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Scamy your out of luck for back door favours now unless they are sudo in nature or blatent flamers ;)

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Eden;
Call me Vicki, but I do not promise to go easy on the fingering...

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Call me Vicki <---- Dude that is so Western in culture, and the go easy on the fingering makes you a full blown Liberal :)

Just the fact that you would say something like that in that context means you can form a premise outside of Eastern Culture and are fully into the thought and humour of the Western Culture.

Welcome aboard you may now make many babies!! Your gean pool is sound!!

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I don't understand a lick of what you just wrote, but eden is not a man. We all know that.

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Reply to dhlucke

Your just Jealous because Eden has a larger Cerebral Cortex then you ;)

That and the fact that I watched a Science show on the investigation into the human brain and how it functions. Scientists scanning the human brain with glue on electrodes attached to the skull do not get much information watching the electronic activity of the human brain doing Long Division or Fractions because the thought process is long and the outcome is expected so they get no clue into higher brain functions as the electrodes cant report electrical activity in the brain from someone doing long calculated all be it intensive brain activity.

They do however find mass amounts of higher brain activity and can track it fully when you tell the same person a joke. Apparently it takes exactly the same higher brain functions to understand a joke or punch line as doing calculus accept the punch line of a joke is calculated catoragized and assimilated all in about 33 nano seconds. The outcome is, we use all the higher brain functions and both hemispheres of the brain to listen to a joke and understand it in context as doing math problems.

So I guess John Cleese and players in the Monty Python skits were geniuses after all just like we all knew they were. I mean after all they attacked one of the hardest problems in mankind's thought when they attempted to Understand the Meaning Of Life in their movie.

One of the jokes the researchers used that gave them the most electronic feedback was this one.

(I hired an accountant to do my Taxes and he saved me 5 to ten years in prison)

Because the expected outcome was expected to be 5 to 10 grand and they switched it to say 5 to 10 years in prison the brain has to first trip over the word switching then realized it was further fooled and had to go to memory to understand that Taxes and Fraud can lead to prison time.

Same thing as doing heavy arithmetic but without the wait time!! They got it down to 33 nano seconds.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

JUST REMEMBER JESUS LOVES YOU..but the rest of us think you are an [-peep-].

Just kidding Bro ;)

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

i own rights to that ass.... i'll sue the bitch if he backs out.

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Reply to scamtrOn

ROFLMAO!!!

JESUS LOVES YOU... HAHAHAHAA that was funny

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Reply to scamtrOn

since you own it...wouldn't you be the one to back out...also Scammy I hope you know that you can catch aids from a toilet seat...providing the guy ahead you is still sittin' there...Public Service Anouncement brought to you by the makers of KY jelly

...hey quit it...don't make me stop this car...

Reply to TeeTewl

well no backing out on my behalf, thats for sure. i want to make lots of money off his ass.

and no, you can't catch aids that easily.

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Reply to scamtrOn

LOL alot...

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Reply to TeeTewl

LMAO, so THAT was it!

Hahaha, yeah I guess it is Western Culture madness, lmao. I'll try that joke in Lebanon in the next weeks if I get the opportunity. I bet you they won't even know it's a gay joke at first.



Oh you! *flings wrist*

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Reply to eden

Well I aint backing in. I prefer my Woman to have Hooters puters and 2 holes.

Scamy can make all the hole in one shots he wants to, but he is not going to be on the golf channel posted for birdies.

Of course he could earn as much cash as Tiger Woods if he makes enough hole in one shots.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

i'm so talented, i can make hole on none shots

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Reply to scamtrOn

You're going to hell and you'll be sitting with Eden.

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Reply to dhlucke

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Eden;
Call me Vicki, but I do not promise to go easy on the fingering...




LOL THAT IS THE BEST EVER

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Reply to phial

Yeah, you <i>could</i> catch AIDS the way TT put it. Hahaha

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Reply to Auburn9698

You can relate, admit it! :lol:

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