First, I know that those phones are/were marketed as smart phones. And my own "smart phone" had me just about decided, before the article btw, that I need to step up to a PDA/phone next time.
Second, why would I need to engage my brain when the artice is so obviously intended to be just entertaining as informational?
Third, if you feel that strongly about it, why not research and write your own article and submit it to Tom's?