If anyone out there needs flying lessons don't come to me . In 1997 i tried it from 50 feet , and it did not work . Busted up my knees and flattened some nerves . Three operations on my left knee and one on my right . Well last monday i tried it again , from 20 feet this time . Still did'nt work , torn up my left ankle this time ha ha . About ready to call it quites this time .
Robb you put the jinks on me . You was a talkin about the pretty nurses doin the sponge bath think . Well they got me up in the hospital room and i am reallyyyyy anticipating the sponge bath thing when in walks this 230lb. guy from Mississippi with a bucket of water and wash rags . He's got earings in both ears and says time for your bath ....ooo noooo . I tell him that i am abile to wash myself and don't need his help ha ha . Thanks a lot Robb . He turned out to be a pretty nice guy though .
RC help me out here , you know i don't drink but this thing is really hurtin bad . I am considering takeing up the drink , only for medicational purposes donchaknow ha ha . I landed in mudd and water and was a mess . My left foot was makeing a 90 degree corner but the rest of me was going straight ha ha . Started me on morphine in ambulance . Man thats good stuff ha ha ha .
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Aww, shite Mike, I'm sorry man. I shouldn't have got you all worked up with the nurses, should I?!
And if Mr 230lb trys to cop a feel while administering the bed bath, it's time to get the hell out of there!
<font color=blue>"If Little Red Riding Hood shows up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch." - Sean Pertwee</font color=blue>
HA ha , like i said he ended up being a nice guy , but when he first walked in i thought ooooo nooooooo . Me having visions of pretty nurse , nurses and all . O well some times you eat the bear and other times the bear eats you . I was a mess to , had mudd from top to bottom and really needed a nicely addministered bath .
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Where is you RC , i know you are up this time of morning ?
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So what happened to put you in hospital? I know you jumped, but that height? You weren't climbing trees to look at the hottie over the street again were you?
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Naw no hottie , was at work . On iron and was wet , i just slipped on surface and went down . Lucky it was'nt a smoke stack ( 500 Ft. high ) . Smashed my left ankle , big bones in 3 places and a whole bunch of little bones . Damn it sure did hurt . They took me to operating room about midnight . Was in there a little over 3 hours and shipped me home wendsday night . Still hurts a whole bunch . Robb they was good nurses but only seen a couple cute ones , was really disapointed . Brandy and Roxan was de cute ones .
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Still hopped up on pain killers , got tired of lieing in bed , but think i'll head back there in a bit. I know that one you had hurt a lot . I'll have to take a good look at this when doctor reviews me . May just retire , seems like i am getting a little unlucky in older age .
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Yup, the boredom factor got to me after a few days. Went back to work after a week off, and I'm glad I did. The cast on arm makes a tremendous thudding sound on the desk when I type. Looks like no ones sleeping in the office today!
The painkillers are great. I had a few floaty days I must admit. Ribs are better now, and the ankle is fine. Took a couple of weeks mind, but I'm not hobbling anymore.
I don't blame you, thinking about retiring. Like I said to RC, if you don't need the job anymore, just think of the quality time you can spend with your grandkids, and your involvement in their developement. Means so much at that age.
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OMG Now you know you can't fly!! What the hell were you doing? You should have sent one of those young guys up there instead of you. I'm glad you fell in the mud, it could have been worse than it was.
Oh, BTW, you've got a nurse at home that looks a lot better than the one at the hospital. She's going to evoke Rule # 18 on you ass!
Rule# 18 = Her Man is down & needs a lot of care & she'll see to that, by hovering over you & making sure you do what she thinks you should.
Oh yea! Mine takes me over like a Ken Doll when I get hurt, until I can get my sh-t back together & rebel again. Once I rebel, she knows I'm getting better.
Yea Man, give up the working! You'll never be sorry you did. After a few months, like me, you'll wonder how you ever had time to work in the first place. To bad you aren't' closer to me I'd get you a bar stool right next to mine for the 6 beers lunches I'm so fond of.
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Just got back up ha ha . Hay maybe i'll move . Heck i might be off for awhile , was off a year and a half with the last one . This is not as bad though . WOW RC i think them pain killers are better then the beverages . Everyonce in awhile i just go off into never never land . Wifeys doing a great job , actually i am workin her butt off .How be the RC a doin , got a tad chillyer here , when they took me to the hospital it was nice and sunny , a little latter it started rainin and cooled off . Damn this thing hurts a bunch , said it will calm down in a few more days and not hurt so much . I am suppost to stay off it for 8 weeks . Driving me batty allready . Looks like i'll have to let the kids handle the horse . Ya ain't gonna believe this , there talking about takin the horse to a horse ciropractor ( never heard of such a thing ){smile]
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Aubbie notice the new sig . ( had to do dat to appease the Jef feller )
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Never heard of a horse Dr. like that either. I wouldn't want to crack a horses neck, would you?
Been pretty busy this week on both my yard & my Mom's. I've got to get the tractor & roller on the trailer to take it over to Mom's place & work with it over there. Gaving gets in the way a bit when I'm trying to do some of it. I have to work at his pace, attention span, you know.
Any who, I got the asparagus bed all taken care of. Around Mothers Day I'll have some great asparagus. I call it my Dad's treat to me. It's the last thing we planted together before he died. I like asparagus with Morel mushrooms in the spring. I also got the rhubarb bed ready & it's coming up. I've got to till all of the gardens yet, but they are to wet.
Got our April Fools going this morning, spitting snow!
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How do you like the FTM I gave Auburn?
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i like it a lot
I may disapear again as ifin i sit in a chair it gets to painfull . Suppost to lie in bed with it propped up . Don't have a cast on it yet ( just rapped up good with splint } , waiting for swelling to go before they cast it . I be going now ( ouch )
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Man, I'm sorry your uncomfortable. Yea, get in the bed & rest. Don't wait until you need the pills! It takes to long for them to work then. Just take them & drift in & out of La La Land!! You'll be glad you did!
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Dammit mike, don't do that again! Who's going to pull week-early April Fool's jokes on me if you're all F'd up, man?
That sig sucks, by the way.
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hello101101100110110110000110100100011110100110000011101010100011bythewaythatmeanthello HAHA!!!
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Well hey Mike, at least you're still alive, it could've been a lot worse than it ended up.
You're not required to use safety harness's where you work? Where I live you have to use a safety harness to fart!
Still have to have it set Eh! Have them knock you out with some good dreamy stuff to do that, glad its not like the old days when they said, "here bite down on this stick and grab something and hold on, it'll all be over in a second.", "Yeah, but who's going to clean out my underwear???", "We got this 230lb guy over here to take care of that for you"! Oh No!
Seriously though Mike, I'm glad you're OK, and after the pain eases off, you may actually enjoy your little vacation!
I'm sure once you get to the point you can sit up without pain, we'll be hearing a lot more from you here at the forum, Take Care! Ryan
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Those are cute names too!! That sounds like a GREAT night!! Especially in your state...
"Girls, there is plenty of me to go around, but with my ankle and all, I am going to have to lay here and allow you two to do your work on me! Sorry! Please be gentle (but not too gentle!"
P.S. GREAT SIG!!!!
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I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!
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Naw everythings ok , the longer it goes on now the better it will get . Thats the place you wanna get it , from now on getting better . The bad place is before you go into the operating room ha ha . Thats done did and gone .
Just looked at Jon Dees snow central , trail cam # 3 , now thats a pitiful looking snow trail . Snows about all gone , its not looking good for sleddin .
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Yep Ryan i had a harness on , just did'nt have it hooked in . Was just crossin over , and steel was wet . If i would a been higher i would have been locked on a beam trolly . Was my fault completelly . I can't blame no one . was a dumb mistake by myself . Everythings ok though . It won't take that long to heal up . Whats bothering me is that when you are doing my kind of work you gotta be sharp all the time and i think i am looseing the edge and will have to review some things . Not only can you get yourself hurt but can also be the cause of other people getting hurt . That i don't want on my shoulders
. This is the second time i have had a serious injury in 9 years and will have to consider some things . The first time i was real lucky and could have easilly been dead . This time i was saved because it was'nt high off the ground yet . Next time , well ha ha maybe someones tellin me something
, unfortunetlly you do loose a little edge as you get older and reaction time deteriates . I may have to take what i got and go home and not play anymore
. Thanks for your conscern .
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Ha ha , you de man Aubbie , becausae of that i might be around here more . Sorry about the sig. , but thats for my BUDDY JEF . ha ha ha ha .
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Well, at least you saw the light and changed it back. Good job, there.
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"I am not a role model" - Charles Barkley
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Ya but Jef , did you read about Kevin the 230 lb. fullback from Mississippi . The MALE nurse aide . He actually was real nice but when i seen the pan of water i thought ooooooo nooooooo ( figured Aubbie sent him ) . Fortunatlly he left the pan and told me to wash up
. Hummmm i wonder , i could be a nurse aide and give all the young gals a sponge bath . Naw my luck i would get all the elderlly ones .
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Ha ha i forgot to put it in , my bad .
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ACK!!!!
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"I am not a role model" - Charles Barkley
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You've got good spirts! Hey, we can buck up having you around here more! No prob..
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Hay Rc i run in and sit at computer for awhile and then run away
, but each time its a little longer . Does not hurt as much today as it did yesterday . I called up and jumped the cast to next tuesday , he wanted two weeks . Will get this thing a movin on now. Think you and everyone else for all your support , i was feelin real depressed this morning and everyone here was a great pick me upper. I am quite sure Robb knows how depressing it can get when you can't do nothing for yourself . Give everyone here 5 stars and a atta boy .
. Hay guys i stole one of them bottles you go pee in from the hospital ( really they gave it to me ) and guess who has to dump it ha ha . Gonna try for a nude sponge bath latter , not much hopes on that one though .
Dr. is a real young guy , i asked him if i would be able to dance after all this was over . He said sure you will , i told him thats funny , i never could before
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It's a miracle!!
LMAO I can't dance either!
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Hey, if the Mississippi dude wasn't sexy enough for ya, we can try to find you a better match. Maybe something in a larger size? Much larger? I've been trying to get Ruben the hell out of here for a while, anyway. He needs an assignment. He supposedly has a nice loofah for sponge baths, too.
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That would be real nice Aubbie , but i think he's tied up with Ede now and won't be available for awhile .
Just my luck
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No problemo RC , i'll give ya the name of my guy ha ha .
. I like them young uns as they don't know that their there to make money yet . They still think that their there to heal people ha ha ha.
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Hey, you've got to get this thing for the shower while you've got your cast on. I have one for a arm. I had my wrist in cast for 8 weeks when I got it cut on. You can get them at a surgical supply store. It looks like a big sock. At the top it has a flexible membrane that looks like the things you stick your hands through in a incubator for premature babies. Any who, you slip it on & it's water tight. You can get in the shower & take your time. It won't let any water in the cast. It really helped me. Duct Tape & garbage bags can't hold a candle to one of these things!!
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I'm with you. I'll take the young ones myself. I've got a hot young woman that's my eye Dr. Her name is Dr. La Tart, not foolin! She's a Tart all right!!
Got a natural platinum blond oral hygienist I see 3 times a year!! Tried to go 4 times, but they said it wasn't covered by my insurance!! Dam!!
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I might just try that thing , theres a surgical supply store a couple towns up . Will drop in and see ifin they got one . Used the trash can thing on my knee and yep i did'nt like it .
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Works slick as snot on a door knob!!
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You got me beat , all i got is guys . Need to get me a couple of women . Had one one time , she was doin that prostrate exam thing and i was monnin, she asked if that hurt , i said no but sure embarrassing ha ha . They had me on morphine when i was in ambulance so when i got there they assigned me a family doctor ( got it takin care of latter as i have a family doctor ). This guy was giving me a sales pitch to come to him . Damn it must be tough in this world ha ha . Never seen him again .
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How're you doing today Mike?
Have they told you yet, when they are going to set the break?
I know you'll be glad when thats over with, just wanted to let you know, You're in my prayers for quick healing and recovery, hope you have a good day with not too much pain.
GBY, Ryan
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I think you much ryan , ya they set it , pinned it and whatever tuesday , but not the cast . Go back next tuesday and if swelling is down i guess they put a cast on then . they got it wraped and splinted now . Doin just fine , a little pain and have to lie down every so offen but really doin just fine . Thank you for inquiring , really love you guys . ( not in bad way ha ha ha ).
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That last part is soooooooo sweeeeeeet!
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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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Glad it's not feeling to bad for you. Everyday it should get some better.
With all the time on your hands & being laid up, I think you ought to treat your self to a new game. Send the Nurse out to get you Far Cry.
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Ahhhh Aubbie , see you can make a mistake . The name was IronMike not Ede LMAO ha ha ha , can't ROFLMAO ha haha . Speaking of Ede , he has'nt said a thing to me . OOOOO no , he hates me . IronMike sleeks over to corner with tears in his eyes .
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Was thinking about that , gotta 20 dollar gift certificate fot best buy ( got for safty award , better get rid of it FAST
) . I know it would cost more , but that would be a good start . Have'nt seen it out yet though , is it out ?
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I know ya'll been braggin on the graphics and i think you said it's not real fast play . If so thats right up my alley , as i will have to admite i am a little on the slower side now .
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It's out. I looked at Best Buy's web site but didn't see it there. Circuit has it listed for $39.95. I'm wanting to get it. Might be a rebate or some special in Sunday's paper. I'm going to wait until at least Sun.
Safety Award!!
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Oh, I know it's ironmike, not Eden. Just thought maybe the Mississippi boy I sent you was starting to have an effect on ya!
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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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Ya pretty funny , better use it up , or they might want it back . Don't know what it cost for 3 hours in the operating room , 6 hours in the emergency room , 2 nights in hospital , etc . , but i will bet its a pretty penny ( IronMike blushes with shame )
Just checked Best Buys .com , and they got it. Says the stores could have it also , 40 dollars like you said . Highly recomended by RC , can't get no better then that .
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RC i was kinda lookin for something with naked nurses in it , but alas don't think thats available. Soooo i guess i could settle for the game Far Cry . Would be my second choice though .
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Yea, I like it a lot. It's got more controls than most shooters, but it does more also. What vid card you running?
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4200 , not the greatest , but should do .
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Ha ha , Aubbie this guy was'nt a bad fellow . He was BIG , did not look like a nurse aide . Was workin 2 jobs gonna bring his Mom and Dad up here . I don't know what you fellers make down there , but he was making 9 dollars an hour doing the nurse thing and 10 dollars an hour workin part time at the other thing . Thought he was doin grand , and i did'nt think it was that good . I gave him my name and number , we take apprentices in fall of year , told him i would sponser him ( maybe he could get in ). Hes a hard worker , on time , and cares what hes doin . Thats enough for me . Have to serve 4 years apprenticeship , but start out at 18/ hour . When i get on my feet i'll get him paperwork and send it to him . Being i am one of the older members i do have a little pull , but if i keep getting hurt that may go away ha ha
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