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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 07:49:20 AM

I think Eden is responsible for his condition. Jake is now gay.

Wingy you're responsible for finding lots of nasty porn for him to watch. Auburn you will be in charge of his sports schedule. Phukface you're in charge of beer along with RobD who will be in charge of ice. Ksoth is in charge of testing the hookers for STDs and RC will be collecting keys so that none of us drive. We'll get GW to bounce and I'm collecting cover.

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 08:54:36 AM
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...*grabs ice bucket*...

Reporting for duty sir.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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ksoth   08-20-2004 at 08:56:31 AM
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I'll test 'em for STDs, but cuz they're for Jake I won't tell him the results. :)

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 08:58:57 AM
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I think we're too late. He's flipped out, and I don't think we can save him.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 12:51:45 PM
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My assortment of David Hasslehoff and Rubin Studdard p0rn is ready and waiting, sir.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:00:08 PM
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OK, I replaced his Friday Olympics schedule.

Old:
ATHLETICS
--Women's Discus Throw Qualifying Rounds, 2:30 p.m.
BADMINTON
--Women's Doubles Semifinals, 7 a.m.
FIELD HOCKEY
--Pool A Germany vs. South Africa, 11 a.m.
GYMNASTICS (TRAMPOLINE) <i>(They have this?!)</i>
--Qualification - 1st Routine, 9:30 a.m.
TABLE TENNIS
--Women's Doubles Gold Medal, 7 a.m.
SAILING
--Women's Single-handed Dinghy-Europe, 6:03 a.m.
TENNIS
--Women's Doubles Semifinals, 10:03 a.m.

New:
ATHLETICS
--Men's 400, Round 1, 2:20 p.m.
BASEBALL
--Field 2, Australia vs. Greece, 11:30 a.m.
--Field 1, Cuba vs. Netherlands, 12:30 p.m.
BOXING
--Lightweight (60kg), 7:31 a.m.
JUDO
--Men's 100kg-plus Gold Medal, 9:43 a.m.
SHOOTING
--Men's 50-meter Rifle Prone Final, 7:30 a.m.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:01:29 PM
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Stop influencing Wingy's porn selection!

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:02:02 PM
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Correction: </font color=red>MANLY PORN!

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 02:03:37 PM
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Ah, I see.

My collection of Rosanne Arnold Spreadeagled p0rn is now ready, sir.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:04:25 PM
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Look, bitch, you put me in charge of sports. I kept it all to morning/early-afternoon viewing, so he could take advantage of the evening hours when the better porn is on.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 08/20/04 07:06 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:08:02 PM
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Your sports schedule is perfect. Wingy is having problems with his task though.

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:09:09 PM
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Ok, we need you to select porn that normal men would watch. Can you do that? Not porn that Svol would watch. Not porn that Eden would watch. Comprende?

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 02:12:34 PM
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I'm thinking....





....*a tumbleweed rolls by*....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:15:48 PM
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Cool. If he gets time or wants to put picture-in-picture to use while he has porn on later, here's evening viewing.

Sportscenter 7:00 (ESPN) / NFL Live 7:00 (ESPN2)

MLB
--Cardinals-Pirates at 8:10

NFL
--Ravens-Eagles at 8:00.

BOXING
-- Friday Night Fights 9:00.

My work here is done.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 02:16:56 PM
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...*crickets chirping*...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:17:01 PM
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I might have to ask you to give wingy a hand. I know I suspected you of giving bad advice before but it turns out this is all wingy's doing. He's got bad porn taste. Who woulda thought?

</font color=red><i><font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS </font color=blue><font color=red>AMERICA

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:19:10 PM
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OK, but you'll have to wait til I get home. Checking porn schedules ain't gonna work from here.

All I've got for now is "Turn on the Playboy Channel."

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:20:59 PM
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You're way ahead of Wingy. Phew...

</font color=red><i><font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS </font color=blue><font color=red>AMERICA

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 02:26:14 PM
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...*delivers a truckload of hot Thai p0rn (including bi-curious teen sisters), shaven Vanessa Paradis p0rn, Drew Barrymore oral specials and a collector's edition DVD of Paris Hilton and Nicole Kidman getting it on*...

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:27:03 PM
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Finally.

[bullhorn]

Ok we're back on schedule!

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 02:28:11 PM
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Forget Jake, bring that bloody stuff over here ...*drools*...

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 02:31:02 PM
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For you, I have a special edition of Wendy Richards and Dot Cotton from Eastenders cucumbering each other....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:33:13 PM
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We'll thank you not to use the term "bloody" when referring to porn again any time soon.

And you and Wing were complaining about "yall".... Heh-heh.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:36:31 PM
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LOL!

Ok, that'll be $5 for a cup guys. Pay up!

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 02:37:44 PM
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...*grumble grumble grumble*... pedantic mofo ...*grumble grumble grumble*...

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:44:25 PM
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Sorry. Just bad imagery for sorry old yanks who aren't used to bloody-this and bloody-that everything.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:46:06 PM
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As if you don't hit it on flag of japan week anyways....

*sounds of a plunger with blood squishing out in all directions*

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 02:49:43 PM
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*Blinks*

[/RC]

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 02:51:35 PM
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Go on, you know you're interested....

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 02:55:52 PM
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Ummm .....err.... no thank you....

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:56:09 PM
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Oral sex on the rag is a no-no though.

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 02:57:34 PM
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Not for us it isn't.

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 02:58:14 PM
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Of course. That's obvious.

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WingDing   08-20-2004 at 03:02:56 PM
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It's all protien, you know.

:eek: I'm the good time that was had by all :eek:

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Jake_Barnes   08-20-2004 at 07:19:29 PM
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You people should be ashamed ... I was simply drinking beer and thought for a moment that it was Friday night and <b>Week-end Rules</b> were in effect ... and somehow got those confused with <b>RC Rules</b> ... with completely unintended consequences ... it's simply like driver conflicts ... or something ...

[/I demand compensation for another unauthorized use of my username ...]



<b> ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields </b>

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RCPilot   08-20-2004 at 07:28:34 PM
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<b>RC Rules</b> are the only rules around here!! :lol:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 07:34:24 PM
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Hey man, you worn out yet or what?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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Jake_Barnes   08-20-2004 at 07:34:45 PM
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Actually <b>RC Rules</b> and <b>Week-end Rules</b> are, for the most part, complementary ... In my case, however, there was this curious reaction ... maybe an accidental overdose or something ...

[/I'm better now ...]



<b> ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields </b>

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dhlucke   08-20-2004 at 07:35:02 PM
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*slow calming voice*

It's ok Jake. We're going to fix you.

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RCPilot   08-20-2004 at 07:37:37 PM
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I'm doin ok for sure... Taken the rest of the day off... Hell with it.. Coors:thirsty already today!!!! :wink:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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Jake_Barnes   08-20-2004 at 07:37:47 PM
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Oh, I saw the "plan" ... you <b>should</b> be ashamed ... the whole lot of you ...



<b> ...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol - W.C. Fields </b>

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 07:39:19 PM
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You make it to AYWF today?

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RCPilot   08-20-2004 at 07:41:34 PM
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Yea, they go hand in hand I'd say!!!

#1 Rule is: "Anytime, is always a good time, for a cold Coors beer!!!!




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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RCPilot   08-20-2004 at 07:47:23 PM
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Not yet.. :frown:

Going for supper with the Wife later... :eek:

She doesn't like going back & forth between the bar & AYWF though!! :frown:



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 07:49:50 PM
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Ooohh....Robbie said you wouldn't make it at all. Guess there's still time for him to be right. Redhead might change her might and put her foot down. Ooooo mmmmyyy.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RCPilot   08-20-2004 at 07:55:57 PM
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I saw it down there!! :wink:

It's not her favorite, that's for sure.. :frown:

I'll just "Roll with the punches" as they say!!!




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 08:03:13 PM
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$10 says if the Redhead doesn't wanna go, RC suddenly declares he has to go out for gas or something, anything....

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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RCPilot   08-20-2004 at 08:07:20 PM
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If that happens, She'll have to take me for steak then!!! :smile:





Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
<font color=red>{FMCD}</font color=red>

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Auburn9698   08-20-2004 at 08:09:52 PM
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Wonder if she considers a 2- or 3-hour gas-fetching trip to be suspicious....

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"I am not a role model." - Charles Barkley
{FTM}

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RobD   08-20-2004 at 08:38:25 PM
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Probably wouldn't be the first time for RC...

<font color=blue>"Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks" - Kryten </font color=blue>

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