My redneck thanksgiving

It happens every year, I have to go to my inlaws for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Picture if you will, 8 people (4 adults,3 kids and a really ugly ogre who shouldn't breed) crammed into a 2 bedroom trailer (and not even a doublewide). My mother in law rents the trailer (section 8 housing no less) and her daughter,her husband the ogre, his brother, and three kids live there with her. Just a bad scene all around. I was in the "kitchen" when I stepped on a soft spot and my foot nearly went through the floor. OMG I need to start drinking on the Holidays from now on. Just thought I'd share a little holiday misery with you.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.

At my redneck thanksgiving there was plenty of vodka and jack daniels as well as blackies and retard jokes..I hate the redneck part of my family.

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I thought Red-necks where in-bred trailer park scum?

Would someone care to upgrade my definitions?

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Lee, is that you? How did you know where to find me!



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Wouldn't be complete if they didn't have 2 busted up cars in the back yard.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.

Sounds like RC's place.

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I couldn't find any turkey for thanksgiving

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I'm currently outside of Krabi, Thailand. Heading to Koh Phi Phi Don in the morning.

I searched high and low. I would have settled for a turkey sandwich. There was a monsoon storm too so they made me eat quick so that they could close the restaurant. I didn't even get apple pie.

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So, are you sure it wasn't goat?

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So how was your jungle trekking? Did your elephant have a bad cold as well?


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*Bastage*



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penicillion in the butt

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***Smacks heads***

Lord have mercy....


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"Please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!"

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Our elephant had a mind of his own and his trainer just let it do whatever it wanted so it kept grabbing branches and sticks and beating us with them. Was pretty funny. We didn't have enought elephants so we had 3 guys on ours, one bareback on the neck, and he got a thorough beating. I only got canned a few times and it wasn't too bad.

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