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Here's the <A HREF="http://www.drinkbeergetthindiet.com/" target="_new"> Beer </A>Diet!!!

Course I don't need to loose any weight!!! :smile:

Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
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You could be their new mascot!

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Reply to Snorkius

LOL

I don't have a before picture though... :frown:

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Reply to RCPilot

well i found a diet that pretty much works, its called the "stop eating like a fatass diet". seems to do fairly well. when i stopped eating 6 full meals a day i lost 200 pounds!

americans annoy me. "i want to lose weight, but i dont want to change my lifestyle" uh...how can that be done. you're fat because of your lifestyle, until you change it you'll be fat. i love it when they say "i need to lose weight" when they're eating a chocalate cake for no reason.

you really dont have to STOP eating tasty food, you just have to stop eating it in extreme surplus. stop eating like a fatass and you wont be a fatass! atkins can shove it.

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americans annoy me ...

Ass holes who make these anti-American statements based on some perceived generality piss me off ... it's as if your saying only Americans say things like that ... hardly true.

But it does show that for some fûcked up reason, Americans are to blame for all the ills in the world.

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I'm an American, but he's right! A lot of Americans, moreso than a lot of other places in the world, are lazy fatasses that blame everyone/everything else but themselves for being lazy fatasses.

"Oh, it's not your fault you're fat, it's your genes! Eating 4000 calories a day is just fine, if you didn't have such bad genetics. Here, take some pills. These ones are for depression, but uh oh, the side effect is that they make you fatter, which is what you are depressed about. So, here's a speed-like drug that will help you get skinny, but uh oh, the side effect is you can't sleep and have heartburn. So, here's a sleep aid pill to help you with that, and a heartburn pill for the other problem, but uh oh, they give you diarrhea and anal leakage. Wear diapers fatass."

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Reply to ksoth

Hey dude, he's an American ... but that doesn't make either of you right. You're implying that only Americans say that and that's horseshit ... you, clearly, are not well traveled ...

 ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields

Reply to Jake_Barnes

I didn't say only in America, but I said it just seems to be more prevalent in America because America, I believe, is the fattest nation on the planet.

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"There's more to life than profits."
"Like what?"
"Like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."
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yep, america is the fattest nation on the planet, and chicago is like the second or third fatest city, thats where i live. so you can imagine how many fat people i hear complaing about being fat while eating a bic mac and fries. "lets all go to subway to lose weight...but we'll load our sandwiches up with cheese and mayo and then get a big bag of chips and a 32 oz pepsi...yeah we're losing weight." or "i've been really good about sticking to my diet all week, so now im gonna celebrate by eating 2 pints of ice cream and watching TV while eating popcorn all weekend."

now to explain my 'americans annoy me' statement to those who are poor at reading comprehension.

by saying "americans annoy me" i mean that people who are american annoy me, its not an anti-american statement. an anti-american statement would list america itself as the reason for people's stupidity.

additionally, i never said that people in other countries dont say such things, i said 'americans annoy me' because americans are all i know. so how, pray-tell, would i judge another nation that i know nothing about?

and by saying 'americans annoy me' im not saying that ALL americans do this, but as mentioned above, statistically its americans who are fat...so they would be the ones complaining about it the most. i would highly doubt that a skinny guy would say 'i need to lose weight'...so that proves that by saying 'americans annoy me', logically i couldn't have been refering to all americans, as all are not fat, and was, in turn, talking about FAT americans. sorry you can't pick up on implied field parameters.

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I've got a can of kerosene,
I've got some bright ideas involving you and me.

Reply to Tavelkyosoba

DIE YOU UN-PATRIOTIC AMERICAN HATER DIE!

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Reply to Snorkius

Gotta really love the people who drink diet sodas with their jumbo sized bacon ultimate cheeseburgers and fries.

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"There's more to life than profits."
"Like what?"
"Like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."
<A HREF="http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/707/slurpees.mov" target="_new">South Park</A>

Reply to ksoth

"DIE YOU UN-PATRIOTIC AMERICAN HATER DIE!"

right, because by saying i hate stupid people im unpatriotic and by saying i hate hypocrits im an american hater. have fun in fantasy world.

well...unless of course you're admiting to the united states of american being stupid and hypocritical...you kinda shot yourself in the foot there. way to go. *pat on the back*

ksoth: LOL!! or what about people who go to Culver's right after going to the gym...hahaha

I've got a book of matches,
I've got a can of kerosene,
I've got some bright ideas involving you and me.Edited by tavelkyosoba on 07/16/04 05:58 PM.

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