Red Tie

I will wear a red tie today in honour of Mr. Dangerfield.

Gerry Sinfield would not have been around if it was not for Mr. Dangerfield.

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Now if only BigMac or Jake could tighten it for ya. Oh well. :wink:

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Reply to Auburn9698

It would take you and your small army and that is also something else I don't think you realize but should consider very carefully.

That and Vaginal reconstruction surgery.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

OK, bud. Hahaha

BTW, why did you bother saying it would take me and an army? You did see me mention BigMac or Jake....right? Where did you see me say "If only I...." anything?

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Reply to Auburn9698

Don't start stammering in the face of adversity you did see me post in regards of what I thought Jake and BigMac had to offer your cause. Not a hell of a lot.

I kill things every day Fish Moose Deer and whatever walks through the camp on four legs on the Island.

This sort of thing comes natural to me and is very controlled as anyone who has ever tried to think differently of me has found out.

hmmm... Just think of my friends the other 20 Hunters with 40 years of experience Hunting things and blasting them.

Never mind in total my combat training and weapons knowledge plus the fact I could parachute onto the roof of your mobile home in your trailer park and not even make the tin on the roof pop*

Death comes quietly in the night on swift wings.

GOD LOVES CANADA

Reply to SoDNighthawk

It is altogether fitting and proper that on the night Rodney Dangerfield passed on, the other man “who gets no respect”, Dick “Darth” Cheney cleanly stripped John “Skywalker” Edwards of his light saber.

As I watched I imagined James Earl Jones’ rich baritone droning “L-u-u—uke…I am the force…. Surrender.”

But the “Evening Star” was clearly Gwen Ifill. (Bravo Gwen!!). Unlike Jim (Friend of Bill Moyers, PBS lackey) Lehrer, Ms. Ifill put the tough questions to both candidates. Unlike Lehrer’s patently ridiculous “softballs” to Kerry and curves to Bush approach.

Good show!! We’re all knotted up again. C’ya on Thursday Night for the next “barnburner”.

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Reply to RichPLS

Haha, you crack me up when you try to write tough like this. Come on, do it some more! LOL

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Reply to Auburn9698

Umm, he was just making a crack about the tie and yourself, BigMac and Jake. Auburn didn't say anything about him doing that to you.

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004

Reply to RobD

Maybe once he gets through the 7th grade, he'll be able to read.

"When SoD was born, he was so ugly the doctor slapped his mother!"

"When SoD was a kid, he never got girls. One girl told him, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' He went over. There was nobody home."

"With his wife, SoD don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. His wife told him to hide in the closet."

"I tell ya SoD gets no respect from anyone. He bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!' "

"When SoD was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to his father: 'I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through.' "

"SoD's mother had morning sickness after he was born."

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"Operation Can't Do Nuthin' About It is now in effect!" -Flavor FlavEdited by Auburn9698 on 10/06/04 01:56 PM.

Reply to Auburn9698

LMFAO! Dammit, that guy ruled!

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004

Reply to RobD

Absolutely.

"So what?! So let's dance!"

Man, Al Czervik was a great character.

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Reply to Auburn9698

i think sod underestimates the amount of arms(weapons [for edens sake]) that rednex and people from alabama have. lol.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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{FLM}
Edited by PhukFace on 10/06/04 03:19 PM.

Reply to mrface

Slander in any form I guess BigMac made the post and not Auby's little fingers.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

Quote :

i think sod underestimates the amount of arms(weapons [for edens sake]) that rednex and people from alabama have. lol.

But never underestimate the number of fingers and toes. Gimme six!

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Reply to Tom_Smart

*strangles SoD with his red tie*

BigMac

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Reply to BigMac

Quote :

Never mind in total my combat training and weapons knowledge plus the fact I could parachute onto the roof of your mobile home in your trailer park and not even make the tin on the roof pop*

ROFLMAO :smile: You are so full of crap! LMAO :smile:

Reply to 4ryan6

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoahhh!

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!
Come on!
Huh! Woo-ha!
Those kicks were fast as lightning,
Hah! Woo-cha!
In fact, was a little bit frightening,
Huh! Huh-huh!
But they fought with expert timing.
Hah!

Sing it girl!
Sexy Kung Fu Fighter!

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 And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign

Reply to RichPLS

FLMAO

It's possible!

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Reply to Auburn9698

Ahh, now see, that's what I was talkin' 'bout.

War Eagle
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Reply to Auburn9698

I wore a red tie to work today

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

The thing is 4ryan6 I am telling you the truth and that is what you find hard to believe not the facts behind it.

I posted last year I was in the Canadian Airborne and trained American jumpers how to cold weather jump. You can go back and find the post if you want to.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

You're a dummy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

Quote :

The thing is 4ryan6 I am telling you the truth and that is what you find hard to believe not the facts behind it.

I posted last year I was in the Canadian Airborne and trained American jumpers how to cold weather jump. You can go back and find the post if you want to.

You know SoD contrary to what you probably think I really don't dislike you, as a matter of fact I don't dislike anyone at these forums. You consistently make some of the most preposterously dumbassed statements of anyone probably in the history of these forums, and you leave yourself wide open for anyone to catch you on it, and sometimes I just can't resist slapping the hell out of you, I do get a certain amount of pleasure out of it I have to admit though. Now lets look over your dumbass statement below!

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I could parachute onto the roof of your mobile home in your trailer park and not even make the tin on the roof pop*

Now you're actually saying you can land your at least 180lbs, on a metal roof mobile home, and not make a sound, the same roof that you can hear raindrops fall on, or an acorn fall on, or a bird walking across the roof, but you're going to land on top of it without making a sound! Now can you at least think about what you're saying, and see for yourself how blatantly stupid of a statement that is?

Heres a question for you; Do you think you're the only person here at these forums with a military background, well heres one thing I learned in the military SoD, the guys that bragged on themselves, couldn't cut the mustard, they were basically throwing up a smokescreen to cover up their inadequacies, do you get me SoD?

Now hurry up and respond wonderboy, I need a good laugh!

Reply to 4ryan6

Don't cut too deep. I keep my insults only skin deep with him so that he doesn't kill himself. He's probably pretty fragile.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

You think he's a Humpty Dumpty in disguise? Maybe I'd better rethink my strategy, wouldn't want to be responsible for him falling off his wall! ROFLMAO :smile: I'm being really bad tonight Daniel!, I'm going to go voluntarily stand in the corner! :smile:

Reply to 4ryan6

sinner

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Reply to mrface

I forgive him.

*angels singing*

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

I reckon so!

Reply to 4ryan6

Quote :

i think sod underestimates the amount of arms(weapons [for edens sake]) that rednex and people from alabama have. lol.

For my sake? I don't get it.

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Reply to eden

I am a solid 200 pounds and different chutes are rated for different applications. If we use a Halo or High alt low opening drop we can use a chute rated out to 400 or 500 pounds.

We can also use chutes rated right at your body weight or slightly less to get you on the ground faster. Para commando chutes are the round ones and you can steer them but you cannot flair them they are fun for pulling one riser down and doing spins so fast the toes of your boots come up into your field of vision and you body is almost horizontal in the air attached to the D-Rings on your chute harness. You cant do that on a Free-Fall Mission System because they are a wing and can be stalled like an aircraft wing can stall and you die.

But what you can do with a free fall Mission system parachute bundle is flair the chute and you can get a chute that matches your body weight so that when you properly flair at the right time you can land so light that you can land on a touch pad and not even set it off.

As for direct body weight after the landing I would already have fallen through your trailer roof and shot you. Of course I could have used a Project Development chute system in accordance with a missions system chute and barn stormed you meaning I could drop an explosive charge 25 feet below the main system on a tether that has a shaped charge that will blast a hole into the roof and probably kill you before I ever came through it.

Now I could use a Static Line airborne Troop assembly system and leave an aircraft with he correct lateral line of sight so I could scope shoot you out of your easy chair from 200 yards when I am still on the glide scope and almost level with the windows of your abode and going at about 15 to 20 knots depending on wind direction down and horizontally.

Or we could land in a manned airborne vehicle and drop 20 yards from your trailer and launch a blistering attack with automatic weapons 4 seconds after our wheels made contact with the ground, Such as an ATV.

All this with pinpoint accuracy and you would never hear a thing because you have been dead before anyone touched the ground. All of that when they still had no GPS equipment available when I was in my jumping career and everything a jumper did was eyeballed.

Now they can send an unmanned chute fully battle ready with robot or attack weapons or bomb right onto a target from 40 thousand feet at night and hit a target 20 feet off the center. With hardly any collateral damage in fact probably none. They can blow your bed up with you in it now and not even scorch the wallpaper.

GOD LOVES CANADA

Reply to SoDNighthawk

You need to start excercising. 4' 9" and 200 lbs! That's not healthy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

That's 185cm to you there son. Work it out if you have the skills.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

For the last time! I am not your son! Do you understand?

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

I do, I know your'e not his son...why he thinks you are I don't know.....

Gort, Klaatu nicto barada...Patricia Neal

Reply to TeeTewl

Then stop acting like one. Besides your somebody's son and I wish they would put you over their knee or cut a good switch because you need it bad.

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

SOD be honest with me. Are you retarded? I mean, if you are, it's cool and all, but if you aren't....

Nevermind, it's cool and all. We accept you.

<pre>Retard! *snicker snicker*</pre>
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

They used to have corporal punishment in schools and beat the living shiit out the ones with the bad temperament and the large mouth they never shut.

They took corporal punishment out of the schools and your not allowed to beat the brats anymore.

Just in time so the ignorant ones can load up Kalashnikov's and shoot the [-peep-] out of their school populations and kill all the teachers because they don't understand what respect is anymore.

A few slaps on the hand when they were in grade 4 or 5 would have diverted people like dhlucke from the mouth patrol and made them think before they opened their YAP.

I knew a guy like that always the big bad ass mouth he got thrown out of a Bar one night and I calmly asked the guy so...? what did you do and he sheepishly replied without being able to look me in the eye's "I was talking when I should have been listing" It cost him his 2 front teeth adult teeth at that, plus the dentist bill.

When people like dhlcuke post their slander and cowardly 1 liners in the forum I simply think of them as blithering idiots or the guy that should have been listening instead of yapping off at the mouth.

Wherever you go in life there are people like dhlcuke that don't use the brain in their head God gave them. Most of them are Devil worshipers or think they are a Hells angles but they are not either one just morons.

Besides a Hell's Angel can fold a beer cap backwards between his thumb and forefinger then fold it again all with one hand. More then dhlucke will ever be able to achieve.

GOD LOVES CANADA

Reply to SoDNighthawk

Hey Sod. You're discredited with your ineptitude. Stop trying to be a tough guy or a smart guy. It's just not working for you. Stick to being the retard you are since it's a lot more amusing.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

This proves you are talking out of your ass. I already strangled you with that Red Tie of yours several posts earlier and you are still producing crap.

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Reply to BigMac

Back when I was a boy we used to beat the kids to teach them a lesson or two. I once knocked out this young fellers teeth, adult teeth at that, for looking at me funny. What we need here is some ol' fashioned beatings to be put back into the schools so that people will be more like me.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

Well when I went to school, they didn't spare the rod...Ol' man Frew the principal of Edison middle school had this big (it looked 8' long to me) oak paddle with holes drilled in it (for speed?) and I got three whacks from it and I swear meat got sucked into the holes and then spit out like plugs. And if I was truly at fault I might face another at home. I don't feel like my rights were violated. I mean I did pretend to slip and grabbed out for a hand hold and only found Kay Fortner's peasant blouse that went to her waist...snicker...I had it coming I guess

Gort, Klaatu nicto barada...Patricia Neal

Reply to TeeTewl

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I swear meat got sucked into the holes and then spit out like plugs

**rubs furiously**

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Reply to dhlucke

Ah Wingy...where for art thou...

Gort, Klaatu nicto barada...Patricia Neal

Reply to TeeTewl

LOL

GOD LOVES CANADA

Reply to SoDNighthawk

Quote :

For my sake? I don't get it.

LOL

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Reply to Auburn9698

Quote :

...the guys that bragged on themselves, couldn't cut the mustard, they were basically throwing up a smokescreen to cover up their inadequacies, do you get me SoD?

LOL :lol: My thoughts exactly, with every other SoD post.

War Eagle
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Reply to Auburn9698

Quote :

I am a solid 200 pounds and different chutes are rated for different applications. If we use a Halo or High alt low opening drop we can use a chute rated out to 400 or 500 pounds.

We can also use chutes rated right at your body weight or slightly less to get you on the ground faster. Para commando chutes are the round ones and you can steer them but you cannot flair them they are fun for pulling one riser down and doing spins so fast the toes of your boots come up into your field of vision and you body is almost horizontal in the air attached to the D-Rings on your chute harness. You cant do that on a Free-Fall Mission System because they are a wing and can be stalled like an aircraft wing can stall and you die.

But what you can do with a free fall Mission system parachute bundle is flair the chute and you can get a chute that matches your body weight so that when you properly flair at the right time you can land so light that you can land on a touch pad and not even set it off.

As for direct body weight after the landing I would already have fallen through your trailer roof and shot you. Of course I could have used a Project Development chute system in accordance with a missions system chute and barn stormed you meaning I could drop an explosive charge 25 feet below the main system on a tether that has a shaped charge that will blast a hole into the roof and probably kill you before I ever came through it.

Now I could use a Static Line airborne Troop assembly system and leave an aircraft with he correct lateral line of sight so I could scope shoot you out of your easy chair from 200 yards when I am still on the glide scope and almost level with the windows of your abode and going at about 15 to 20 knots depending on wind direction down and horizontally.

Or we could land in a manned airborne vehicle and drop 20 yards from your trailer and launch a blistering attack with automatic weapons 4 seconds after our wheels made contact with the ground, Such as an ATV.

All this with pinpoint accuracy and you would never hear a thing because you have been dead before anyone touched the ground. All of that when they still had no GPS equipment available when I was in my jumping career and everything a jumper did was eyeballed.

Now they can send an unmanned chute fully battle ready with robot or attack weapons or bomb right onto a target from 40 thousand feet at night and hit a target 20 feet off the center. With hardly any collateral damage in fact probably none. They can blow your bed up with you in it now and not even scorch the wallpaper.

Thats a nice Soldier of Fortune trailer text SoD, full of your usual pumped up B/S, but just once in your sorry ass existence, answer the question you were asked!

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I could parachute onto the roof of your mobile home in your trailer park and not even make the tin on the roof pop*

You're a damn liar SoD!

Completely full of B/S!

When you know you've been called on something, as usual you try to divert the subject, you're a pathetic "has been", dreaming of what could have been, living out your fantasies here at THGF, because in real life you're just a Gomer!

ROFLMAO :smile:

Reply to 4ryan6

SoD's so full of B/S, if he types long enough he'll bury himself everytime! ROFLMAO! :smile:

Edited by 4ryan6 on 10/07/04 08:43 AM.

Reply to 4ryan6

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