How to make an ego hard drive:
Print out a picture of your epeen. Glue it to your hard drive. (Get one with a fancy-sounding name, like "barracuda" or "scorpio.") Take sparkle-glue, glitter, and foam cutouts of hearts, flowers, and ponies, and decorate the hard drive. Mount in a frame attached to the side of your (preferably beige, cuz that's classy and "in" right now.) computer case.
There you go! You now have an ego hard drive.