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June 26, 2011 3:19:54 PM

^ He said it for the lulz...
June 26, 2011 11:40:54 PM






The White House let out thirty million barrels of oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve Thursday to try to drive down gas prices before the election. Obama is trying everything he can to boost his approval ratings. If this doesn't work, He is going to get another dog and another child. Obama expanded his search for a new chairman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers to fix this recession. Yesterday he called India for tech support. They told him to turn the economy off for five minutes then turn it back on, and see if that helps.




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June 27, 2011 3:13:03 PM

I checked and your sarcasm and cynicism functions are operating above system normal parameters.

/Tinkers with republican bot's algorithms ...

/finds humour module is missing and productivity module has completely shorted out.

It's not looking good ...

:) 
June 27, 2011 6:56:16 PM

^ Are you programmed on the Conservative Theorem?
June 28, 2011 2:47:21 AM

^ Meh..libertarian does not seem like your forte.
June 28, 2011 10:47:56 AM

No ... see he is clearly malfunctioning doggy.

Ahh ... I see the problem.

/removes 50% of subcortical matter.

Now you should be able to function well as a politician ... any party.

:) 

P.S. I can put it all back and more if you wish to become a Nieschian?
June 28, 2011 2:49:13 PM

^ I heard there is a libertarian party here in the us..it is the 3rd largest party consisting of 235,000 people. why not run for POTUS guys?
September 12, 2011 1:59:17 PM

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