Free windows 7 professional product key

Heres how ya do it my good friend:

1. Goto www.mcdonalds.com (or equivalent website in your 3rd world country)
2. Apply for employment
3. Get a job for minimum wage
4. Save your duckets up
5. Purchase Windows 7 (it comes with a free key)
6. Enjoy not being a PoS pirate

Its against the ToS here at TH to request a key that you need to purchase for ANY software.