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The sky is blue the grass is green. the harder i fu*ck the louder the scream. the louder the scream the harder i fu*ck. so gimme a ring n u mite b in luck!

Id fu*ck you standing Id fu*ck u lying.If I had wings Id fu*ck you flying, if u were dead ur not forgotten ill dig you up & fu*ck u rotten!

Sex is real evil.sex is a sin.moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in.it cant last 4eva I no it's a shame.dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

Roses are red Pickles are green.I love your legs & whats in between!

ill giv u kisses.ill giv u flowers,ill take u 2 bed & fu*ck u 4 hours.i promis u dis it wont be a bore.cos 1 nite wiv me & ull be bak 4 more!

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Be a lady Not a nun.Open wide and have some fun.Big or small.Thick or thin.Vasline will get it in

kneel be4 him suk him slo.oh his c*ck is nice 2 blo.up n down along his knob.nice & gentle wiv ur gob.suk & lik his lovely prick n wen he cums swallow quick

3 Advantages of having a $50 note tattooed on ure
cock: 1) U can watch ure money grow 2) U can play with ure money 3) Ure girl can blow as much as she wants!!

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

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<i> <font color=blue>I don't suffer from insanity.</font color=blue><font color=red> I enjoy every minute of it.</font color=red> </i>
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