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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:23:52 PM

Did you ever see Tim Allen's "Canyon Man" stand up routine, before he had his TV show??

Well I feel like Canyon Man when I get to use all my power equipment!! Today I'm Canyon Man!!! I get to use about all I have!!!

1. Weed whip the yard!
2. Roll the yard with the tractor & huge roller!
3. Load tractor & tiller on trailer & go to Mom's place!
4. Weed whip Mom's!
5. 6 beer lunch
6. Mow Mom's!
7. Till Doris's garden!
8. Unload everything & put it away!
9. Decide if I want to mow my place or not??
10. Continue drinking that good ole Coors beer! :wink:


[Growl] CANYON MAN!!!! [/Growl]



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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:25:42 PM
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How do you find time to squeeze some gardening into such a busy drinking schedule?

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   04-29-2004 at 03:30:12 PM
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Haha, no kidding. I'm guessing he made the list easier to type by leaving out the 37 other steps that would have all said "Drink a beer now."

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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ironmike   04-29-2004 at 03:31:04 PM
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Damn i wish i could come over and help . You know i could drive the tractor , and ( cough , cough ) drive you around after lunch heh , heh . :smile: . Crouch and shoot works reallllll good .

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:32:03 PM
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It's a dam tough job, but I do it! Got an acre here & Mom's is about 1 1/4. Then the Girls place! I have only tilled my garden, to early to plant up here yet.

Grandson isn't here today, so I can rave on a bit!!!

I've said it before & I'll say it again: I do more work by mistake, than most set out to do!!! :lol:



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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:37:26 PM
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I did simplify the list!! Not sure how many beer day I'm looking at, but will be substantial! It's going to be 81 & that type of temp.'s could lead to a few more than normal!

Just like my Dad used to say: When it's hot, drink more beer!! You'll sweat it out before it'll get you drunk!! :wink:



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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:39:16 PM
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That would be fine, you on the tractor!! I've got a nice deck I could watch from! :smile:

Glad that helps in the game for you!!



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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:39:28 PM
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One of the steps is "Fill trailer completely with beer. Again".


<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:41:06 PM
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You'd best be sending your mom down the store then. otherwise you might be dry for...... oooh, at least half an hour. And we can't have that, can we?!

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   04-29-2004 at 03:41:28 PM
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Dear Fredi:

Please give RC a sticky title of "Chief Forum Alky." Thank you.

Sincerely,
Auburn

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:42:35 PM
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Nomination seconded.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:44:08 PM
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No need to do that! I restocked Mom's house with a couple cases!! :wink:

Over at Doris'es, she'll have beer there for me! She knows it takes a bit of beer to get the garden tilled up! I'll BS there awhile, so about 6 would be right there! That's after lunch tough! :wink:





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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:47:43 PM
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ROTFLMAO

Nothing like the smell of cutting grass on that 16 horse tractor & a nice cold Coors, in a cooler cup between your legs, in the spring! :smile:



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Auburn9698   04-29-2004 at 03:47:48 PM
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I mean...come on....he was thoroughly worried about running out before noon on Sunday. Noon.

Actually, was it running <i>out</i>, or running <i>low</i> ???? Hmm.....

"Oh gawd! I might run low before noon on Sunday! Somebody help me, please! Or put me out of my misery!"

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:49:56 PM
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Hey, you can't be to careful on Sun.!! I've got a lot of Friends that are also NASCAR fans! They have a habit of showing up just about race time & then, there you go!! :eek:



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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:50:07 PM
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My god, you really have thought this through haven't you? Beer beer everywhere. I'd hate to think how much you'd drink if you went properly on the lash!

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:51:47 PM
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Oh yea, there's a method to my madness!!! :lol:



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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:53:20 PM
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Apparantly, he dropped below the safety margin of 36 cans at one point. I should think he's learnt his lesson by now.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   04-29-2004 at 03:53:52 PM
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They don't show up with their own beer? Are they under 21?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:57:24 PM
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Where beer's concerned, it's never in doubt.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 03:58:24 PM
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Hell no, they don't show up with beer!! It's called hospitality! It works both ways though! I don't show up with beer at there places either!! :evil:



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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:58:40 PM
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It should be a case of "No six-pack? No entry."

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RobD   04-29-2004 at 03:59:59 PM
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The secret is to go round their places more than they come to yours. Saves on the beer. All the more for you to drink.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 04:03:08 PM
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A good day is to go over to one of their places & drink them about dry, down to like one beer in the frige, then come home to my cash of nice cold ones!! :evil:



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ironmike   04-29-2004 at 04:05:56 PM
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OMG , i am sitting here with tears streaming down my face , owner from work just called . Said he had rented one of them luxury boxs at ball game . You know the ones with free beer , food ,and stuff . Wants me to go to the game . Here i am on crutches and don't know if i can make it , and their playing the <font color=red>CUBS<font color=red><font color=black>. I am thinkin of ways that i could go , but wifey says no . Damn , they will have hot wings , cheese sticks , ball park hot dogs ( with kraut ). Come down here and get me RC , i need your help . I have two tickets ( cough , cough ) . We will leave wifey at home . HELP ME .<font color=black> :eek:

The man of steel said that

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Auburn9698   04-29-2004 at 04:07:33 PM
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Oh, I know what hospitality is. Gotta watch how the hospitality is distributed, though. Some <i>tossers</i> can become too much of a moocher.

I drink some of buddies' beers, and they drink some of mine, sure. But not exclusively. Besides, that means your friends always dictate what kind of beer you'll be drinking. Sometimes I like to decide for myself. Weird, huh? Of course, I guess maybe all your friends drink Coors Banquet Beer, since that seems to be all you drink.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 04:08:55 PM
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Well, Canyon Man has got-um go hook-em up heap big 4x4 & trailer !! Get-um all suppiles & load-um up-um!! Got-um lots of beer to drink-um, er things to do-um!!! Have-um heap big good day, later-um!! :smile:



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Auburn9698   04-29-2004 at 04:09:37 PM
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For that kind of deal, you'd better be in jail not to make it.

Come on, dry it up and get tough.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   04-29-2004 at 04:11:28 PM
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Now that's what I like to see. Sup everyone elses and then head home and drink your own. Smart thinking.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-29-2004 at 04:13:12 PM
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Caught that just before I shut down. Man I'd love to come!! Food sounds great!!!

Call the ball park & they'll have some handicap parking & probably a guy to wheel you up to the box in a wheel chair (could even be a nice young lady)!!! Then tell the Wife, no worries!! :evil:



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ironmike   04-29-2004 at 04:15:36 PM
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See ya sat. , the beers on me ( cough , cough ). Go get im now CANYON MAN . :smile:

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 02:22:29 AM
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Canyon Man returns!! Triumphant in the pursuit of excellence with mechanical marvels & Coors beer!!!! :smile:



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dhlucke   04-30-2004 at 02:27:40 AM
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We need to get you some beer drinking classes. This coors crap has got to stop.

<font color=red>_______________________________________________</font color=red>
Nov. 6, 1971: "I gave back, I can't remember, six, seven, eight, nine medals"

- John Kerry, a Presidential Candidate

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 02:42:20 AM
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Well, I can set up classes any ole time!! :smile:



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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 11:27:52 AM
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No Canyon Man today!! Worked to hard yesterday!!

I swear, I don't know how you can make yourself so sore in a day!! :eek:



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ironmike   04-30-2004 at 11:41:39 AM
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Is your right arm sore RC . :eek:

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RobD   04-30-2004 at 11:47:02 AM
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A medical condition known as "drinkers elbow". I suffer from it too.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 12:01:50 PM
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Strangely enough, the right arm is the only thing that's not sore!! :smile:



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ironmike   04-30-2004 at 12:09:20 PM
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Apparently , you did to much work and not enough drinkin . You should be ashammed of yourself ha ha . Bet you can make up for it today though . :smile:

The man of steel said that

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RobD   04-30-2004 at 12:10:41 PM
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Is the Pope catholic?

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 12:21:36 PM
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Well, I did my share of drinking yesterday! Just wore myself down little by little! Came in the house about 7:30 or 8. Wife found me asleep in my computer chair here at Command Central! :eek:



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ironmike   04-30-2004 at 12:28:51 PM
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Where gettin to old for that stuff RC , thats why we don't wanna ride the second bus . Nuttin but young guys ( and their wifes ) on it . They get reallll roudy , even been known to have some bare breasts showin . Wifey will absolutlly not tolerate that . I sit in the old peoples bus .

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   04-30-2004 at 12:31:52 PM
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Not that i would mind donchaknow , but alas wifey does not have my adventurness nature .

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 12:44:22 PM
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They do take a dim view of those type goings on! I don't know why? :lol:

No sense of humor I believe!





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ironmike   04-30-2004 at 12:53:05 PM
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I probubly won't even go . Don't think it would be much fun hobbling around on crutches there , one of them younger guys might kick me in the ankle or sumptin ha ha ha .

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ironmike   04-30-2004 at 12:55:57 PM
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One of the younger guys , who has been married about a year , bought her a pair of knockers . She just loves to show them off . I will have to say they are a fine sight .

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 01:07:11 PM
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I'd like to see them for sure! :wink:

I can see where you wouldn't want to go though! Could always play gimp to the hilt though & make them push up in a wheel chair!! Hell I would, just because I could!! Then you could be a gimp with a attitude! :evil:



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titch   04-30-2004 at 01:54:40 PM
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Any more beer you'll regress to Crayon Man.

The poster formally known at Techie2001

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RCPilot   04-30-2004 at 02:13:10 PM
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Already have! It comes & goes though!! :smile:



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