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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 12:42:54 AM

Flamethrower:

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Weeee, aside from being brainwashed, I also got buttraped today! Sweet!


OK, that's it. Flamey IS a flame. Yep, he's gay.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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mrface   05-05-2004 at 12:44:15 AM
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there multiplying...lol.


(just kidding eden)

<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

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Flamethrower205   05-05-2004 at 01:06:48 AM
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sweet, I made the list! haha

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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dhlucke   05-05-2004 at 02:06:26 AM
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You are a disgrace to humanity and are on a 30 day suspension from the Manly thread until you display an improved sense of your manhood to the high council.

<font color=red>_______________________________________________</font color=red>
Nov. 6, 1971: "I gave back, I can't remember, six, seven, eight, nine medals"

- John Kerry, a Presidential Candidate

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Flamethrower205   05-05-2004 at 02:15:23 AM
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Dude...das a little harsh, I mean how am I supposed to become more manly if I float amongst the fairies outside the manly thread?! That was my haven to fart and drink beer and burp at the same time...now I'll have to drink BV Cabernet Sauvignon with my pinky up and speak french! Save meee!!! Eeeek, I can already feel the fiends staring at my bunghole!!

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 02:34:56 AM
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RC Pilot said

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Wow, she'd be younger than I am!!!


What got me is no one ( Aubbie ) jumped on it . Like ...you mean older then dirt . :smile:

The man of steel said that

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scamtrOn   05-05-2004 at 04:57:18 AM
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i was gonna say "who isn't" but that wouldn't be too respectful to a guy who is... older than dirt

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 07:38:15 AM
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It is surprising! Maybe they knew I was tossing out a bone there! :evil:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 07:39:22 AM
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That's my Scammy!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 01:35:19 PM
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Yes, you made it because you're very special.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 01:36:11 PM
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Wow, I must have missed that one. My bad. I'll try to do better in the future.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 01:39:52 PM
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Whoa! The bio for new user TeeTewl deserves mention!

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<font color=red>Just an ol' dude 61 years young</font color=red> that likes "gadgets" PC's are the ultimate gadget to me...I work in a medium security prison as a Painter II, supervising inmates painting the interior of the institution.


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Somebody older than RC found this place!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 01:40:02 PM
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Ha ha ha , i kept waitin for Aubbie to come in on that one , but alas . Even Aubbie can have a bad day . :smile:

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 01:43:54 PM
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Maybe like Aubbie said , he was just being ( cough , cough )nice .........NOT..... :smile:

The man of steel said that

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 01:46:18 PM
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Welcome to the forum Tee , RC and i are very glad to see you here ......Please stay. :smile:

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 01:57:23 PM
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As usual, I didn't read his Bio!! I know, but keep forgetting to do it!

Wow, Now I'm looking like the forum young guy!!! :wink:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 02:02:03 PM
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Yea, TeeTewl welcome to the forum!!

I'll tell you though, hang onto your ass around here!! It's a tough job finding this forum, so half the battle is over!

<pre> pssst, where's Grub? </pre><p>

Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 02:06:13 PM
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No Grub on this one RC , this guy gets a big time WELCOME .Pssst , you wanna be the old guy , this is your chance to make a break and kill your title . :wink:

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 02:15:56 PM
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I already broke & ran Man!!! :lol:

I'm in the cat bird seat!!! :smile:





Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 02:20:52 PM
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Hummmmm , i hate to bring this up , but , CHECK THE POLE . Yep , and as i am runnin second , WEEEEE need to reallllly welcome ole Tee . 61 year younger Tee . Aubbie did you see that age there , its time to do your thing . :smile:

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 02:22:26 PM
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Yea, a warm Aubry welcome?????



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 02:23:46 PM
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Did I see it? I posted it, and made it <font color=red>red</font color=red>. Don't think I saw it, though.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 02:24:44 PM
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I think the shocked faces about someone older than you finding this place was good enough for now. Can't do too much, ya see....I'm still in shock.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 02:27:03 PM
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Shocked, I was concerned that your loosing your edge! :eek:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 02:29:02 PM
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I'll set the old-guy comments l<font color=red>oo</font color=red>se eventually, I'm sure. In the meantime, I'll try not to go l<font color=red>o</font color=red>sing my edge, though.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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ironmike   05-05-2004 at 02:31:54 PM
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Aubbie , does buttraped mean what i think it does ? Why would anyone put that on here . Poor Flammy , no wonder hes lookin for a bus to drive around with a bunch of guys for the summer . OOOOO MYYYYY . PS ---IronMike vows to never ride a bus again . :eek:

The man of steel said that

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RCPilot   05-05-2004 at 02:34:01 PM
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LMAO

I'm getting to good at this misspelling thing!! :evil:





Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:

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RobD   05-05-2004 at 02:34:25 PM
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LOL! Grammatical mofo!

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 02:36:40 PM
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Yeah, the buttraped thing doesn't sound good. Made a comment on that in his bus thread.

Why would he put that on here? I have no idea. *shrug*

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Auburn9698   05-05-2004 at 02:39:14 PM
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Quote :

I'm getting <font color=red>to</font color=red> good at this misspelling thing!!


Haha! Yeah, it's t<font color=red>oo</font color=red> bad you just made t<font color=red>wo</font color=red> in a row t<font color=red>o</font color=red> that effect.


(I know, Rob.... I'm just begging for trouble this morning, aren't I? :eek: )

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Flamethrower205   05-06-2004 at 03:07:54 AM
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fans (like me) is gonna go after your ass soon.



By our friend Coolsquirtle in the graphics section. He likes comp nerds' asses, what can I say.

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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Auburn9698   05-06-2004 at 04:24:32 AM
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So, will it be "sweet" when he buttrapes you, too?

Or....should I be talking past-tense?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Flamethrower205   05-06-2004 at 04:42:03 AM
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Bah, he was too small for my tastes.

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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mrface   05-06-2004 at 04:49:12 AM
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Bah, he was too small for my <b>testes</b>.


:lol: LMAO LOL LOL ROFL!!!!!!!!!

<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Apostalic Alcoholic.}=-</A>

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dhlucke   05-06-2004 at 05:51:41 AM
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I went up to a girl with a wife beater on and said I'm fockin huge. I'd say my mom is proud of me tho, I mean she holds me up to hard standards and I bust my balls



None other than Flamey.

<font color=red>_______________________________________________</font color=red>
Nov. 6, 1971: "I gave back, I can't remember, six, seven, eight, nine medals"

- John Kerry, a Presidential Candidate

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dhlucke   05-06-2004 at 05:52:16 AM
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ROFL at that quote!

<font color=red>_______________________________________________</font color=red>
Nov. 6, 1971: "I gave back, I can't remember, six, seven, eight, nine medals"

- John Kerry, a Presidential Candidate

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Flamethrower205   05-06-2004 at 05:52:36 AM
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LOL, damn u got to that fast hahahah!

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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Flamethrower205   05-06-2004 at 05:53:26 AM
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hehehhee, das three, woot!

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

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dhlucke   05-06-2004 at 05:54:46 AM
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ROFL!!!!! You crack me up!

<font color=red>_______________________________________________</font color=red>
Nov. 6, 1971: "I gave back, I can't remember, six, seven, eight, nine medals"

- John Kerry, a Presidential Candidate

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