Sorry to tell you this, my friend, but the CMOS circuitry on most motherboards is extremely suseptible to fatal damage due to esd! You've probably killed your motherboard. On the upside, motherboards are pretty cheap today. Next time, you might want to pay attention to those annoying warnings about grounding yourself before touching any electronic equipment. Also, you will want to reload everything for smoother operation after replacing the mb.
Good Luck Buddy!