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SICKEST F<i></i>UCKIN TREK EVER! WOOHOOOOOO! Just got back from my 2 week trek in Yellowstone National Park and the Teetons. We had 60 pound packs (and the first day KILLED even tho it was only 8 miles). Next day we went up this place called Electric Peak, over 11000 foot elevation (and not much of a trail at the top, had to almost rock climb). Next few days were 14 mile + days and we had several adventures. One day we got to camp earlier than expected, so we carried a fallen tree across a river and made a (damn unstable) bridge. Crossed it to go exploring when we get to a little island that had a big patch of bushes and we get a little cautious. Threw a rock in there, no stirring. Right as we're about to throw another rock the bushes start to rustle and lo and behold a bear....2 of the guys bailed like no other hehe. Meanwhile (I being the idiot I am) was in front with 2 other guys. We walked away slowly and jetted over the bridge hehe. After some time we got out of Yellowstone and headed over to the Teetons. We camped in Death Canyon Plateau, about 10,000 foot elevation. That was sick. Next day we went over a realll steep and tight mountain pass, some parts 1 wrong step and u were risking falling off basically a cliff.
I gotta say I am officially fat tho, some days I managed to eat 6 energy bars, tons of oatmeal and hot cocoa, a stick of pepperoni and half a jar of peanut butter, and 5 bowls of soup or pasta and "dessert" (that invariably tasted bad and gave u even worse sh<i></i>its). Hehe, air is so thick at sea level...I feel like superman! :tongue: .
I'll be making a website with lots of pics, may even send some info of this trek to Boy's Life magazine, so when the website is up I'll show ya'll.
Damn that was fun, wish it wasn't over.

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I see dead people.

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Nice stuff there Flamey!

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SICKEST [-peep-] TREK EVER!


Did you get sick? Was it diahrea?

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WOOHOOOOOO!


What are you screaming about?

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Just got back from my 2 week trek in Yellowstone National Park and the Teetons.


What are the teetons?

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We had 60 pound packs


Did you actually weight them?

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(and the first day KILLED even tho it was only 8 miles


How do you know it was 8 miles? Did you have a GPS with you?

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Next day we went up this place called Electric Peak, over 11000 foot elevation (and not much of a trail at the top, had to almost rock climb).


Do you have any links?

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Next few days were 14 mile + days and we had several adventures.


Did you do these adventures on purpose? Do you have any video? How do you know it was 14+ miles? Did you measure it out with a yard stick or a chalk roller thingy?

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One day we got to camp earlier than expected, so we carried a fallen tree across a river and made a (damn unstable) bridge.


What day? What time were you expected? What time did you actually get there? Who is we? What fallen tree? You didn't cut down a tree I hope! You're screwing up the ozone layer! Why didn't you make the bridge stable?

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Crossed it to go exploring when we get to a little island that had a big patch of bushes and we get a little cautious.


What was the name of the island? Why was it little? Was it erosion? What kind of bushes? Why were you cautious? Was it the bushes that scared you?

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Threw a rock in there, no stirring


Where did you get the rock from? How big was it? Who threw it in the bushes? What did you think was in the bushes? Are you gay?

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Right as we're about to throw another rock the bushes start to rustle and lo and behold a bear....2 of the guys bailed like no other hehe


What kind of a dumbnuts throws rocks at a bear? What kind of bear? How old was it? What guys bailed? What's so funny about this?

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Meanwhile (I being the idiot I am) was in front with 2 other guys.


Why are you an idiot? Why were you in front of the other 2 guys. So was there only 5 of you to start with? It wasn't a fellowship? Did you have a bear suit to do battle with this bear? Do you think you could have taken him?

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We walked away slowly and jetted over the bridge hehe.


Why did you walk away slowly and then run over the bridge? Why didn't you run from the start or just walk across the bridge?

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After some time we got out of Yellowstone and headed over to the Teetons.


How do you know? Did you have a map? Did you have a cell phone with you? What time was it?

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We camped in Death Canyon Plateau, about 10,000 foot elevation.


Why is it called Death Canyon Plateau? Isn't that an oxymoron? Did anyone die? How did you know the altitude? Did you bounce a signal off a satelite?

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That was sick


Did you vomit or spit mud? Did you have a fever? How high?

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Next day we went over a realll steep and tight mountain pass, some parts 1 wrong step and u were risking falling off basically a cliff.
I gotta say I am officially fat tho, some days I managed to eat 6 energy bars, tons of oatmeal and hot cocoa, a stick of pepperoni and half a jar of peanut butter, and 5 bowls of soup or pasta and "dessert" (that invariably tasted bad and gave u even worse shits). Hehe, air is so thick at sea level...I feel like superman!.
I'll be making a website with lots of pics, may even send some info of this trek to Boy's Life magazine, so when the website is up I'll show ya'll.
Damn that was fun, wish it wasn't over.


I think you should get that fixed.

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Hmm, the D.A. seems to be on overtime pay right now.

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lol yeah. A guy actually got killed by a bear in the Teetons right when we were there, they dragged his body out wednesday. Luckily I read about it and didnt have to help with the dragging!

O, and yeah, we were 7 people, 5 out of those 7 got sick pretty bad (vioxx + ibuprofin flew like crazy). Some badass virus that took u out for a day...I am happy to say *knock on wood* that I didn't get sick from it.

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Can you answer my post?

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Reply to dhlucke
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ROFL!

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Reply to RobD
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At least a daft brit wanker appreciates my posts!

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Reply to dhlucke
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Hey! Who you calling daft?! :eek:

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Reply to RobD
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I lub yu man!

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Reply to dhlucke
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Ed.... Eden, is that you......?

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Reply to RobD
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No, Eden is busy sniffing his Dad's semen.

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Reply to dhlucke

He never mentioned that in the park you have to bag your own shiit your not allowed to leave human feces on the trail or in the bush.

Bear might step in it Eewww human shiit!!

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Reply to SoDNighthawk
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AARRRRGGHHHHH! :eek:

I need a lie down now.. :frown:

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Reply to RobD
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Anyways, I just heard about this guy tonight who got attacked by a bear so he made a special "mech" suit to fight the bears with.

Points to the first guy who can find a downloadable video. Apparently this guy has brawled with a kodiak bear.

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Reply to dhlucke

I like your style, man :smile:

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing

I have been lying down for some time since I got back from the lake.

I need much more exercise then I get every weekend to stay in top shape.

41 things catch up to you my right shoulder and arm turned into concrete the day after I got back. Throwing half ounce spinner baits for 2 days off 7 foot fishing rods.

I was right back into the pain killers and deep cold gel on the neck and shoulder. To top that off I got a migraine and just now got my head back enough to do some online reading.

I will sleep when I am dead I guess.

It's true about the shiits he had to bag them you cant leave waste of any kind in the park. Must have been something other then peanut butter he was eating who wants to carry 40 pounds of liquid waste around ? anyone any takers at all ?

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

Spam in a can hmmm

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Reply to SoDNighthawk
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Thanks wingy! I wub yu tu!

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Reply to dhlucke

I wub myself as well :wink:

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Reply to SoDNighthawk
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Shhh! The baby is sleeping!

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Reply to dhlucke

Sorry

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Reply to SoDNighthawk
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Alas, I know all about bagging up your shite and taking it with you. One of the more delightful aspects of my army training. Coupled with hefty doses of Diacalm to bung you up good and proper.

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Reply to RobD

I rather generously offer to personally bung you up good and proper.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Tempting though your offer is, I think I may just decline on this occasion.

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Reply to RobD

As on every other occassion :frown:

...*shuffles away, rejected*...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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LOSER!

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Reply to dhlucke

...*cries silently*...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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...*laughs loudly*...

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Reply to RobD

...*comforts myself with a naked Keith Chegwin photo*...

Actually that's a bit too much for a Friday morning.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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It's a bit too much for any morning really. Chegwin has the perfect face for radio.

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Reply to RobD

He has the perfect face for a glassing. As does Gary Wilmot.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Thank f*ck he's no longer on TV.

Then you've got that twat Bobby Davro.

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Reply to RobD

Yeah, he needs his head shutting in a door. Knob end.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Did you see that clip of him doing that dive into a swimming pool? The one with the belly flop? Classic. Serves the great twonk right.

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Reply to RobD
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It's Tetons and zpyrd can tell you what that means in French...

The truth is out there...and unfortunately so are the LIES

Reply to TeeTewl

I always get him and Freddie Starr mixed up. Now what's the collective noun for crappy, unfunny British comedians?

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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A bunch of wankers, I shouldn't wonder.

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Reply to RobD

Ah yes, that's it. Lump in Barrymore and Jim Davidson in there.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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And there's room for plenty more, too. Les bleedin' Dennis get's in by default for never having actually being funny in the first place. Tosser.

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Reply to RobD

That was awesome. LMAO

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Reply to Auburn9698

How do you reckon Alexei Sayle would score?

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Reply to WingDing
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Tough call. Early Alexei would be safe, but he's gone a bit Ben Elton-ish these days, so he's got a foot in both camps really.

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Reply to RobD

Some of his Alexei Sayle's Stuff was classic.

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Reply to WingDing
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I agree, which is why I wish he'd go back to his old style, which won him so many plaudits.

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Reply to RobD
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Any normal man who doesn't know what Tetons in French means, must jump off a bridge, pronto!

Luckily I know all too well.



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Reply to eden
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Have you ever watched the video when you came out of your mom's stretched vagina? Did you like the liquid coming out and how did it taste? Just curious, since you got a good memory.

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I am happy to say *knock on wood* that I didn't get sick from it.



Di2o 3al khashab!

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Thank you. Thank you very much.

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