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Ned_Flanders   07-20-2004 at 11:38:28 PM

<A HREF="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20040720/en_nm/people_jackson_dc" target="_new">Michael Jackson to be Father of Quadruplets</A>

This guy is crazy!

<A HREF="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040720/mdf411890.jpg" target="_new">This about sums up my expression when I read this!</A>

<font color=blue>My <font color=red>dick</font color=red> is so big, that my <font color=red>dick</font color=red> has a <font color=red>dick</font color=red>. And my <font color=red>dicks' dick</font color=red> is bigger than yours.</font color=blue>

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Confoundicator   07-20-2004 at 11:54:21 PM
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1. It terrifies me that this man/woman/thing is reproducing.

2. I can't believe there are women who will sleep with him/her/it <i>and</i> bear his children.

3. See point #1.

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it, hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart. -C.S. Lewis

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eden   07-21-2004 at 01:24:04 AM
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He's so adorable in that pic!

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phial   07-21-2004 at 01:32:25 AM
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those poor children are going to grow up to be disturbed souls

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ksoth   07-21-2004 at 01:41:04 AM
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I dunno... Better Michael Jackson has 6 kids than Jaquila from Compton....

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eden   07-21-2004 at 01:42:29 AM
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Who's Jaquila?

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dhlucke   07-21-2004 at 01:58:14 AM
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I think he meant Tarisha

<i><font color=blue>Edited by Scamtron on 10/11/01 09:58 PM

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ksoth   07-21-2004 at 02:29:26 AM
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Or Demshaquala. You know, Darnell's girl.

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<font color=red>"Like what?"</font color=red>
"Like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."
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dhlucke   07-21-2004 at 02:45:12 AM
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Naw! Darnell was shacking up with Sheleta! What happened?

<i><font color=blue>Edited by Scamtron on 10/11/01 09:58 PM

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ksoth   07-21-2004 at 03:58:50 AM
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He caught Sheleta sucking Jamal's cock, so he dumped that bitch.

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<font color=red>"Like what?"</font color=red>
"Like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."
<A HREF="http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/707/slurpees.mov" target="_new">South Park</A>

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Snorkius   07-21-2004 at 12:06:19 PM
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-Hello everybody, I'm Prince Michael the 1, and I'm an alcoholic..
-Hi Prince!

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Confoundicator   07-21-2004 at 04:21:57 PM
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So now Michael Jackson is claiming the story is bullsh<i></i>it, but the newspaper that reported it is standing by it saying they have reliable sources. Scandelous.

<A HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5467193/" target="_new">Clicky</A>

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it, hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart. -C.S. Lewis

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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 07:13:03 PM
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Quote :

Hello everybody, I'm Prince Michael the 1, and I'm an alcoholic..
-Hi Prince!


"Hi Son" [/Michael Jackson]

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 07:16:50 PM
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Does your sig mean that you have white stuff draining back out of your ass?

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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 08:02:41 PM
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...yes. It's a medical problem to be sure, but it has its bonuses

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:04:10 PM
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You've been hanging out with Eden, haven't you?

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:06:50 PM
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More like Eden's been hanging out of him. :eek:

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:13:37 PM
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Quite right. Disturbing, but right.

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:15:00 PM
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I felt a bit queasy just typing it out.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 08:24:46 PM
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at least he calls me Nancy! :lol:

(why do I feel that this thread will haunt me for the rest of my THG days?)

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:36:54 PM
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So many things haunt us Ned. Just when you think they've been forgotten, someone (Auburn usually) will pop up to remind you exactly what you said, much to everyones amusement.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:46:38 PM
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LOL

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:48:31 PM
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You know it's true.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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RCPilot   07-21-2004 at 08:57:22 PM
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In a heartbeat!! [shrug]



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 08:57:24 PM
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--*tightens slip knot around neck*

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 09:13:25 PM
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Want me to kick that chair away for you?

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 09:14:04 PM
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Sleeps in the knife drawer, does our Auburn.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 09:19:35 PM
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no thanks, I think I've got....*cough / splutter*

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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eden   07-21-2004 at 09:24:41 PM
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*sneaks in on the hung Ned, takes his "man cash purse" and runs away*

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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 10:13:12 PM
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Hey, no one steals from Ned!
--*Ned un-does the Slipknot and runs after Eden...*

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 10:14:00 PM
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Don't do it Ned, that's just what he wants.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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eden   07-21-2004 at 10:14:19 PM
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*throws it to Rob who seems to enjoy man cash purses.*

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 10:15:51 PM
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...*gives Eden a thousand yard stare, and gives great thought to twatting him again with the baseball bat*...

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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eden   07-21-2004 at 10:17:25 PM
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*puts halo on head, puts on glasses, sits on the floor*

You wouldn't hit an angel down with glasses now would you? :evil:

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Ned_Flanders   07-21-2004 at 10:40:02 PM
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--*catches up with Eden*
I would!
<font color=red>--*BANG!*</font color=red>

<font color=blue><font color=red>Milk</font color=red> my <font color=red>ass</font color=red>, and call me <font color=red>Nancy</font color=red>!</font color=blue>

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RCPilot   07-21-2004 at 10:47:41 PM
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Consider your self hit... That deer in the headlight look, will do nothing to stop Rob!!! :smile:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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mrface   07-21-2004 at 11:47:06 PM
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***sharpens the nail on Rob's bat***



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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 12:33:11 AM
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Only when she tells me to.

Wait! NO! I'm not whipped! I do what I want, when I want in my house!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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WingDing   07-22-2004 at 04:39:04 AM
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Sure, sure you do...*patronising pat on back*...

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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 04:43:50 AM
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There's a great song on local radio about a guy who's all man of the house, but really isn't. I'll have to find the lyrics. Stuff like:

I wear the pants around this house....just as soon as I'm done with the laundry.

And I can have sex ANYtime....that you want to.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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WingDing   07-22-2004 at 05:29:50 AM
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Sounds familiar...

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