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Some of you will have probably heard, or worse, encountered this. Hit our work today, the first virus to come in via mail and infect the network, and it spread like a bastard. Focking thing. The little focker is known as Beagle or Bagle, depending on which site you go to. It stopped our McAfee AV from getting out onto the net and getting the latest dat down to protect the machines on our network. Bound to be the work of some spotty little shite who's balls haven't even dropped yet. Wanker.

<A HREF="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3965721.stm" target="_new">BBC news item</A>

<A HREF="http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.beagle.av@mm.html" target="_new">Symantec's info</A>

Vicious little focker disables all AV, as we saw for ourselves.

Hope the bastards that come up with shite like this die a very slow and horrible death.

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<font color=blue>"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004 </font color=blue>

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Wash your mouth out, son.

I seem to be famous for my 34Cs.

Reply to Hot_Nicola
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wheres da spiked bat when ya need it?

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Reply to mrface
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I'll wash the creator's mouth out, with petrol. And then I'll throw in a match.

You're right, I am a foul mouthed individual at times. If cursing were a sport, I'd be gold medal standard. Everyone at work is convinced I have Tourette's syndrome.

<font color=blue>"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004 </font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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Aubie has it, in his endless pursuit to pummel Eden. As long as he washes the blood off at the end of it, I won't mind.

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Reply to RobD
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heheh gold medal? i be up there with ya. my wife hates it lol.

but not much she does like :lol:

i wonder if aubie could get barry bonds to autograph that bat? :wink:

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Reply to mrface

Bet you're good at talking dirty then.

I seem to be famous for my 34Cs.

Reply to Hot_Nicola
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My wife gives me grief about it, but get her behind the wheel and she can churn it out too. And I thought I was bad, jeez.....

I think he sub-contracted Barry Bonds to do the beating. Aubie can help out when Barry's arthritis kicks in, 'cos he's getting on a bit now...

<pre>Think I'd better hide because of that last comment</pre><p><font color=blue>"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004 </font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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I can be downright obscene when the need arises.

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Reply to RobD

Oooh, I like it.

I seem to be famous for my 34Cs.

Reply to Hot_Nicola
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You know it.

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Reply to RobD
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yo uknow years in the service can help out that good ole tongue,

but like you said,"hell hath no fury..."

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Reply to mrface

You married?

I seem to be famous for my 34Cs.

Reply to Hot_Nicola
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I was such a good, clean living guy until I joined up. The army corrupted me. Honest. :eek:

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Reply to RobD
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Yep.

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Reply to RobD
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wasnt grub in the navy?

my grandfather, he had a mouth on him, he always contributed it to the navy.

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Reply to mrface

Damn, they're either married, stupid or Eden :frown:

I seem to be famous for my 34Cs.

Reply to Hot_Nicola
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ROTFLMFAO



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Reply to RCPilot

WTF?! Your attempting to pull people online?

*looks out of the Window* :tongue:

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Another good read on this new Virus is here.

<A HREF="http://www.trendmicro.com/en/home/us/enterprise.htm" target="_new">http://www.trendmicro.com/en/home/us/enterprise.htm</A>

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Reply to SoDNighthawk

Alright now, I saw that, you janksmoking dog focker bastards. :tongue:

Barry Bonds?! Umm......no. Recently got a couple of those nice white autograph footballs with the sewn-in AU logo signed by Pat Sullivan though, PF. Pretty sweet. :cool:

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Reply to Auburn9698
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Sounds like a bastage for sure!!!!



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Reply to RCPilot
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heheh, thats funny.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Reply to mrface

Stupid OR Eden? Whaddya mean OR?!

:evil:

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Reply to Auburn9698
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and the pm's will flood your screen, heheh

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Reply to mrface
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...*whistles innocently*...

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Reply to RobD
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The wierd thing is, we were all playing Battlefield 1942 over lunchtime and we were all moaning about lag over the lan. We found out afterwards that this little focker caused it all. :eek:

<font color=blue>"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004 </font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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Screwed up the game!!!!!! Bastages!!!! :frown:



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Reply to RCPilot
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My wife's grandfather was a Para during WWII, captured at Arnhem. He was always a polite, softly spoken guy around the family, but one night in the pub with him, man could he churn it out. He became a bit of a hero to me after that!

<font color=blue>"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004 </font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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Yeah, fock the Exchange servers and 4000 users, it screwed with our lunchtime gaming. The bastard. LMAO.

<font color=blue>"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one" - Brian Clough 1935 - 2004 </font color=blue>

Reply to RobD
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Yea, that would piss me off big time!!!!!



Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
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Reply to RCPilot

Quote :

Bound to be the work of some spotty little shite who's balls haven't even dropped yet. Wanker.


You think Eden did this??


:evil:

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

Note to self: Change your sig.

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef
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...*applause*...

LOL. Nicely done.

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Reply to RobD
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wassup pumpkin man.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Reply to mrface

pumpkinman?

<font color=blue>GO CUBS GO!</font color=blue>
<font color=red>GO CUBS GO!</font color=red>

I'd rather be at Wrigley Field!

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef
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who said you looked like a pumpkin in the album?

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Reply to mrface

I don't know, and that was a year ago...


I like cheese.

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef
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Where the Hell have you been????




Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with BS! :wink:
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Reply to RCPilot
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CheeseHead!

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Reply to RichPLS
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The nastiest focking virus are the ones your ex-GF doesn't call you up to tell you about her diagnosis!

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Reply to RichPLS
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its been like a year since you have been on.

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Reply to mrface

Yeah, probably so! LMAO

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Reply to Auburn9698

JEF!

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Reply to Auburn9698

Ah, that's better....

Oh, and P.S. I got my A+ certification this AM. Now I'm edumakated!!

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

I am not, never have been, and never will be, a cheesehead. Packers suck.

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

Extremely busy! But I'll try to be around a little more!

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

AUBURN!

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

Thanks for tracking my days AWOL!

=o)

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: <font color=red>{</font color=red><font color=blue>FPS</font color=blue><font color=red>}</font color=red> :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef
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Glad to see you back.... I was afraid that you'd became a "Groupie" with the band you've been running around with!!! [shrug]



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