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Eden, you belong in Bangkok. Seriously. I have seen the best looking girly boys (and there are lots) here. The voice and adam's apple are the only giveaways.

Ok now seriously....really

You should go on vacation in Thailand. Hump a couple trannies and call it a day.

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I'm worried you might have given one a test drive....and liked it.

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Reply to zpyrd

<i>Might......?</i>

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Reply to RobD

<i> Might</i> have been by accident....

Imagine going through a heavy snogging and groping session, only to put your hand down there to discover cock and balls..... :eek:

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Oh what a thought....... :eek:

An old mate of mine's brother used to own a bar out in Thailand (the place we were supposed to be going to until I was outvoted :mad: ), and he told a few stories about guys copping off with "women" who liked it only via the back door.

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

That's taking beer goggles to the extreme...

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

I don't think I could afford that much beer....

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Reply to RobD

The amount it takes you to get tipsy? I'm sure you could afford a couple of Babychams....[/totally uncalled for]

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Packet of wine gums and you're anybody's. [/equally bitchy]

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

I'm anyone's for free, you can stick your wine gums [/ho f#cking ho, eh?]

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Well then, it's just a pity that nobody wants you then, isn't it? [/Ebenezer Scrooge]

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Well let me tell you young man that I have received several offers from a certain Barrymore...[/seasonal vomit]

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

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Imagine going through a heavy snogging and groping session, only to put your hand down there to discover cock and balls.....



no it wasn't it cock and balls that bothered him... he already told us it was the adams apple and the low voice that got to him :P

Alltaken

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Reply to alltaken

What, to cease and desist....? [/bah humbug]

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Well that's just sick.

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Not at all, he was egging me on by waving a lubricated cucumber and begging me to be rough with him...*spews violently*...

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Did he invite you to his pool party...? [/the mother of all hangovers]

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

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Well that's just sick.



well i wouldn't really imagine dhlucke minding the deep voice rumbling near his ear. but i agree the adams apple is [-peep-] sick :P

Alltaken

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Reply to alltaken

Yes indeed he did. And strangely enough, while I was swimming he tried to violently assault me, then deny responsibility [/plink plink fizz]

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

I take it he's now on a plane to somewhere in the southern hemisphere to avoid being caught by the fuzz? [/why is eveything so loud?]

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Yes, to join his good mate Gary apparently [/greasy fried egg]

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

Jonathan King asked them to hold on a few months [/fried bread]

<font color=blue>"I'm a man of few words, but most of the ones I said to the players began with F" - Steve Coppell</font color=blue>

Reply to RobD

Pete Townshend made some initial enquiries, but only for research purposes [/syrup waffles]

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

So how were they in bed?

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Reply to eden

I didn't have any miscalculated snogging sessions. All was in order. I did see it happen though. Funny part was that it reminded me of Eden everytime. In one particular case we were at an afterparty at a swimming pool club and the pool was just filled with girlyboys. These tourists were galking at how they'd just felt them up to see if they were girls or not and they seemed real. Ok, reality check here. They were not real but the surgery was damn good apparently.

Either way after being satisfied that they didn't have "cock and balls" they went back to them. Pretty disturbing. In the end though there was a fair amount of young guys there just enjoying the freedom of getting with trannies.

Only problem, Eden, is that the girlboys are notorious for being violent and very unstable. At the full moon party they roam in packs and [-peep-] people up apparently.

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Reply to dhlucke

I'm there dude.

:eek: I don't only break your heart, I also break your pelvis :eek:

Reply to WingDing

You know you'll always be my ladyboy...*winks*

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Reply to eden

DON'T step there ------> @ <---HUGE pile of up-chuck...HUGE!!

Towel please ..anyone...toothbrush ? fook it shower time!!

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