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Have you ever noticed? Everyone going faster than you is a maniac and everyone going slower than you is a complete moron!
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  1. Slight problem with that...I'm always the fastest person on the freeway :tongue:

    Wait, that's bad :eek:

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  2. Well, you are very unusal, because you seem to fit into both categories.

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  3. When my brain overheats, it throttles down to compensate. I can never be a maniac, but I can be a moron if I overheat. Otherwise, I remain overclocked to 5GHz at only 1.6V all at a warm temp of 90C. :eek: :wink:

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  4. We need you to start taking your medication regularly.

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  5. Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
    Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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  6. Why does cargo go by ships, and shipments go by car?
    If 7-11 is open 24/7/365, why do they have locks on the doors?
    Why is there braille on driveup ATMs?

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  7. Why are buildings called " buildings" if there allready built? Shouldn't they be called "builts"
    If a plane crashes on the canada/america border...Oh never mind...

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  8. if you could drive your car at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights .. would anything happen? (Steven Wright)

    oh well

    lagger

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  9. So what exactly is the speed of Dark?

    Crashing takes on a whole new meaning at 9.8 m/s. :tongue:
  10. That's irrelevant, because there's no such thing as "dark", it's merely the absence of light. Just like there's no such thing as "cold", which is the absence of heat.

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  11. So, the speed of "Dark" is the same as the speed that light moves away from the observer. Its all relative...

    Crashing takes on a whole new meaning at 9.8 m/s. :tongue:
  12. Forget about the "Dark Side". Come over to the "Other".


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  13. The other other? or this other? or other than that?

    Crashing takes on a whole new meaning at 9.8 m/s. :tongue:
  14. Yes.


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