Sounds like I will be residing in a black hole of cell phone reception. Please let me know when you come up with this genie lamp.
Appreciate the response.
This is an issue in many office buildings, what some do is actually add antennas to the cell providers to offset that. One of our buildings has some nice "green" windows that reflect a lot of heat energy. The side-effect of this is that the coating also reflects almost all cell signals as well, they had to add cell towers to the building for anything to work. And I'm also in the basement where Verizon did not work till a few years ago when the hospital added antennas to my building and ran connections down to the lower levels.
You can always use Google Voice or Skype and connect to the WiFi also, if that's in your area. The femtocell product you'll have to hook up to the network, which probably means help with the IT department which would also probably mean that it won't get approved.