The Beginning of a Christmas Tradition

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where they went. More Stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom
and found that mice had eaten the straw from which it was made .

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree, fat old man?"

And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

Happy Holidays!

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

<pre>Psst, go start one titled "Rich's Joke Thread" and see if he uses it.</pre><p><font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops." -- Marquis Weeks, TB, U. of Virginia

Nah, I've never been to Santa's house.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops." -- Marquis Weeks, TB, U. of Virginia

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