heheh.

<A HREF="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/whatsaho.wmv" target="_new">whats a ho?</A>

<A HREF="http://www.harvardsucks.org/" target="_new">go harvard</A>

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Dude, that is a great clip, Utab!

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

He said that on purpose

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Yeah, an he was in bankrupcy before Jeopardy, kind of ironic...His wife left him, his friends cut support for him, wrote him off as a loser...
Longest winning champ, rich now, wife wants him back, no way, wife then wants half of everything, Hell No Biatch an she wont get it, freinds want some fame and moolah, yeah right, friends widout d R, FIENDS F YERSELF...
Living a new life now, and found out how fake his life was before, I am glad for him.

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

the only friends in life are the ones that will go to war or jail with/for ya.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
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Damn, now that I can actually see em, those are pretty good, especially the Harvard thing.

You went looking for that after you saw the recent article, "The Real Crimson Tide" in SI about Harvard, didn't ya? Yep, you're all jealous now.

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"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops." -- Marquis Weeks, TB, U. of Virginia

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<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/priyajeet/fing.jpg" target="_new"><i><font color=red>Very funny, Scotty.</font color=red><font color=blue> Now beam down my clothes.</font color=blue></i></A>

*bink bink bink

<pre><font color=red>°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°`°¤o \\// o¤°`°¤o,¸¸¸,o¤°
And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
So I got me a pen and paper And I made up my own little sign</pre><p></font color=red>

........

i would say something, but nothing is needed to be said after that.[sigh]

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
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If you're sitting next to all your friends in jail, so that there aren't any left to bail you out, you must not have very many.

<font color=blue>War</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Eagle</font color=orange>
"That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops." -- Marquis Weeks, TB, U. of Virginia

touche

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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.


"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program.



The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"



Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.



After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.



On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.



He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot.



This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.



He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/ 50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.



"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."



The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."




[/random joke]

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
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yeah he would turn around and chase the guy.

"Never underestimate the predictability of Stupidity."
<A HREF="http://www.cameronwilliamson.com" target="_new">-={Neurotic Narcissist.}=-</A>
<A HREF="http://www.youreadopted.com/" target="_new">Guess what?</A>

Where do I sign for the 50 pound program??

I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis

LMAO, bastard.

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