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Paul Jack wrote:
>>And if there is, could somebody tell me
>>how to do it, because it's probably about the only thing in ZII I've
>>never done.
>
>
> It's been a long, long time since I played Zork II, but I seem to
> remember that the unicorn obeyed ALL the lore, meaning that only the
> pure of heart (a virgin) could touch it. So TOUCH UNICORN will kill
> you. (Which would seem to imply something about the player character,
> now that I think about it.) Also, I think I remember that the first
> time I saw the unicorn, I thought its horn would be a treasure, and
> TAKE HORN ends up killing you...
>
> Give those a shot, let us know if they're happy new ways to die.
>
> -Paul
Well, the Princess is dangerous if you do certain stupid things...
>kill princess with sword
The princess screams as you approach. "Won't someone deliver me from
this awful
fate?" she cries. Just in time, the Wizard of Frobozz appears, seeming
to unroll
himself out of nothing like a window shade. "Fry!" he intones, and a massive
bolt of lightning reduces you to a pile of smoking ashes. (Serves you right,
too, if you ask me.)
**** You have died ****
Kissing her is just as dangerous. So don't try it.
Maybe she had a thing for the dragon.
There is a dishevelled and slightly unkempt princess here.
A huge dead dragon is lying half blocking the stream.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
Or she's a mad bomber
There is a dishevelled and slightly unkempt princess here.
There is a square brick here which feels like clay.
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
She could be entertaining wicked thoughts about using the letter opener.
Or her tea making is especially bad!
There is a dishevelled and slightly unkempt princess here.
Sitting on the table is:
A matchbook
A china teapot
A place mat
A newspaper
A letter opener
Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
There are matches there, so she could be a closet pyromaniac. Although
it's not a good idea to be a pyromaniac in a closet, there isn't enough
room for a really good fire ;-)
Well, try anything once
>throw sword at unicorn
The unicorn ducks as the sword flies by and crashes to the ground.
OK, so that doesn't work.
It seems that the unicorn and the Princess do not pose any direct
danger, but I've yet to try the explosives on them.
Mark.