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zpyrd   09-18-2004 at 07:01:23 PM

good porn video games? And how to get them?

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4ryan6   09-18-2004 at 11:34:09 PM
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You are really starved for entertainment aren't you ROFLMAO, try giving the big head control for awhile! :smile:

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zpyrd   09-19-2004 at 12:17:32 AM
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Well I actually put some thought into this.

There are dozens of games available that are first person shooter. These games are violent.
I don't understand why there are not any first person fvcker games available.
Why are violent video games ok? Why can't we have sex video games?

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jammydodger   09-19-2004 at 01:13:27 AM
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I don't understand why there are not any first person fvcker games available.


Because they would be crap?

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zpyrd   09-19-2004 at 01:31:30 AM
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Well how about roll play games?

Object to get two computer game characters to fvkc.

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ksoth   09-19-2004 at 01:44:26 AM
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A new Leisure Suit Larry just came out.

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zpyrd   09-19-2004 at 01:45:44 AM
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What's that? And link me if you can.

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4ryan6   09-19-2004 at 02:01:05 AM
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I don't understand why there are not any first person fvcker games available.



[spit coffee on monitor] Damn I think I hurt myself laughing with that one zpyrd! :smile:

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zpyrd   09-19-2004 at 02:13:24 AM
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Checked out Leisure Suit Larry.
That's the kind of game I'm looking for. But I want the game to have full hard core sex action.

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zpyrd   09-19-2004 at 02:17:00 AM
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Funny as it sounds. Its still a legit question.
If a 12 year old kid can go buy a violent video game why can't a sex starved married guy by a sex video game?

Half the Internet is fill with porn. 90% of Internet credit card purchases are for porn.
Seems to me a porn video game is a great idea.

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ksoth   09-19-2004 at 02:19:31 AM
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Before I used the internet, I was into BBSes. There was this ASCII game called "Studs" that we use to play a lot. You were a hooker, and you had to get money by getting Johns. Well, you could choose to take more money by not using a condom, but would risk getting syphillis or something. Stuff like that, it was funny. Total crap though. Man, must have been atleast 10 years ago.

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<font color=red>"Like what?"</font color=red>
"Like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."
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mrface   09-19-2004 at 03:02:34 AM
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heheh you were a manwhore...

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ksoth   09-19-2004 at 03:51:26 AM
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Actually you played as a woman. The dude version was called "Studettes."

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<font color=red>"Like what?"</font color=red>
"Like, you know, Slurpees and stuff."
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mrface   09-19-2004 at 03:54:55 AM
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ahh ok, lol.

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Spitfire_x86   09-19-2004 at 05:52:48 AM
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eden   09-19-2004 at 07:48:43 AM
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A bit ironic coming from you of all, but still, that's one game I never knew existed!

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eden   09-19-2004 at 07:50:07 AM
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May seem banal to you, but Duke Nukem 3D was one of those games you had some porn on the side. You don't just shoot, you take time to go to the peeler bar for some hot action!

Pay her right, and get her to flash you. Ahh gotta love pixelated boobs.

There's your FPS&F! :smile:

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Tom_Smart   09-19-2004 at 11:49:42 AM
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If I were Wingy then I might answer Tomb Raider

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