Hmm Auzzie.... Great country, lousy humour just like yours.... *LOL* Naa... Been there btw several years ago.
And the SW you refered to was the very same I used....
Kick your big Ayer rock for me....... Behave now lad....
That would be something wouldn't it. The cpu is not even important in this issue, yet I thought I'd be an ass(in reference to a donkey - not a banned vulgar reference) and point out the possible yet unlikely misunderstanding.