more HL2 packages

Someone on steam found out that STEAM will have more than 3 normal packages

"guys i just heard about 3 new offers other than the gold silver and bronze!!!!!

Ultimate Servicez package: With this package you get to attempt to DL HL2 after your credit card number has been lost (sold to homeless man in back alley) Then your computer gets infected by 1059 trojans (TO HELP YOU RUN CS)

(if you actually get this package you have a 1 in 50000 chance of actually running hl2 for 3 days free of system crippling errors)



Ultimate SUPPORT package!: With this package you get A FREE "I LOVE STEAM" TSHIRT!!! and a steam programmer or engineer comes to your house and drop kicks your computer while shouting profanities and your pets.!!!

(YOu also get a copy of CS, HL, AND team fortress classic, ALL FOR A LOW COST OF $50 randomly charged to all your credit cards you own!!!!)


SUPER DUPER OMG package: With this package you get ulimited access TO A ARMY of 13 year old tech support forum members!!! at the steam online forums! YOu also get FREEEEE hl2 art work drawn by some guy at 7-11!!! Then 4 months later disk 1 of your hl2 CD is sent to your home, you are then prompted to DL NEW MICROSOFT UPDATES!!! and you will get the "memory could not be read error" and bill gates comes out of your toilet to tell you to PLEASE UPDATE YOUR GRAPHIC CARDS!!!"

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Totally...

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<pre>or the person who origianlly posted it</pre><p>
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"In the US and A there are many jobs. For Men: Accountant, Life Guard, and Sportsman. For Women...Prostitute"<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Ned_Flanders on 10/01/04 07:46 PM.</EM></FONT></P>