Let's go back a bit...

Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
When a timber cracked and men started cryin'
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John




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And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a miner yelled out "There's a light up above!"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save-Big John


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Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
**At the bottom of this mine lies a BIG BIG man** Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)







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I'm 15, I know who he's talking about.

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Banned?!

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Did you hear? They bottled the last coors today. Soon you'll have to go dry.

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what?! Hmpf, coors rocks!

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Especially coming from the DA.

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My gosh man , you trully are the Anti Christ . It's time to repent . ...

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I think Fredi is dead. Or married. Same difference.

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They'll be gone by morning rise if all goes well with the OTHER forum's traffic!

It's called nature's own miracles....no one needs to put any effort!

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Say what?

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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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Ah, they weren't dup. posts.. You had to read them verse by verse... It went awry, so they're gone...



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RC how are you doing? Any better with the medicine you're having to take?




If thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. Romans: Chapter10 vs 9

Well, I survived the ass reaming I got today!!!

Don't have to do that for another 5 years now...

I have color photos of the inside of my colon as well!!!

<b><i>Oops, sorry... </i></b>

The Dr is going to make me take a upper now. Only because I take Fosamax for my bones.. I don't know what that means.. He said I wouldn't have to take a sh-t kit this time though.. Don't know if they go down the throat or what on this one...

The anesthetic was great this time.. Some new stuff out. He gave me 2 shots in the IV, I said I feel a tad dizzy & was awake 30 minutes later. They even let me walk out of the hospital this time on my own, instead of being wheeled out!!! They said I couldn't drive today, but I'm pretty clear headed for being put down..



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<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by RCPilot on 07/27/04 06:13 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Sending Eden pics of your colon? That's like sending him an invitation to an ass reaming of a different kind...

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
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Don't know, man. Might as well get "Welcome" tattooed on your ass.

You're Coors'ing while on your meds again, aren't ya?

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"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

HA HA HA! The memories... I had my appendix out, and apparently while I was in my room afterwards, all doped up, I started talking to my parents about all the drugs (just pot) my friend and I did at college!! Two or three days later, one of them mentioned something like, "So, about all those drugs you did at college, did you enjoy it?" I was like "What the hell are you talking about?" They told me that I confessed pretty much everything while doped up! I called and told my friend (who is too chicken to post here) and he was none to happy with me!! The best was when we ran into him a few days later. My dad walked up behind him and put his hands on his shoulders. Buddy turned around, face went white as a sheet, eyes got huge! That was AWESOME!!

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I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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HAHA! Busted!

This perplexes me, though:

Too chicken to post? W...T...F is that about? How is that possible?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

That's never happened to me. I've been out a few times...

I've heard of it before though..

Too bad it happend to you, Huh...



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He reads it all but doesn't post? "Kick his ass, Seabass!" [/Dumb and Dumber]

Here's the link:
<A HREF="http://submissions.newsfilter.org/show.php?id=2295" target="_new">http://submissions.newsfilter.org/show.php?id=2295</A> (NOT work safe. Not even close.)



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{FTM}<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 07/29/04 07:15 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

wine em dine em 69 em. thats what his hat says at least.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Yea, me too.. Maybe in real life, they don't talk in conversations either!!!



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Gotta say one thing, though....if he waltzes in here with a username like Jefs_Friend, I'm gonna puke.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

KBear.

And before you start, it isn't any gayer than Auburn, so STFU before you start.... =o)



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I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

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