your homepage is tomshardware.com
you type tomshardware.com in the address bar to check you email
you know where you want to go, but your fingers still type toms... in the address bar
......... ......... ........... ........................... ................. ...................................... ... .... ...... so thats how it is.... alright, i'll remember this
agreed. it used to be even better about two years ago. its was all fun and love w/o the gayness. i think thats where its going again. we just got to get rid of a few people *looks up, whistling*
Whatcha tryin' to say, RC? I've been on here too long?
Man, yall should be really glad we aren't allowed to bring cameras into this building. I've been doing some great "work" lately that would be awesome to trick you guys into looking at. Had a green one the other day.
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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}
Wife just sent this to me to harass me, I've seen it before! Don't know if you have yet, though!
Quote :
For all of you out there that have to work with engineers....
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper,
"I'll have an AutoCAD monkey, please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and
took
out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,
saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his
monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very
expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did
that
one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very
fast,
clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout
projects,
mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculations. All
the
really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
its
own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the
shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together!
What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything,
but
it says it's an Engineer."
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
Very good RC , reminds me of a little story . This gentleman just got out of collage , was lookin for a job but could not find one . Went into a grocery store and applied for a possition . Guy hired him and said to go over there and start sweeping the floor . Collage grad became all irrate and told him he didn't understand , that he was a collage graduate . Guy said OOOOOO i didn't know and in that case stay in the office here untill i can find time to show you how to sweep the floor . ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .
Ha ha ha . Yep thats for sure . Damn RC i went to DR. yesterday , he said i was old and worn out . I got mad and said i wanted a second opinion , sh/itz , he said i was ugly to . OOOO MYYY , i can't win for loosin .
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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}
Well, no more work for you then. Time to put yourself out to pasture!!
I found out that fan decoration thingy, way up on the front of the garage is leaking when it rains. Got to be recaulked!!! In order to do that, I've got to get out the extension ladder & get up on it, way up on it!!!
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
Oh yea, it's the deluxe one. It's a Clopay door. Both sides are metal with a foam core. It is also powder coated the same color as my siding. I had to paint the old door. I'm more than happy. I doubt that I could have afforded the door if I had to buy it, so all is good.
Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!
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