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zpyrd   08-03-2004 at 02:16:14 AM

women robots for sex, cleaning and cooking?

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 02:24:51 AM
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rosie from the jetsons?

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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phial   08-03-2004 at 02:26:16 AM
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Rosie, but she would have to have plastic-realistic feeling flesh, have a vagina/nice breasts and a sexy voice

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 02:30:41 AM
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lmao

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phial   08-03-2004 at 02:31:54 AM
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she would have to be easy too :D

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eden   08-03-2004 at 03:11:35 AM
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It would quite the thing: Rosie, clean the floor!

Then you ram it from the behind as she cleans. Twice the performance really!

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dhlucke   08-03-2004 at 03:17:37 AM
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Ok, this is where I draw the line. You guys are nerds!

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phial   08-03-2004 at 03:22:04 AM
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coming from someone who has been playing Freelancer every waking hour of this past weekend, and running to the PC as soona s you get off work to play until you absolutely HAVE to goto bed for work the next day. youve even put off showering, sitting in your office chair wallowing in your own stench


im disgusted

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 03:22:41 AM
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why?

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 03:27:56 AM
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lmao!!!

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dhlucke   08-03-2004 at 03:36:02 AM
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Dude, it was 1am. I didn't smell that great at 1am! I'm at work now and smell like roses.

You're so dead!

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 03:38:25 AM
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u smell like shi<b></b>t anyways dude

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dhlucke   08-03-2004 at 03:43:37 AM
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*sniffle*



*sobs*

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eden   08-03-2004 at 03:44:14 AM
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Spoken like a true man.

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 03:45:06 AM
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heheh

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phial   08-03-2004 at 03:49:37 AM
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your a geek too, dont you laugh

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eden   08-03-2004 at 03:50:39 AM
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Am....I?

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phial   08-03-2004 at 03:51:25 AM
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are.. you?


AHAHAHAHAAOAOAOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHA




gg binary boy

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 03:52:38 AM
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no im a nerd. nerds have a life, geeks dont.

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phial   08-03-2004 at 03:53:57 AM
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oh I see now. haha.


im a cool geek

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 03:54:33 AM
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lmao@

Quote :


binary boy



AHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMAOROFLMAOROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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phial   08-03-2004 at 03:56:43 AM
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haha :)




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eden   08-03-2004 at 04:11:29 AM
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Snif...

*goes crying into the mist*

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eden   08-03-2004 at 04:11:51 AM
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I'll get you buttbanger!

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eden   08-03-2004 at 04:12:00 AM
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And you!

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eden   08-03-2004 at 04:12:46 AM
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And especially YOOOOUUUU!

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mrface   08-03-2004 at 04:12:47 AM
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no u wont

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eden   08-03-2004 at 04:13:27 AM
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Yes I will. Don't contradict my words, stoooooop it, you're mean!!! :frown:

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Grizely1   08-03-2004 at 05:07:41 AM
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osie, but she would have to have plastic-realistic feeling flesh, have a vagina/nice breasts and a sexy voice



what about a nice , fleshy ass?

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eden   08-03-2004 at 06:50:21 AM
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Robots may electrocute your wanker. That may not work in favor of pleasure more than torture and psychological destruction.

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zpyrd   08-03-2004 at 07:38:18 AM
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It won't hurt if they run on a 12V supply.

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eden   08-03-2004 at 07:41:34 AM
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May vibrate. But imagine a robot's hard metal squeezing in mercilessly on your wanker. Ouch.

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zpyrd   08-03-2004 at 07:43:16 AM
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Who said they had to be made of metal?
I'm thinking of an animated Real Doll.

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eden   08-03-2004 at 07:49:36 AM
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I see. But behind that flesh, it has to be mecanic.

Think inside the box doc!

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zpyrd   08-03-2004 at 07:54:10 AM
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Only one bone goes inside the box.

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eden   08-03-2004 at 08:15:01 AM
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True.

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SoDNighthawk   08-03-2004 at 09:18:28 AM
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They are nerds with a plan however my wife thinks I cheat on her with my computer already so how are we going to get fembots into the family kitchen ?

If the woman have thier way and they always do we are going to end up with guybots that look like that fellow on www.askjeeves.com and hes going to have a foot long dong he can buff floors with and our woman.

How many woman have been sucked into Mr.Clean comercials already ? Millions just imagine if we end up getting fully functional 6 foot tall robot basterds in the kitchen!! He will fook the chit out of all our woman and he wont call them fat when they are getting some from behind and have their heads inside the fridge door.

P.S if any woman read this I am not responsable for the content and will take the 5th......Even if you know it would be all true!!

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SoDNighthawk   08-03-2004 at 09:21:09 AM
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P.S !! What Biotch widened this post up like that ?

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TeeTewl   08-03-2004 at 10:46:14 AM
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you need to research the word "geek" they bit the head off live chickens in days gone by...you geek

The truth is out there...and unfortunately so are the LIES

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WingDing   08-03-2004 at 10:48:31 AM
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Spoken by one whose qualifications on the subject are beyond question.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Grizely1   08-03-2004 at 06:07:42 PM
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twas the wonderful <b>[-peep-] FACE</b>

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eden   08-03-2004 at 09:32:06 PM
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Uhhh....o......k....?

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Auburn9698   08-03-2004 at 09:34:19 PM
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Wow....this thread is sad!

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zpyrd   08-04-2004 at 02:38:30 AM
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That's what happens when Eden invades.

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WingDing   08-04-2004 at 10:13:47 AM
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I thought you liked it when Eden 'invades'. And you're sad when he 'withdraws'.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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phial   08-04-2004 at 11:48:24 AM
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it depends on how rapidly he does it



"harder harder!"

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WingDing   08-04-2004 at 12:10:36 PM
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Stop it, you'll get Dhlucke all aroused.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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phial   08-04-2004 at 01:15:15 PM
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it doesnt take much.. hes such a slut

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WingDing   08-04-2004 at 04:36:10 PM
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True, true....even the thought of a naked, oiled Svol gave him wood.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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phial   08-04-2004 at 05:18:26 PM
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he always says to me on msn - "hey phial, guess what, Im typing with only one hand.. "


but common, you cant blame him for the Svol thing.
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