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Flamethrower205   09-20-2004 at 02:36:10 AM

Wow, I was getting real happy in my kitchen cause I was eating all sorts of meat and cheese and then this dish with fried veggies and fetta cheese. Even busted a move filling my plate for seconds. For desert I decided to try one of those Trix cereal bars. It tasted alright, but then I decided to drink some OJ. BAD IDEA. The fake milk in that stuff mixed with the OJ and made something that tasted vile, I barely could swallow it! Still got the taste in my mouth. Moral of the story: cereal bars + oj = no go.

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eden   09-20-2004 at 02:54:24 AM
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Advice taken.

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zpyrd   09-20-2004 at 03:34:03 AM
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You eat weird $hit.
I think you are from outer space.

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Flamethrower205   09-20-2004 at 03:48:55 AM
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Maybe, you wanna probe me big boy?

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zpyrd   09-20-2004 at 04:28:13 AM
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One chrome plated vibrator at the ready.

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Flamethrower205   09-20-2004 at 04:30:43 AM
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Do it, before wingy gets here!

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zpyrd   09-20-2004 at 04:32:09 AM
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It's a pocket rocket.

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Flamethrower205   09-20-2004 at 05:48:03 AM
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You know what's great? This morning I had morning glory and I stood sideways in the doorway, not letting my bro pass till he gave me some money. Mwahaha.

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zpyrd   09-20-2004 at 05:49:51 AM
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You're really twisted.
That would make Wingding proud.

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Flamethrower205   09-20-2004 at 05:56:58 AM
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That or a desperate hobo:)

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eden   09-20-2004 at 06:03:02 AM
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I prefer the latter.

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zpyrd   09-20-2004 at 06:59:25 AM
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Back on topic.....

When I lie down after eating a spicey hot beef samosa in my sleep I'll have a barf burp. It takes forever for the burn and taste of the stomach acid to go away.
It happens everytime I eat one. If I have one for dinner I'm guaranteed a barf burp in my sleep.
I wake up choking. I can drink antacid, milk, water, pop and eat food and nothing cuts the acid burn and taste.
My [-peep-]' eyes water, saliva pours. It's [-peep-]' awful.
But I keep eating samosas because they taste so [-peep-]' great.

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dhlucke   09-20-2004 at 08:17:42 AM
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You know what's great? This morning I had morning glory and I stood sideways in the doorway, not letting my bro pass till he gave me some money. Mwahaha.



That's gay. Really gay. Extremely gay.

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Crashman   09-20-2004 at 08:31:14 AM
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Try putting a teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of water, stir well, and drink it before the crystals settle to the bottom.

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zpyrd   09-20-2004 at 08:48:30 AM
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With my luck at 3am I'll put a teaspoon of Magic Baking Powder in my water. :lol:
I'll be the human volcano!

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BigMac   09-20-2004 at 09:30:10 AM
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Only have it with spicey hot beef samosas? If not you may need to seek medical attention as to what is causing the reflux. If you get reflux on a regular basis, it can result in permanent inflammation of the gullet, which may lead to gullet cancer ultimately if it's not treated.

There's medication that will allow you to hold on to most of your (undoubtedly disgusting) eating habits. I had regular reflux probs because of a diaphragmatic hernia, medication is working like a charm. Of course it's recommended that you change eating habits somewhat as well (like not stuffing yourself before going to bed).


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RobD   09-20-2004 at 09:44:16 AM
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That's just about the most focked up thing I've ever heard.

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Crashman   09-20-2004 at 10:18:57 AM
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LOL, kind of hard to mix up baking soda with baking powder. Baking soda is a base and does nice things to acids.

If you KNOW you're going to have acid reflux, you could try drinking a glass BEFORE you go to bed.

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RCPilot   09-20-2004 at 10:42:55 AM
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I do baking soda regularly.. Best / cheapest antacid I've ever found / taken. Folk Medicine works every time.. :smile:



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Crashman   09-20-2004 at 12:29:05 PM
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Damn you're up early!

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RCPilot   09-20-2004 at 01:21:03 PM
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LOL

I had heart burn.. Had to get up & do some baking soda.. :lol:



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BigMac   09-20-2004 at 02:53:01 PM
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If you KNOW you're going to have acid reflux, you could try drinking a glass BEFORE you go to bed.


Actually that is pretty stupid advice, without knowing what is causing the reflux. If you have a diaphragmatic hernia it is the worst thing you can do, because it will guarantee reflux when you lie down. In such cases you need to take medicine well in advance which will reduce stomach fluids. If I go stand on my head, my stomach fluids are guaranteed to flow back into my mouth (whether it's stomach acid, or the water I just drank), because the mechanism to block these fluid streams is not working properly.

If it's just caused by specific sensitivity to particular food, your advice might very well work. That is why you need a diagnosis of what is going on, before trying out random medicines.

After I was diagnosed with the diaphragmatic hernia I've slept in a tilted bed for a while (feet end lowered, head end elevated) and that worked quite well. Once the medication was in effect, I've leveled the bed again as it's working well enough without the bed tilt and it caused some other (hilarious) side effects as it was a 2 person bed :smile:


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Crashman   09-20-2004 at 06:47:14 PM
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It's not stupid advice if we already know his problem is caused by sensitivity to a specific food! And that's what he stated.

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Flamethrower205   09-20-2004 at 09:40:59 PM
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That happens randomly to me, except it's not usually from spicy food. Happened once from a banana! It's terrible, and as u said, u gotta wait it out. Milk does nothing and I ain't drinkin baking soda.

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zpyrd   09-21-2004 at 02:05:02 AM
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I use to have a lot of reflux when I was drinking 2l of Coke a day. Since I quite drinking Coke (the caffeine was giving me really bad headaches) the reflux went away.
It only happens now when I eat the hot curry beef samosa.
Since it doesn't happen with all spicy foods I think its the curry mixture used in the samosas I like.
They're probably too hot because they burn going down and they burn coming out my ass. Probably a food I should stay away from. I eat them about once a month.

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eden   09-21-2004 at 04:20:16 AM
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Even after yet another ultrasound and x-ray test of my chest and lungs, there has been no trace of what is causing those occasional stomach spasms. Been more than 2 years and nothing ever has come out from tests.

Just plain weird. :eek:

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zpyrd   09-21-2004 at 05:18:21 AM
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Emotional stress can do really weird things to your body.
Not to mention our health system sucks. You would have to cough up blood before one of our doctors orders an upper GI exam.

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eden   09-21-2004 at 06:36:58 PM
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Yeah very likely to be an emotional stress, psychosomatic.

My grandma had an operation to do yesterday, and believe it or not, because the doctor needed confirmation to give her an anesthetic, as she mentionned having emphysema, and because the dumbasses there had no time to do that, she is now stuck postponing this to maybe December.

Goddamn bastards.

I read up in Encarta on Lebanon, and find out its health care system quality is rated high and its facilities attract patients from neighboring countries.

Go figure.

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eden   09-22-2004 at 04:49:02 AM
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By the way I found out there was a site for that mid-night performance act by this amazing stripper. Since I won't post the link, just google Sheena De Janeiro. Should be first site. I said she had big tits, you decide.

Read up on her bio, check the area where she talks about her special game she does in her shows.

And ya know what too? It seems I was treated to an authentic special show for a first: she is supposedly the highest paid Feature Entertainer in Canada, and decided after traveling around the country, to settle, guess where: Gatineau Quebec. :smile:

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zpyrd   09-22-2004 at 04:18:09 PM
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I'll check that out when I'm at home.
I'm at work today.

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