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>Uh oh, I'd better hurry up and make my list then. I was going to
come up
>with a viable force but just haven't had the time so I guess I'll do
a Fat
>Blockhead army list instead. Ok here we go, I even wrote a virtual
battle
>report so you all can hear about how awesome my army is in the field:
>
>Since this is virtual money I'll just use pounds and the GW UK site
as a
>price list to keep things simple. I don't think anyone has picked
Tyranid
>yet so that will be my army.
><looks at GW online store>
>Hmmmm. The Tyranids battle force comes with 3 Warriors, 12
Genestealers, 16
>Termagants, 16 Hormagaunts and 3 Ripper Swarms. A nice balanced
starting
>force with lots of models, which is what pretty much any Tyranid army
needs.
>So I think I'll get a Hive Tyrant instead.
Great start!
>Now I can't let my Tyrant run around all exposed and nekkid so I
think I'll
>get 3 Tyrant Guards to keep her company. Ok that's £42 down and £8
left.
How about some nice dragon wings and other conversion bitz for that
Tyrant?
>I can afford to buy a Biovore, a Zoanthrope, a Ravener, or two
Gargoyles.
>Gargoyles would be kewel but the minimum unit size is 8. Bummer.
Guess
>I'll take a Ravener. So now I have only £1 left and I still need 2
troop
>choices.
>
><goes outside and digs up a couple stink bugs, pill bugs, and
crickets>
>
><sprays varnish on bugs>
>
><sprays some more varnish on bugs till they stop moving>
>
><picks now sticky clump of bugs apart and places them on two small
pieces of
>cardboard>
>
>There! Two Ripper Swarms!
I think that might be cheating...
>Ok so here is my army:
>
>HQ: 1 Hive Tyrant + 3 Tyrant Guard
>Troops: 2 Ripper Swarms
>Fast Attack: 1 Ravener
>
>£1 left over for next month.
>
>Now lets see how they do on the table!
>
>Battle Report:
>Sticky Tyranids vs. Reasonable 500pt Army
>
>Turn 1:
>Stuff happens.
>
>Turn 2:
>More stuff happens.
>
>Turn 3:
>My entire army is dead!
>
>After battle report:
>Ok so my army didn't do too well. All my stuff got shot up well
before it
>got anywhere near my opponent's beardy forces who just sat there
shooting
>the whole game. I did have some bad luck with the dice rolling but
must
>grudgingly give most of the credit to the other player for his
adoption of
>such a sound battle strategy.
>
>The high point of the game was where 1 of my Ripper Swarms got within
a
>couple feet of an enemy unit! There were a few points during the
battle,
>like when we were first setting up, that it really could have gone
either
>way and the fight was a real nail biter till the very end! Also the
varnish
>fumes from my still wet models made the other player and observers'
eyes
>water so all and all it was a very exciting and enjoyable battle and
I look
>forward to a rematch!
>
><insert picture of me attempting to shake hands with my opponent who
refuses
>to because my hand is sticky from varnish and other, uh, unknown
substances>
>
>Next month I should probably consider bulking up my army a bit so my
leet
>dudes don't get all shot up. Maybe a box of Gaunts would be good.
>
>On the other hand, that Old One Eye model is really sweet!
Nice work! Make the report (a) a little less informative and (b) less
entertaining anad you could have it published in WD.
Philip Bowles
>Uh oh, I'd better hurry up and make my list then. I was going to
come up
>with a viable force but just haven't had the time so I guess I'll do
a Fat
>Blockhead army list instead. Ok here we go, I even wrote a virtual
battle
>report so you all can hear about how awesome my army is in the field:
>
>Since this is virtual money I'll just use pounds and the GW UK site
as a
>price list to keep things simple. I don't think anyone has picked
Tyranid
>yet so that will be my army.
><looks at GW online store>
>Hmmmm. The Tyranids battle force comes with 3 Warriors, 12
Genestealers, 16
>Termagants, 16 Hormagaunts and 3 Ripper Swarms. A nice balanced
starting
>force with lots of models, which is what pretty much any Tyranid army
needs.
>So I think I'll get a Hive Tyrant instead.
Great start!
>Now I can't let my Tyrant run around all exposed and nekkid so I
think I'll
>get 3 Tyrant Guards to keep her company. Ok that's £42 down and £8
left.
How about some nice dragon wings and other conversion bitz for that
Tyrant?
>I can afford to buy a Biovore, a Zoanthrope, a Ravener, or two
Gargoyles.
>Gargoyles would be kewel but the minimum unit size is 8. Bummer.
Guess
>I'll take a Ravener. So now I have only £1 left and I still need 2
troop
>choices.
>
><goes outside and digs up a couple stink bugs, pill bugs, and
crickets>
>
><sprays varnish on bugs>
>
><sprays some more varnish on bugs till they stop moving>
>
><picks now sticky clump of bugs apart and places them on two small
pieces of
>cardboard>
>
>There! Two Ripper Swarms!
I think that might be cheating...
>Ok so here is my army:
>
>HQ: 1 Hive Tyrant + 3 Tyrant Guard
>Troops: 2 Ripper Swarms
>Fast Attack: 1 Ravener
>
>£1 left over for next month.
>
>Now lets see how they do on the table!
>
>Battle Report:
>Sticky Tyranids vs. Reasonable 500pt Army
>
>Turn 1:
>Stuff happens.
>
>Turn 2:
>More stuff happens.
>
>Turn 3:
>My entire army is dead!
>
>After battle report:
>Ok so my army didn't do too well. All my stuff got shot up well
before it
>got anywhere near my opponent's beardy forces who just sat there
shooting
>the whole game. I did have some bad luck with the dice rolling but
must
>grudgingly give most of the credit to the other player for his
adoption of
>such a sound battle strategy.
>
>The high point of the game was where 1 of my Ripper Swarms got within
a
>couple feet of an enemy unit! There were a few points during the
battle,
>like when we were first setting up, that it really could have gone
either
>way and the fight was a real nail biter till the very end! Also the
varnish
>fumes from my still wet models made the other player and observers'
eyes
>water so all and all it was a very exciting and enjoyable battle and
I look
>forward to a rematch!
>
><insert picture of me attempting to shake hands with my opponent who
refuses
>to because my hand is sticky from varnish and other, uh, unknown
substances>
>
>Next month I should probably consider bulking up my army a bit so my
leet
>dudes don't get all shot up. Maybe a box of Gaunts would be good.
>
>On the other hand, that Old One Eye model is really sweet!
Nice work! Make the report (a) a little less informative and (b) less
entertaining anad you could have it published in WD.
Philip Bowles