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when you start calling gay people eden and no one but you knows WTF you're talking about

Reply to scamtrOn

...when you make a video about talking in binary.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

PWAHHH HAHAHHAHA HAHHAR HAR HARA HRAR AHRAHRHA LMAO!!!! GREAT!!!

Reply to scamtrOn

It had to be done! Couldn't resist it.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

...when you <i>host</i> a video of someone talking in binary! :evil:

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

......... ......... ........... ........................... ................. ...................................... ... .... ...... so thats how it is.... alright, i'll remember this

Reply to scamtrOn

Aww, sorry mate. I can be a rotten swine at times can't I?

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

... When you get a dump posted & become the hero of the forum, the one & only, Forum Turd Master..... :smile:



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Reply to RCPilot

whats thjat word i'm looking for?... oh yeah! fug you too!

Reply to scamtrOn

HAHAHH AHHAHHA HAHAHAHH HAHAH oh man!!! this forum has gone through so much!!! its one of the only forums on the net to be like this!

Reply to scamtrOn

Soap Opera's have nothing on this Forem!!



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Reply to RCPilot

DANM RIGHT!!!

schit, remember what this forum went through a few months back... damn that was a sight

Reply to scamtrOn

Day's like this, this forum rocks!

Yeah, this placewent through some sh!t a while ago. Came out the other side though.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Yea, bad times!!!

Now, we've got it all!! Wall to wall & tree top tall!!



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Reply to RCPilot

agreed. it used to be even better about two years ago. its was all fun and love w/o the gayness. i think thats where its going again. we just got to get rid of a few people *looks up, whistling*

Reply to scamtrOn

we need more people like pike!! he livens the forum with eroticness

Reply to scamtrOn

... when your type in email's at work and try to use toms html for smilies.


... when you tell someone to go to wingdinium...

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Reply to mrface

I've read his posts, but haven't talked with him much yet. You know I'm a shy type of guy!! :lol:



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Reply to RCPilot

LOL

To true!!! I use [/shakes head] in some emails!! :lol:



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Reply to RCPilot

Whatcha tryin' to say, RC? I've been on here too long? :eek:

Man, yall should be really glad we aren't allowed to bring cameras into this building. I've been doing some great "work" lately that would be awesome to trick you guys into looking at. Had a green one the other day. :tongue:

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

Naw, just poking that sharp stick a bit this morning!! :wink:

When I eat black licorice I get green sh-t!!

Here's one for you, eat a load of beets! :smile: I thought I was hemorrhaging one morning when I forgot I had beets the day before!! :lol:

Looks like blood in there!! :eek:



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Reply to RCPilot

Anyone know what Pilot is gumming about Beats me ;)

Hey Scamy they found a new species of Dinosour in Western Alberta Canada they call it a Troceoraptor Or translated the Little thief!!

Say anyone see my gummy bears ? I am sure I had some left around here some place!!

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

Wife just sent this to me to harass me, I've seen it before! Don't know if you have yet, though! :smile:

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For all of you out there that have to work with engineers....



A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper,
"I'll have an AutoCAD monkey, please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and
took
out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,
saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his
monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very
expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did
that
one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very
fast,
clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout
projects,
mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculations. All
the
really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
its
own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the
shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together!
What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything,
but
it says it's an Engineer."




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Reply to RCPilot

Very good RC , reminds me of a little story . This gentleman just got out of collage , was lookin for a job but could not find one . Went into a grocery store and applied for a possition . Guy hired him and said to go over there and start sweeping the floor . Collage grad became all irrate and told him he didn't understand , that he was a collage graduate . Guy said OOOOOO i didn't know and in that case stay in the office here untill i can find time to show you how to sweep the floor . ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . :evil:

The man of steel said that

Reply to ironmike

A little work humor, for ex workers!! :lol:



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Reply to RCPilot

Ha ha ha . Yep thats for sure . Damn RC i went to DR. yesterday , he said i was old and worn out . I got mad and said i wanted a second opinion , sh/itz , he said i was ugly to . OOOO MYYY , i can't win for loosin . :eek:

The man of steel said that

Reply to ironmike

Sounds like your doc knows his stuff.

<pre>Couldn't resist.</pre><p><font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

LMAO

Well, no more work for you then. Time to put yourself out to pasture!!

I found out that fan decoration thingy, way up on the front of the garage is leaking when it rains. Got to be recaulked!!! In order to do that, I've got to get out the extension ladder & get up on it, way up on it!!! :eek:



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Reply to RCPilot

Beaten to it! Well said though.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

At least I was nice about it!! :wink:



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Reply to RCPilot

Ahhhhh i would recomend , NOT FALLING OFF AND CRUSHING YOUR ANKLE . This comes from experiance . :wink:

The man of steel said that

Reply to ironmike

Yep. It was really sweet, too.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

Thought you might say that!! I'd feel better on the ground, even tough it's slapped me a few times before!!



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Reply to RCPilot

I hope I'm around when you get 30 or 40 more years on you!!! :lol:



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Reply to RCPilot

New garage door sweet huh , bet its made out of aluminum . Puts lot less strain on everything .

The man of steel said that

Reply to ironmike

That'll make you....what.....97? You might be around, but with about 6 feet less elevation. And with a bunch of weight loss going on.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

Oh yea, it's the deluxe one. It's a Clopay door. Both sides are metal with a foam core. It is also powder coated the same color as my siding. I had to paint the old door. I'm more than happy. I doubt that I could have afforded the door if I had to buy it, so all is good.



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Reply to RCPilot

And Wingding trying it on with him.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Haha, true. That would guarantee I'll get the last laugh.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

RC would be the butt of all the new Wingding stories. Old Mrs Phillip's would be ditched, in would come RC Pilot!

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Already thought about that. Going to be cremated!!! Whew!!



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Reply to RCPilot

The Wingding and RC Christmas Story.

I can hardly wait for 2044 to get here!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

There's still the journey from the funeral home to the Crematorium. He can strike anywhere. Be warned.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

He could always write about what he'd like to do, sort of predicting the future. Bring it forward be a couple of decades. His public demand it.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

:eek:

Say it ain't so!!!!



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Reply to RCPilot

I'd read it. And any sequels. Laughing the whole time, most likely.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

Reply to Auburn9698

An absolute certainty I'd have said.

<font color=blue>"We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." - Bobby Robson</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I know you'd both LYAO!![shakes head]



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Reply to RCPilot

Look at there IronMike!! I'm not even cold yet & there turning Wingy loose on me!!! :eek:



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