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Ok so I had a wrestling meeting today and coach told us all to get our asses running again. Fine, I been working out and running thruout the summer. So I go on the track and start. Problem is by the 3rd lap (1200m) my stomach muscles start hurting like a bitch, but I figure it's a small cramp. I keep running, 4th lap disregard the pain, 5th pain increasing but keep disregarding, 6th I sprint cause I figure I'll take a 5 min break to check what the dilio with my stomach and I wanna finish fast. Halfway thru the 6th lap I feel my stomach muscles tighten up and pull, and bam. What in the hell could cause this to happen? I mean it's not like I just started to run and am out of shape....on top of that after this happened anything I eat comes out in an hour or 2. Wierd stomach virus or something funkier?

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

its herpes, yup gotta be herpes.

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Reply to mrface

This same thing happened to a guy I knew just a couple of days before he died. Better start making out a will. Unless you've spent it already, be sure to include all the cash your brother paid you for waving your morning wood in front of him the other day, which was pretty darned gay in the first place.

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Reply to Auburn9698

ROTFLMFAO




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Reply to RCPilot

steeped in gayness.

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Reply to mrface

Appendix..... :eek:

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Reply to RCPilot

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Wierd stomach virus or something funkier?



AIDS

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

I knew a guy who died from this. You'll most likely [-peep-] out your intestines any day now. Then the bleeding will start from the eyes, nose, ears. Finally you'll break out in hives which will also start bleeding once you scratch through the surface due to the burning sensation.

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I knew a guy who died from this. You'll most likely [-peep-] out your intestines any day now. Then the bleeding will start from the eyes, nose, ears. Finally you'll break out in hives which will also start bleeding once you scratch through the surface due to the burning sensation.



Additional:

you have a high probability of throwing-up your pelvis bone, and crying all the water out of your body.



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Reply to Ned_Flanders

He flauned his morning wood in front of his bro?
I thought all he did was stand in front of him! :eek:

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Reply to eden

See a doc man.

Oh and to follow on the others' sick suggestions: it might be the T-virus. You're becoming a gay zombie.

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Reply to eden

Actually it's close to my problem, but without pains. It's as if it bottles up in the upper area, and suddenly releases in some kind of gas-like motion, or even a beat.

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Only if Wingy gets to him alive.

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Reply to Crashman

If I turn into a zombie the first people ima eat are all of ya'll so watch out. Comp nerds- thick an' chunky, bad for the arteries but good for heart.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Actually, I'll go on a run tomorrow and that should clear it up. I figure this is like a unitary operator; apply it once it does something. Apply it a second time it cancels itself out (can u guess what I'm writing about right now?). If I throw up tomorrow, all the more fun, maybe there it'll be on some hot chicks and she'll have to take off her pants.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Are you missing a hamster? Sounds like a felching session you had has gone horribly wrong. Did you get the hamster back? Try teasing it out with a lighter. Be careful when doing this as it may cause futher <A HREF="http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/gerbilstory.html" target="_new">problems</A>
This article also has me wondering how you got the Flamethrower title.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

What do you think the "morning glory" was all about?

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Reply to Auburn9698

That was what it meant?


Oh....my.....GOD!!!

That explains why Rob said it was the sickest thing! :eek:

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Reply to eden

*smacks forehead*

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Reply to Auburn9698

'Wingy' is dead, all that is left is a 30 something man with a problem

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Ironically I did hear about that expression before in the forum. Dunno why it just didn't apply in that context.

Go figure, I'm so lost lately I forgot today was the welcome day for the new students in our faculty, thinking it was tommorow, AND at 3PM, when it was at 12PM!

Screw you guys!

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loser

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Reply to mrface

ROFL!!! hahahaha!

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Well, another testament to my sad case of inattentiveness: turns out it's at 11AM!

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Reply to eden

umm ok i didnt get that one.

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Reply to mrface

ROFL, for real?

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Reply to eden

yes

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Reply to mrface

I said before that I was told it was today at 12PM. Little naive me, not checking the papers posted everywhere in the small faculty area of our program, stating it's at 11AM. I even tried to argue for a second in front of the class, until I got put at my place rightfully when proven it was at 11.

I got pwnt twice today, thanks to me being completely lost. But it all worked out perfectly though, very nice welcome party for the 1rst graders.

Still can't understand how it went beyond you though. I just posted the 11AM stuff right after my last post about the 12PM supposed time.
I'm bookmarking this one for future blackmail. :evil:

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Reply to eden

ummmm.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................im bookmarking that u r teh ghey.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Reply to mrface

ima be up till 2 doing this shizzle.....so in protein folding we get....shifts along the quanitity demanded. I really don't get how or why this happens. This is my 3rd week of school, and it lines up so every period that I have a class tomorrow I have a test! Argh.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

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Are you missing a hamster?


OMFG..........funny shiit!!

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