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darko21   06-22-2004 at 07:35:40 AM

I almost crapped myself when I saw this. gawd dam why don't we get ads like this in canada.

<A HREF="http://www.anycall.com:8082/upload/i_world/tv/V420.wmv" target="_new"> ya baby 2 bucks per minute where do I sign </A>

If I glanced at a spilt box of tooth picks on the floor, could I tell you how many are in the pile. Not a chance, But then again I don't have to buy my underware at Kmart.

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dhlucke   06-22-2004 at 07:38:29 AM
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I prefer the naked women ads in Sweden.

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eden   06-23-2004 at 12:39:21 AM
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Saw those in France's ads as well. See, they're not totally bad after all!
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ksoth   06-23-2004 at 12:46:47 AM
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Don't you mean "I'd pee in her butt."?

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eden   06-23-2004 at 12:51:02 AM
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You and DH, what a weird couple.

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BigMac   06-23-2004 at 01:06:46 AM
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I think "the odd couple" would be more appropriate.

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dhlucke   06-23-2004 at 03:54:02 AM
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I left it to you this time!

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mrface   06-23-2004 at 04:12:06 AM
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i like youre old siggy better

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dhlucke   06-23-2004 at 04:22:30 AM
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This is gonna be temporary.

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ksoth   06-23-2004 at 05:54:50 AM
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Well then...

I'd pee in her butt.

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eden   06-23-2004 at 06:53:35 AM
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I like your sig. :cool:

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eden   06-23-2004 at 07:02:12 AM
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Join us with a US flag, shall you? (DH used to have the GOD BLESS AMERICA sig with each word colored in either red or blue I think, or maybe with white too)

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dhlucke   06-23-2004 at 07:13:50 AM
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I've used that one a few times.

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dhlucke   06-23-2004 at 07:16:14 AM
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Where's the trunk of the tree?

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Flamethrower205   06-23-2004 at 09:08:15 AM
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Yarrr me maties, yarrrr!

Hehe, just did the craziest thing for a girl, and it felt great.

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RobD   06-23-2004 at 09:36:46 AM
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It's all to do with the footie. Euro 2004 is in progress and everyone is showing their colours.

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BigMac   06-23-2004 at 11:51:59 AM
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Having witnessed Italy's demise, I'm not too sure about tonight's outcome. O well.

Great show of the Danes and the Swedes btw, but I don't buy that last goal of Sweden. The whole time the Danish goalie is excellent and then he flukes up like that in the last minute. Great entertainment though and seeing this italian guy score 2 - 1 for his team, running to the bench in extasy, then he hears about the results of Denmark-Sweden (2-2), and then he just deflates, sobbing, falling to his knees. Priceless, sports can be so wonderful.


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RobD   06-23-2004 at 12:12:05 PM
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Serves Italy right. Arrogant bunch of arseholes, the lot of them. I thought that bit at the end was classic, like you said, when Cassano raced to the bench to celebrate just as the final whistle went at the other game. Ha ha! I kept flicking between the two games, but Italy were utter shite in the first half.

Tonight also promises to be very interesting. I hope the Germans balls it up because they're like the Italians, scraping through the group stages then go on to become very strong during the knockout phase. Czechs are going to take some stopping. I wouldn't want to be the Danes in the quarters.

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Tom_Smart   06-23-2004 at 01:02:39 PM
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Czech Republic should stuff Germany. Lets face it the only time Smicer plays well is when he plays for country, he is a different player.

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RobD   06-23-2004 at 01:17:28 PM
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And soon to be an ex-Liverpool player if Benitez has got any common.

I wouldn't be surprised if Holland nauls it up again. They always seem to press the self destruct button at major tournaments. Yet on paper they have got an amazing squad. Pity they go and fock it up with petty squabbling and sulking about where they play.

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Tom_Smart   06-23-2004 at 01:41:51 PM
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We should swap the focker for Rooney, that would be sweet.

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RobD   06-23-2004 at 02:11:27 PM
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Do you think the Toffee's will think it's a good deal? Throw in Diouf and they might go for it.

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Tom_Smart   06-23-2004 at 02:19:48 PM
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Rooney is gone for the Toffee's anyway. May as well stay in the same city where they can all come over and marvel at his magnificence. Diouf? How about Heskey?

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RobD   06-23-2004 at 02:36:00 PM
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Actually, you owe my team a big thank you for taking him off your hands. Plus the other bright side of him signing for us is that, after Euro 2004, he'll never play for England again. Look at Upson and Dunn. Come to Birmingham, we'll finish your international career. Normally before it's started.

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Tom_Smart   06-23-2004 at 02:43:46 PM
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You sir, are welcome. Thank you for your kindness, £6.25m, I’d have been happy with a tenner.

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dhlucke   06-23-2004 at 03:46:01 PM
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Hehe, just did the craziest thing for a girl, and it felt great.



You playing pirate?

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Tom_Smart   06-23-2004 at 05:41:42 PM
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Hehe, just did the craziest thing for a girl, and it felt great.


Was it, "jizz in ur pants or finish off by urself before anything really starts and get her real mad...or u could just not get hard at all cause ur bored", as in your reply to a recent Scamtron post?


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Auburn9698   06-23-2004 at 05:53:13 PM
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Hell, when he wrote that, I just figured he meant it as in, the craziest thing for a girl <i>to do</i>. I mean, he does sing and prance around at work, and supposedly jumps out of his chair and screams like a girl because of a video game.

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RobD   06-23-2004 at 06:02:31 PM
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Eden's dream date I would imagine.

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Auburn9698   06-23-2004 at 06:25:38 PM
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A girlyboy? Yeah, or a hermaphrodite. Yeah, that might do it. Would let him play for both teams.



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eden   06-23-2004 at 06:32:04 PM
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Stupid limit doesn't allow for the trunk to appear, plus it would look too thick, AND there is no brown color tags.

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dhlucke   06-24-2004 at 01:45:35 AM
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You gonna ignore our attacks on your manliness?

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Auburn9698   06-24-2004 at 01:47:00 AM
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Probably can't think of any way to dispute them.

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eden   06-24-2004 at 03:17:11 AM
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After playing with you, I'm convinced, hermaphrodites rule!

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eden   06-24-2004 at 03:17:32 AM
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My manliness has never been in question, your Swedish meatball quality is.

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dhlucke   06-24-2004 at 03:21:48 AM
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My mom makes really good swedish meatballs! She would make them for me when I was in elementary school and I would bring them to share with everyone. Everyone loved them.

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Auburn9698   06-24-2004 at 03:22:44 AM
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In your dreams.

Eww...actually, that's kind of scary. Blechk!

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eden   06-24-2004 at 05:28:16 AM
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What's scary here, really?

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eden   06-24-2004 at 05:28:51 AM
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HAAHAHAHAHHAA! Poster boi!

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RobD   06-24-2004 at 09:05:19 AM
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What's scary here? In a nutshell, you.

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mrface   06-24-2004 at 11:42:05 AM
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lmao

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Tom_Smart   06-24-2004 at 12:35:09 PM
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Quote :

My mom makes really good swedish meatballs!


The quality of your mums, allegedly fine and adored by all, balls was never in question, only yours. I think Eden needs to see your balls.

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RobD   06-24-2004 at 12:37:08 PM
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Needs, no. Wants, yes.

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Tom_Smart   06-24-2004 at 12:39:40 PM
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I stand corrected. Are you ready for tonight?

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RobD   06-24-2004 at 12:54:04 PM
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Oh yes. Heading down the boozer extra early tonight. Will probably get completely arseholed by half time, but that's all part of the fun.

As long as we tighten up our set piece defending, and Cole gives Ronaldo a swift kicking when the ref's back is turned, I don't think they'll trouble us. They're not half the side they used to be, and in Victor Baia they've got a 'keeper who makes David James look world class.

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Tom_Smart   06-24-2004 at 01:01:58 PM
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Will be doing the footie and BBQ thing round at friend’s house myself. Don’t think they will give us any problems either.

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They're not half the side they used to be


That’s a pity as the side we played back in 1947 gave us a fantastic result


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RobD   06-24-2004 at 01:05:04 PM
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Hell, I'd settle for half that result. 5 goals'll do me. As long as Rooney get's a hat-trick.

Did you see the miserable frogs want Rooney's second goal against the Swiss re-accredited as an own goal? Jealousy is such a terrible thing.

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Tom_Smart   06-24-2004 at 01:09:39 PM
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And the Dutch had a moan about the Czech line up. Still, it was good to see the Germans beaten by the reserve team.

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RobD   06-24-2004 at 01:28:06 PM
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Take Ballack out of their lineup, and even Luxembourg would take them to the cleaners.

The Dutch have still got their finger hovering over the self destruct button. It'll all go tits up for them against Sweden. They always manage to balls it up.

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BigMac   06-24-2004 at 01:38:26 PM
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We can handle the Swedes. It will be an interesting match and we have a good chance, but it will not be a walk over by any means.

You Brits have a tough job tonight though. I would say it's about an even chance, maybe slightly better for england if you guys can keep your cool.


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