
Video Card: EVGA GeForce GTX Titan 6GB Video Card ($1005.91 @ Newegg)
Sound Card: Creative Labs Audigy SE 24-bit 96 KHz Sound Card ($23.99 @ Microcenter)
Case: Xion XON-180 ATX Mid Tower Case ($19.99 @ Newegg)
Power Supply: Logisys 480W ATX12V Power Supply ($11.98 @ Outlet PC)
Monitor: ViewEra V151HV-B 15.0" Monitor ($228.98 @ Newegg)
Speakers: Cyber Acoustics CA-2011WB 4W 2ch Speakers ($7.99 @ Amazon)
Total: $1877.63
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-02-28 15:11 EST-0500)

http://pcpartpicker.com/parts/partlist/

its all there...bottlenecks, poor brands, 12$ psu and the worst speakers known to man. oh and a damn awesome monitor! all for the low price of 1800$..!!

try and do better...or worse??
 

larrym

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I got you beat...lol


$7,124.00
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ARICH5

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i should try to explain...not expensive but itd be something that is completely stupid...something a real noob would recomend...and prolly wouldnt even work together.

still...4 ssd's is funny...you didnt put in a mobo...some xeon mobos are compatible to something crazy like 112gb of ram...now what wouldve been really funny is if you put in one those exploding bricks like the maxcool extreme 1200 w psu's...now that wouldve been funny.
 

larrym

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Edit: I forgot to mention, this will be used for minecraft only..and word processing.


it's a mac...apple store didn't let me pick anything else..lol
 

kaels

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Here you go. Overpriced, with as many incompatibilities as I could arrange :)
PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant / Benchmarks

CPU: Intel Core i7-3970X Extreme Edition 3.5GHz 6-Core Processor ($1007.28 @ TigerDirect)
Motherboard: ASRock Z77 OC Formula EATX LGA1155 Motherboard ($235.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 64GB (8 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory ($899.99 @ Amazon)
Storage: Intel 525 Series 240GB mSATA Solid State Disk ($289.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Intel 525 Series 240GB mSATA Solid State Disk ($289.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Intel 525 Series 240GB mSATA Solid State Disk ($289.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Intel 525 Series 240GB mSATA Solid State Disk ($289.99 @ Newegg)
Video Card: PowerColor Radeon HD 7990 6GB Video Card (2-Way CrossFire) ($899.99 @ Newegg)
Video Card: PowerColor Radeon HD 7990 6GB Video Card (2-Way CrossFire) ($899.99 @ Newegg)
Sound Card: Asus Xonar Essence 24-bit 192 KHz Sound Card ($218.16 @ Compuvest)
Case: Logisys CS888CL ATX Mid Tower Case ($64.99 @ Amazon)
Power Supply: Kingwin 1050W ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply ($119.99 @ Newegg)
Optical Drive: MSI DH-18D4P DVD/CD Drive ($26.38 @ Newegg)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8 Professional (OEM) (32-bit) ($139.98 @ Outlet PC)
Monitor: DoubleSight DS-1700-R 75Hz 17.0" Monitor ($238.98 @ Newegg)
Total: $5911.68
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-03-01 06:51 EST-0500)
 

g-unit1111

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Mac Pro for Minecraft!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I could have some fun with this:

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant / Benchmarks

CPU: AMD A10-5800K 3.8GHz Quad-Core Processor ($130.98 @ Newegg)
CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i 77.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($109.99 @ Newegg)
Motherboard: Asus F2A85-V PRO ATX FM2 Motherboard ($139.99 @ Newegg)
Memory: Kingston Beast 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR3-2400 Memory ($329.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Agility 4 256GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($161.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Agility 4 256GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($161.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Agility 4 256GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($161.99 @ Newegg)
Video Card: EVGA GeForce GTX Titan 6GB Video Card ($1005.91 @ Newegg)
Case: Raidmax Smilodon ATX-612WEBP ATX Mid Tower Case w/500W Power Supply ($99.98 @ Newegg)
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA Classified 1500W 80 PLUS Gold Certified ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply ($419.99 @ Newegg)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-207MBK Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($79.99 @ Newegg)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-207MBK Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($79.99 @ Newegg)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate Full (32/64-bit) ($309.99 @ Newegg)
Total: $3192.77
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-03-01 16:49 EST-0500)

Or how about this:

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant / Benchmarks

CPU: Intel Pentium G870 3.1GHz Dual-Core Processor ($84.62 @ Amazon)
CPU Cooler: Thermaltake Water 2.0 Extreme 81.3 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($106.99 @ Newegg)
Motherboard: ASRock Z77 OC Formula EATX LGA1155 Motherboard ($235.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR3-1600 Memory ($279.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Seagate Constellation CS 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($206.39 @ Compuvest)
Storage: OCZ Vector Series 512GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($519.40 @ Amazon)
Video Card: Asus GeForce GT 640 2GB Video Card ($97.55 @ Newegg)
Case: XClio WTBK ADVANCED ATX Full Tower Case ($169.99 @ Newegg)
Power Supply: CoolMax 1200W 80 PLUS Gold Certified ATX12V / EPS12V Power Supply ($159.99 @ Amazon)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-2206 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($139.99 @ Best Buy)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-2206 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($139.99 @ Best Buy)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate Full (32/64-bit) ($279.99 @ Amazon)
Total: $2420.88
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-03-01 17:08 EST-0500)
 

g-unit1111

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Assuming the PSU doesn't explode first! :lol:

How about this:

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant / Benchmarks

CPU: Intel Pentium G870 3.1GHz Dual-Core Processor ($84.62 @ Amazon)
CPU Cooler: Thermaltake Water 2.0 Extreme 81.3 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler ($106.99 @ Newegg)
Motherboard: Intel DZ77RE-75K ATX LGA1155 Motherboard ($251.50 @ Newegg)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR3-1600 Memory ($279.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: Seagate Constellation CS 3TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive ($206.39 @ Compuvest)
Storage: OCZ Vector Series 512GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($519.40 @ Amazon)
Video Card: Asus GeForce GT 630 2GB Video Card ($77.55 @ Newegg)
Case: Diablotek CPA-8950 (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case ($69.99 @ Amazon)
Power Supply: Cooler Master Silent Pro M2 1500W 80 PLUS Silver Certified ATX12V Power Supply ($359.99 @ Amazon)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-2206 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($139.99 @ Best Buy)
Optical Drive: Pioneer BDR-2206 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($139.99 @ Best Buy)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate Full (32/64-bit) ($279.99 @ Amazon)
Total: $2516.39
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-03-01 17:48 EST-0500)
 

kaels

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That's the least of it. The board won't fit in the case, the processor won't fit in the socket, the SSDs can't be plugged in, the optical drive can't be plugged in, and there's no slot for the sound card.

I think the farthest you could get in assembling it would be to put the motherboard and PSU on a table, put in 4 sticks of RAM and the video cards, and plug the monitor in. I was trying to figure out something worse than that but I couldn't find any VGA monitors or AGP video cards.
 
I really like fans, mini-itx with atx mobos, amd cpu in a intel mobo, lots of ssd, a cpu cooler worse than stock, tons of ram for really fast, and 3 titans for my farmville. I have lots of animals, I really needed 3. Anything less would cause lag. Figured I won't need a psu since the case comes with a 300w one.

PCPartPicker part list / Price breakdown by merchant / Benchmarks

CPU: AMD Athlon II X4 651K 3.0GHz Quad-Core Processor ($87.99 @ Mac Mall)
CPU Cooler: Dynatron R9 10.1 CFM Ball Bearing CPU Cooler ($26.99 @ Newegg)
Thermal Compound: StarTech Metal Oxide 15g Thermal Paste ($2.98 @ Outlet PC)
Motherboard: EVGA 151-SE-E779-K2 XL ATX LGA2011 Motherboard ($318.86 @ Outlet PC)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 64GB (8 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory ($899.99 @ Newegg)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 64GB (8 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory ($899.99 @ Newegg)
Memory: Corsair Dominator Platinum 64GB (8 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory ($899.99 @ Newegg)
Storage: OCZ Agility 2 320GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($957.00 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Agility 2 320GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($957.00 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Agility 2 320GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($957.00 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Agility 2 320GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($957.00 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Agility 2 320GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($957.00 @ Amazon)
Storage: OCZ Agility 2 320GB 2.5" Solid State Disk ($957.00 @ Amazon)
Video Card: Asus GeForce GTX Titan 6GB Video Card (3-Way SLI) ($1006.13 @ Newegg)
Video Card: Asus GeForce GTX Titan 6GB Video Card (3-Way SLI) ($1006.13 @ Newegg)
Video Card: Asus GeForce GTX Titan 6GB Video Card (3-Way SLI) ($1006.13 @ Newegg)
Sound Card: SIIG LP-000022-S2 24-bit 96 KHz Sound Card ($30.99 @ Amazon)
Wired Network Adapter: Asus NX1101 10/100/1000 Mbps PCI Network Adapter ($15.46 @ Amazon)
Wireless Network Adapter: TRENDnet TEW-703PI 802.11b/g/n PCI Wi-Fi Adapter ($20.80 @ Amazon)
Case: Apevia X-FIT-200 Mini ITX Tower Case w/250W Power Supply ($44.98 @ Newegg)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre Pro LED 156.3 CFM 230mm Fan ($23.98 @ Outlet PC)
Optical Drive: I/O Magic IBD1 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer ($169.95 @ Compuvest)
Operating System: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional SP1 3-Pack (OEM) (32-bit) ($409.98 @ SuperBiiz)
Monitor: NEC MD301C4 30.0" Monitor ($2956.73 @ Compuvest)
Keyboard: I/O Magic I012K03BMB Bluetooth Wireless Ergonomic Keyboard w/Optical Mouse ($59.99 @ Amazon)
Mouse: Adesso iMouse T1 Wired Trackball ($24.99 @ Amazon)
Speakers: Syba CL-SPK20115 6W 2ch Speakers ($9.98 @ Outlet PC)
Total: $15832.87
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-03-02 23:01 EST-0500)
 

ARICH5

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omg...i was at work laffing my ass off...customers were looking at me so i had to turn away...at home now.

realchaos...bwahahahaaa..lol anything less would lag...im on dial-up....lmao...sure it comes with a great psu you wont need an extra. just saw the speakers..lol..a trackball...do some dremel case mods for all the fans. oh damn thats funny