Dial a cell phone with one hand...here's how

A 23-year-old man in Hartland, Maine, was hospitalized in March after apparently attempting to commit suicide by crucifying himself. According to an account in the Portland Press Herald, he built a wooden cross, placed it on the floor, and nailed one hand to it. According to the officer, "When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," although the officer said he wasn't sure if the call was for an ambulance or for someone to come help him nail the other hand. [Portland Press-Herald, 3-16-04]

Can't hit a lob wedge...

One brick shy a load, that one!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

When the good lord was passing out brains, he though he said trains & went the other way!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS!

Heck i didn't even know St. Paul was married . Nope never even heard of it . Kind off a strange name for the brew though.

The man of steel said that

Shoulda used Epoxy/Crazy Glue. I mean Get with it, it's the 21st Centry man! Epoxy and a Skylift, that's the modern way to do it. Of course get it all on tape too, now THAT's truely the modern way to do it.

And, St Baudy Gal! Terrible man, Watery crap! Forced to drink it when I go to the Bahamas because my friend(former roomate in college)'s dad drinks nothing but that stuff, and that's in te fridge! Dutch Boy's sister on the Blue can, at least the design is pleasing.

Personally I prefer something with a bit more to it. If I want light go the Cider route.


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crucifixion is just a prolonged(and more painful) way of asphxiation/suffocation.

why in the world anyone would want to suffocate thereselves is beyond me (much less crucify themselves)


yeah that guy prolly couldnt pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.



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