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Tom_Smart   07-21-2004 at 05:02:40 PM

Gf's new dog is here and I'm far too busy running around after the little [-peep-] to read let alone post. Back soon when the thing has grown a bit.

Stadium of light and Urs Meier still couldn’t see.

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 05:25:05 PM
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Hey now, that's no excuse. See exhibit A (me).

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ironmike   07-21-2004 at 05:37:43 PM
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AHHHHH this is not one of them wee little doggies with a pink collar is it Tom . I will try to help you also as i did another forum member . STAY AWAY FROM THE DOGGIE , it a devious trap she's set for you . She is attempting to civilize you . :smile:

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RCPilot   07-21-2004 at 05:43:10 PM
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You just made Auburn's day.. :smile:



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ironmike   07-21-2004 at 05:49:17 PM
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Yes RC , he appears to have lots of company now . :smile: .... Me thinks it's the end of single life for Tomsmart .

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RCPilot   07-21-2004 at 06:15:32 PM
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You don't mean he's being domesticated, do you... :eek:



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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 06:38:57 PM
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I'll have you know that Piper is now wearing a blue and orange Auburn collar. At least I won a battle, there.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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ironmike   07-21-2004 at 06:39:03 PM
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You don't mean he's being domesticated, do you...


Yes , it's in progress . IronMike rule#18 . The female must change the caricture of the male to her perseption of what he should be . Tom is being molded to what she thinks he should be . The doggie trick is a age old way to do this . It teaches the male to be controlled ( molded to her specifications ) . You must take care of the doggie , you must be nice to the doggie , you must not kill the doggie , etc. . They have a secret book that i have confiscated ( i think i am the only male that has one ) , it started in grade school and in the college level they call it ...I a woman 101 . A very secret society that i have penatrated to reveal there secrets . It's dangerous work for me as they have a hit order out on me even as we speak . Thats why i live in the country so i can keep security high . :smile:

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 06:44:20 PM
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Ah, but now that means you've got to walk her and scrape all her turds off the pavement. Hope'll be the one with her feet up chugging beer while you're on doggie detail in the pouring rain.



<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 06:49:37 PM
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Ummm....no.

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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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RobD   07-21-2004 at 06:54:29 PM
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Just you wait until you get home, you'll be gagging to take her outisde in her Auburn collar, while Hope waves you off on the doorstep. Then she'll swiftly be turning the TV over from some soppy soap bollocks to the sportscentre and popping a cold beer.

Role reversal in full effect. :evil:

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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ironmike   07-21-2004 at 06:56:45 PM
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I'll have you know that Piper is now wearing a blue and orange Auburn collar. At least I won a battle, there


Auburn , you are in very dangerous territory . It don't matter what color clothing the doggies wearing , it's that he is wearing clothing ! He's a doggie remember , not a person . By allowing a doggie to wear clothing the whole idea of nature has been preverted . :smile: ...Yes you and Tomsmart are under direct attack . Alas it appears things have progressed to the end stages and there seams to be no way you will experiance a comeback .....There has been many a male ( all ) that has fallen to that level . Just think , do you think the Auburn football players would be proud of you with a doggie dressed up in clothing ( even though the choice of colors would be to their likeing ) . I Hope this helps you . :smile: :eek:

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 07:08:40 PM
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LALALALALALALA!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 07:09:43 PM
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It's not clothing, it's a collar. I wouldn't consider a collar to be clothing unless I was some punk teenage kid. Maybe from New York.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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RobD   07-21-2004 at 07:15:46 PM
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It's the start of a long slippery slope my friend.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 07:42:46 PM
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You guys seem like you're under the impression that I'm some sort of p-whipped married guy.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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RobD   07-21-2004 at 07:49:09 PM
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Under the impression, us? No. Stating it as fact, yes.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 07:54:00 PM
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A perfect case of takes-one-to-know-one, Mr. I-gotta-sneak-extra-beer-into-the-shopping-cart-too. :wink:

Well, this p-whipped married guy got laid last night. Who else did? Show of hands? Hmm, that few, huh? OK, I'm not worried.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 07:57:29 PM
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Damn, you got me there. Fair one.

And yes, I did actually. Was kind of hoping for a little bit more tonight, but wifey has just gone to the movies.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:03:09 PM
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Exxxxxxcellent. She a movies junkie, too?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:10:10 PM
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Yeah, if it's a film I don't fancy, then she goes with either her mom or her best friend. Also helps that my mobile phone company run a promo every Wednesday whereby you buy one ticket and get the other free, so she's getting in half price effectively.

Around the World in 80 days is the movie. Didn't much fancy that, so I'll drop some gratuitous violence on DVD on later.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:15:43 PM
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Gawd, Hope would go every focking day if she could. We could walk there from that last apartment, but now we're 20-25 minutes away from the nearest. Kinda glad.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:23:51 PM
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Before we were married, we'd go at least once a week. After that though, sometimes it'd be months before we'd go. Couple of years ago they built a 14 screen mulitplex about 2 miles from us, so we got back in the habit. Now it's getting back to every week, or at least it is for her. And she never ever sees a shite film. I do, frequently the same film as her, but oh no, not the wifey.

Went to see Shrek 2 last week, and 'cos it's virtually a kids film, over here the trailers have to match the certificate of the main film. So all the trailers are for total bollocks for kids. I'm sitting there going "What a crock of shite that looks" and she's all "Aww, I think it looks nice". Nearly spat my drink out a couple of times.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:43:18 PM
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I've gotta remember and post a pic of Pooper, err, I mean, Piper one of these days.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 08:50:00 PM
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If it's a picture of you cuddling her, then all remaining credability will soon fly out the window.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   07-21-2004 at 08:55:01 PM
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Nah. She'll be naked, though.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   07-21-2004 at 09:17:36 PM
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If you're taking naked photo's, then you've got the wrong model there.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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eden   07-21-2004 at 09:17:50 PM
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He's into doggie porn now.

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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 12:39:18 AM
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Hmm.....maybe I should post a pic of her taking a crap....

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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RCPilot   07-22-2004 at 12:45:14 AM
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*Blinks*



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WingDing   07-22-2004 at 04:34:03 AM
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Suddenly I'm interested in this thread...

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ironmike   07-22-2004 at 04:39:53 AM
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She'll be naked, though


Naked means without the doggie cloths . Ha ha ha see i told you . :smile:

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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 04:42:00 AM
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Yeah, and I told you a collar ain't no "clothes". Unless you're some punk, possibly gothic teenager. Possibly from New York.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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ironmike   07-22-2004 at 04:42:26 AM
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RC Tomsmart has'nt been back all day , him and his new best friend ( GFs doggie ) must of had a busy day ha ha ha . :smile:

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ironmike   07-22-2004 at 04:47:22 AM
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Are you saying that piper has never had any form of doggie cloths on her , beside a collar ..... I don't even know what that gothic stuff is ....... :smile:

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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 04:48:38 AM
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Unless you consider the bows Hope managed to stick on her ears for about 5 seconds clothes.....then nope, she runs around naked all the time.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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ironmike   07-22-2004 at 05:03:14 AM
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Hummmmm bows could be constituted as clothing , but yes you might not be gone as far as preveouslly thought . Now though i know what to get you for your birthday present i missed . Do they have sizes in them , like , motcho dog , average dog , wee little bit dog ( that could be a wannabe dog also ), etc . ......Hay wheres ole Jeffry at , wanted to ask him if the cards bought that broom at his home depot place ....sweep , sweep , sweep .... :smile:

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mrface   07-22-2004 at 05:03:28 AM
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are you saying flamey is a punk gothic kid?

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ironmike   07-22-2004 at 05:07:40 AM
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Hay don't worry about that P. whipped stuff , where all that way ha ha ha . Edens even P. whipped and he don't even know if he likes it or not ha ha ha . PhukeFace is that gothic stuff where you dress like dracula and stuff ?

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mrface   07-22-2004 at 05:17:17 AM
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i think so.

ya know black hair and black mascara and pale face

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ironmike   07-22-2004 at 05:23:06 AM
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Sorta like the munsters . Hay thats allright i used to like that show ha ha ha . I think i did see something about that on the news one time . Flammy could be that big munster ha ha ha . :smile:

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eden   07-22-2004 at 07:08:43 AM
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Flamey's no gothic kid.

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Tom_Smart   07-22-2004 at 11:05:51 AM
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It is one of the worlds gayest dogs a, cocker!. No chance of a pink collar though. She, (Lottie) can't remember her full kennel club name, is sleeping for a while so I get some time for myself. Just in process of replastering a few rooms so the house is not exactly puppy friendly with exposed mains wires all over the place, so shee needs constant watching.

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dhlucke   07-22-2004 at 11:11:15 AM
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You have to post a pic of your dog. One of it licking your face.

You'll be infamous!

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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 01:51:46 PM
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Well, he's definitely a punk NY kid, and he recently talked about gothic chicks being hot.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 01:54:06 PM
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There is one plan to get her clothes, though. A doggie Auburn football jersey, which they do sell around here, to put on her during games. That would be cool.

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Hay wheres ole Jeffry at , wanted to ask him if the cards bought that broom at his home depot place ....sweep , sweep , sweep ....


LMAO


<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 01:59:40 PM
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I'll see what I can do.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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mrface   07-22-2004 at 02:14:40 PM
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A doggie Auburn football jersey


now thats just gay.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 02:22:12 PM
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Aww, man, come on. That's kind of cool.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Auburn9698   07-22-2004 at 02:27:11 PM
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Now THIS is gay:

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Who needs women, join uuuuuuuuus......

We will make sure everything is better with the rise of the Dickdom!

No more breasts, all flatware from now on. You know it's the right way, join uuuuuuuus!


-Eden


<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
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