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*Kicks Auburn in the nuts to start this shindig*

You're turn, biatch!

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: {FPS} :lol:

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*Smacks Jef upside the melon with a game-used McGwire bat*

*Superglues Jef to his couch and turns the TV to an endless loop of Sportscenter talking about Auburn football*

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Reply to Auburn9698

NO!!!!!

**Jumps off the couch before Auburn's dumbass "Super Slow Setting SuperGlue" has time to set.... Throws down PhukFace in my place and turns up the TV!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: {FPS} :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

*Welds an Auburn license plate frame to Jef's ride and takes a dump in the gas tank*

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Reply to Auburn9698

Get a room.

<A HREF="http://www.tv-ark.org.uk/commercials/commercials_s-z/unigate1970sa.rm" target="_new">Watch out, there's a Humphrey about.</A>

Reply to Tom_Smart

Dumbass... I smacked PF... Now it's his turn... 5 minutes in the naked penalty box with Eden for ya!

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: {FPS} :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

You didn't smack him, you just threw him on the love seat. Err, I mean, couch. Dumbass.

*gives a boot to the skull*

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Reply to Auburn9698

That's it.... You're goin' down biznatch!!!

*Takes large axe to Auburn's cheering hand

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: {FPS} :lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

...*smacks Jef's face with meaty, pus-dripping cock*...

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Yeah, punk-ass pitch, suck his dripping cock

Can you see me flip you a bird with my other hand? Nah? Well, that's too bad.

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Reply to Auburn9698

** Edens pus dripping cock??? **

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.

Reply to stupid_tech_geek

Not again!

Oh well...

Auburn, what's this?
It looks like a...It's a fist *WHAM*!!!!!

Muhhahaahahaha

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Quit bothering me while I'm banging your "girlfriend" with her cute little heart hat on.

Eat a few of these 30-30 slugs while you're busy buzzing off. *Pops a few caps in Ned* *RAT-A-TAT-TAT!*

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Reply to Auburn9698

three stooges poke in the eyes...wooo wooo wooooooo

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

***smacks jef with 3 foot midget and forcefeeds him a glass of rosie odonnel's herpe juice.***

***mails auburn an eden***

lmao

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

*mailorder Eden arrives, jumps on Auburn and starts fondling. The terror inspired was enough to render Auburn traumatized.*

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Ede

Reply to eden

That's OK. I'm about ready to go find a speeding bus to jump in front of tonight, anyway. Should do the trick, even with my thick head.

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Reply to Auburn9698

*Stamps "Return to sender" on your turd and places back in mail*

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Reply to Auburn9698

Yeesh, taking that turd story quite far there you two!

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Ede

Reply to eden

God Damn you, leave my 'Hobby' alone!

*Picks up 30" TV, throws on Auburn, Auburn crys.*

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

*Turns on SportsCenter for a close-up view*

*Picks a booger and sticks it to Ned's ankle*

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Reply to Auburn9698

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, chhhheeeeewwwwwww ssssspppppeeeeeeewwwwwww all over Aubies back

cchhaack, putouie at ya

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

*Deletes Auburns THGC account*

Muhahahhaahahahahahha

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

Man, you really suck at deleting accounts.

*Shoves sharpened reeds under Ned's fingernails (Thank you, "Lost" on ABC)*

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Reply to Auburn9698

[/that aint all Ned sucks at!]

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

LMAO. *** Shackles Rich to a chair and makes him watch Ofra Winfrey for 36 hours straght ***

Oh the agony!!!

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.

Reply to stupid_tech_geek

**after recovery from oprathon, pays back punishment by reusing shackles on STG in front of Dr Phill for 48 hours of soothing therapy**

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

Tickles Rich's toes with a feather.

HAR HAR HAR!

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Reply to Ned_Flanders

aaarrrrrrhhhhhggggggg, I cant stand it, stop it!!!
really, I can take anything but that...So cruel...

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

Leave Dr. Phil out of this!

*throws Montel at Rich*

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Ede

Reply to eden

***makes alabama lose so auburn wont get good BCS points when they win the ironbowl***

**and also cries**

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

Hey now, that wasn't very nice of ya!

Did you get into the game? I actually had a miracle at work and made it to my friend's place 5 min before kickoff, so caught it all.

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Reply to Auburn9698

nah didnt get to go in but caught it tailgating, man that was a good game. and then i got home and hung my head at the officiating of the UA-LSU game...

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

Well, crap, that's too bad.

Yeah, that one has to go in pretty much anybody's list of Worst Calls...EVER.

Ran into 3 Bama fans yesterday that all said they didn't think yall had a chance this weekend. Wanted to agree, but it IS the Iron Bowl, so I didn't. (Well, out loud, anyway. :wink: ) Hey, crazier stuff has happened.

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Reply to Auburn9698

what rank is AU offense?

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

National? Think 16th scoring (34.2), 19th yardarge (431.3)

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Reply to Auburn9698

i dont think we have a chance in hell to beat ya cuz we have no offense whatsoever but hell like you said crazier things have happened, like edens 1011 video :tongue:

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

Does that qualify as crazy or just plain retarded? :lol:

Mmmm.....Iron Bowl week is here.....
*eyes glaze over*
*drools profusely*

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Reply to Auburn9698

***Monotonous tone***

iron bowl, iron bowl, iron bowl, iron bowl, iron bowl...

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

Quote :

crazier things have happened, like edens 1011 video

That wasn't crazy, that was art in the making.

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Ede

Reply to eden

keep fooling yourself young one :wink:

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

Quote :

Does that qualify as crazy or just plain retarded?

Janksuck!

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Ede

Reply to eden

I am not fooling myself, that was art of the scale of Peter Jackson.

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Ede

Reply to eden

at least that wasn't geeky, bro, err 10110 :wink:

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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre>

Reply to RichPLS

yeah mmmkay... lmao.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

buttwipe

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Reply to Auburn9698

Fudgepacker!

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Ede

Reply to eden

I was just starting a list of things I need to pick up the next time I'm out running errands. Is that what you were doing, too?

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Reply to Auburn9698

YEAH!!! lmao!

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
{FLM}

Reply to mrface

*Hires PF for $1.00 to suicide bomb the Auburn stadium when it's empty. Auburn (the school) decides to quit playing football and pursue making everyone love one another.*

HE HE HE HE HE

Why should I vote when my choices are a douche and a turd?
[/Stan Marsh]

:lol: {FPS} :lol:

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